Quote :

"Why the hell would we get married? Marriage is an institution of the government and religion. We don't much care for either. Hell, I've been with her 18 years. I don't gotta buy her a ring, I built her a house!"

hahahaha

8/6/2008 9:04:45 PM

marriage has nothing to do with religion, unless you are a republican trying to ban gay marriage. when i got married at the courthouse they actually asked us if we wanted to omit the word "God" from the wedding vows.

8/6/2008 9:07:06 PM

way to soap box this shit up lol

8/6/2008 9:08:03 PM

I know a couple of wise men that say only fools rush in

8/6/2008 9:08:58 PM

soap box is where you go when you don't have a sense of humor

8/6/2008 9:10:38 PM

is that your way of saying your post was humorous?

8/6/2008 9:11:29 PM

no, it's my way of saying I can make posts like that in here then later on in this thread talk shit about your creepiness

8/6/2008 9:12:21 PM

lol wut??

8/6/2008 9:12:55 PM

Thanks for hijacking my thread, assholes.

8/6/2008 9:13:32 PM

lol i didnt do shit!

8/6/2008 9:14:16 PM

A wise friend once said...

"You know Bill, I trust you and my girl so much, I'd let you hit it and I wouldn't even be mad."

So I cocked back and laid that bitch out.

8/6/2008 9:14:36 PM

^^sure you did, you creepy fuck

see, if I tried that in soapbox I would have had 12 ultra conservatives flaming be about how the liberal media has brainwashed me into cyber bullying you

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 9:15 PM. Reason : a]

8/6/2008 9:14:47 PM

^i see what you did there lol

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 9:16 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2008 9:15:53 PM

Quote :

"If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together? It's so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can't just share this commitment 'tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, baby. It's hot!""

-Doug Stanhope

8/6/2008 9:37:14 PM