(an offshoot of the previous thread)

when i'm talking to a girl

and the guy she's kinda been hanging out with all night is right beside her

and she asks me if i have a girlfriend

the look on his face

that look

is hilarious and awesome

8/7/2008 11:57:51 AM

first

8/7/2008 11:59:02 AM

i recently had a girl borrow her date's cell phone so she could call me

8/7/2008 11:59:15 AM

I have been both of the guys in that example.

It's amazing how different it feels to be each of them.

8/7/2008 12:04:38 PM

I didn't answer it because she is psycho, but she left me a message seeing if I could meet her at her apartment after he dropped her off.

8/7/2008 12:06:48 PM

also the fact that i'm mildly schlubby

and this other dude was a hipster-lookin' whatnot

and i was just walking all over his music knowledge

i think he was reeling to begin with

8/7/2008 12:08:21 PM

Not this thread, that's for damn sure.

8/7/2008 12:11:08 PM

self-indulgent threads

ftwfm

ftlfy

8/7/2008 12:13:06 PM

posting like this

to let everyone know

just how

fucking awesome and

better than you

i am

8/7/2008 12:14:00 PM

one time when me and my friends with benefits were in the middle of sex i proceeded to tell him how hot I thought his friend was. Later I was told thats not a good thing to say

8/7/2008 12:15:12 PM

your girlfriend wants me because my knowledge of indie music far exceeds yours

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 12:15 PM. Reason : ^now FWB FTMFW]

8/7/2008 12:15:19 PM

i use tons of commas in my professional writing as a way of imposing my speech rhythm on the reader

this is a way to do that without using commas

because

^ not really that so much as i found it funny that he was all facade

8/7/2008 12:16:22 PM

i use .... for that very same reason


and because i started posting on TWW on an old mac that would add a random character to the end of every post....

once someone asked how many people i had slept with and my answer was "6"....but with the random character it came out as "6k"...

i started using .... that very day

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 12:19 PM. Reason : sdaf]

8/7/2008 12:18:56 PM

use of ellipses ftw

8/7/2008 12:19:42 PM

I was at a bar in Wilmington years ago and this old lady showed up selling single roses for a dollar. I bought one and then walked up to this random hot girl and gave it to her. She completely blew off the guy who was hitting on her to give me her number. He looked really pissed. I never called her. I think her name was Sabrina or something weird like that. Good boobs.

8/7/2008 12:20:33 PM

you guys shoulda been here when times new roman font was running out of periods

you've never seen so many fucking elipses and semicolons in all your life

8/7/2008 12:20:49 PM

lol that is kinda funny Brian but I can't help feel bad for the dude. You know he was probably sweating her all night and opening car doors for her and crap.

On a related note, one time a few years ago my future gf of the time (now ex) called me when she was on a date with some dude while he was in the bathroom. I lolled.

8/7/2008 12:21:40 PM

another thing that is hilarious and awesome....


^^

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 12:22 PM. Reason : ^haha...i've done that before...waiting til he was in the bathroom and tried to line up something]

8/7/2008 12:22:13 PM

i used to know a sabrina with great boobs

8/7/2008 12:23:06 PM

now i want to watch sabrina

this girl was really cute, but totally not my type, and then we started talking about records and it was like "omf"

8/7/2008 12:25:45 PM

being cool as fuck on the wolf web

8/7/2008 12:27:55 PM

monkeys smoking cigarettes

8/7/2008 12:30:16 PM

i post like this
all the time.
i think it's easier to read than block text.

and a lot of times i put periods
in places where comma's should be.
mostly so because it adds the extra long pause.
if that makes any sense.


but of course i wouldnt do it in anything even remotely professional.
that's just. stupid.

8/7/2008 12:30:51 PM

joie and i are on the same page

manipulating your readers is fun

8/7/2008 12:33:19 PM

When you post like that I read it with a Christopher Walken voice in my head.

It totally pays off.

8/7/2008 12:33:51 PM

now i'm going to do it

all

the time

(though the one word line makes me think shatner)

8/7/2008 12:34:44 PM

yes

single word lines

make for awkward

pauses that

are reminicent of

shatner

8/7/2008 12:39:10 PM

sir

pause

a

lot

8/7/2008 12:47:22 PM

"mostly so because "

8/8/2008 12:44:49 AM

writing fag accroos your bf's forehead and then when his dad stops by to tell him something, he walks out and his dad says "boy, you got some shit on your face"

8/8/2008 12:47:57 AM

i lol'ed

8/8/2008 12:48:19 AM

she sent me a facebook message

ftw

8/8/2008 3:27:00 PM

my penis with a smiley face on it

8/8/2008 3:28:08 PM

Shatner is played out.

8/8/2008 3:30:41 PM