FYI, B.
8/6/2008 10:48:34 PM
how much money do you have and do I have to blow you?
8/6/2008 10:49:37 PM
find some trophy COUG and wife that b!tch, G.
8/6/2008 10:49:50 PM
(no homo). but i'm living baller as fck. just need someone to share with. it gets lonely for a G.
8/6/2008 10:50:30 PM
where are the trophy b!tches @ ?
8/6/2008 10:50:56 PM
i need some coug. thats like the only appealing territory i haven't ventured.
8/6/2008 10:53:37 PM
premier trophy COUG is at Carolina.
8/7/2008 9:39:23 AM
too many people are settling these days, b. I was some real wifey material, not some ho who thinks she knows what's best for me.
8/7/2008 9:40:57 AM
^ exactly. women get it fcked up. i don't need a chick to cook, clean and prepare meals. i'm looking for illness. complete trophiness. and a good cook with nice calves.
8/7/2008 9:42:40 AM
i'm not a trophy bitch...i'm more like a participation ribbon bitch
8/7/2008 9:43:10 AM
make sure it's blue ribbon vag, B
8/7/2008 9:43:20 AM
Hey diddly ho there, neighbor.
8/7/2008 9:43:23 AM
8/7/2008 9:44:32 AM
I didn't know trophy wives had to cook?and can you afford one? dem bitches is expensive-dey dont work
8/7/2008 9:54:30 AM
i noticed the same lack of consistency
8/7/2008 9:55:02 AM
if he has enough money for all the surgery it would take, i would easily be his trophy wife
8/7/2008 9:56:01 AM
Dont quit the game, gKeep it Jungle, b
8/7/2008 9:58:34 AM
8/7/2008 10:02:24 AM
trophy bitches are only good for a few years B. you need to find a ho with that soul connection for the long haul G.
8/7/2008 10:09:31 AM
8/7/2008 11:04:14 AM
I'm looking for one too.Preferably someone else's that wants to get plowed while her husband is away on a business trip.
8/7/2008 11:11:07 AM
Why would you only want one vag that you'll never even get to touch after the wedding?!
8/7/2008 11:32:46 AM
He's not getting vadge now, so 1 vadge at least for a night would be an upgrade.
8/7/2008 11:34:04 AM
^
8/7/2008 11:34:58 AM
8/7/2008 11:36:58 AM
10/10, B. this is one of my best.
8/7/2008 8:51:10 PM
aha dj eternal stole my joke
8/7/2008 9:02:41 PM
the VAG stays warm after marriage still. you just have to make sure the chick you wife up has the "SPLASH" vag. you know, the MOIST CAKE.
8/7/2008 9:33:30 PM
MOIST, WET, or SOPPING, its still the SAME VAJUnless you plan on having a mistress, its a bad fucking idea
8/7/2008 9:34:50 PM
mail-order bride
8/7/2008 9:36:48 PM
^^ i like my own personal VAG though. it never gets old to me. i find comfort in making 1 VAG my home. with a possible second VAG in the presence of the 1st.
8/7/2008 10:30:30 PM
For some reason this thread makes me think about that Kanye West song.And I'll do anything for a blonde dykeAnd she'll do anything for the limelight.
8/7/2008 10:43:08 PM
I want a wife too.Someone needs to cook mah dinner and clean my house.
8/7/2008 10:44:03 PM
and pack me lunches of leftovers!!!
8/7/2008 10:45:05 PM
imagine this. being laid up on the sofa with your trophy wife. polishing it. i love spooning with a hot chick
8/7/2008 11:04:46 PM