I'm looking to switch brands. I won't name what i have now so that i can get an unbiased response.


textiles kids, keep your science to a minimum.

[Edited on August 9, 2008 at 2:57 AM. Reason : we're looking for maximum softness with a pretty fair balance of absorbption.]

8/9/2008 2:56:33 AM

cottonelle ultra or aloe & e

haha

8/9/2008 3:15:38 AM

i like the kinds thats likes thriple roll but on one roll

8/9/2008 3:17:40 AM

Aloe? i like where this thread is going.

8/9/2008 3:34:51 AM

single ply(sp?) is the best...more for your money...who needs that double ply shit, its all excess

8/9/2008 3:36:07 AM

You fucking wasted your thread again.

8/9/2008 3:36:51 AM

Charmin Ultra

(strong or soft)

8/9/2008 6:04:06 AM

definitely with aloe. its incredible.

8/9/2008 7:04:53 AM

Ripples with aloe -- best toilet paper, hands down. I won't buy anything else.

First I thought ripples were awesome, and I said to myself, "It would be awesome if they made toilet paper with aloe like Puffs Plus tissues!" Turns out they do...

8/9/2008 7:17:51 AM

8/9/2008 8:16:27 AM

clean

8/9/2008 8:26:38 AM

i like the regular old red charmin

i don't like my tp too thick

[Edited on August 9, 2008 at 8:32 AM. Reason : guess it's what i'm used to]

8/9/2008 8:31:49 AM

The best toliet paper is proper hydration.

Nothing like a nice firm turd that drops out nice and easy, makes a little splash, and doesn't leave a mess.

8/9/2008 8:54:23 AM

get some scott. you don't need all of that soft, lotion-y bullshit to wipe your ass.

8/9/2008 9:03:14 AM

what you really need is this:

8/9/2008 9:42:23 AM

look puppy, you can keep whatever kinky stuff you and your bf do to yourself.

8/9/2008 10:12:02 AM

^you're funny.

8/9/2008 10:20:18 AM

8/9/2008 10:31:19 AM

that basic Scott single ply shit.

8/9/2008 10:48:32 AM

charmin with aloe

8/9/2008 10:53:52 AM

charmin ultra soft


when you get older you'll know

8/9/2008 10:56:47 AM

dirty

8/9/2008 11:52:34 AM

okay maybe a little bit of dat textiles science.

8/9/2008 1:02:27 PM

*second* on dat 190% cottonelle ultra butt paper. it's like a spa for your ass hole. imagine your butt crack being immersed in a velvet waterfall. yeah...it's THAT baller.

8/9/2008 1:23:22 PM

I just take a shower after I shit.

8/9/2008 1:24:32 PM

Scott <3

Quote :

"Nothing like a nice firm turd that drops out nice and easy, makes a little splash, and doesn't leave a mess."

The Ghost Poo.

If pooping were a lottery, this would be the jackpot.

[Edited on August 9, 2008 at 1:30 PM. Reason : lkjs]

8/9/2008 1:29:48 PM

the shit that doesnt wad up in your ass and fall apart when you tocuh your ass hole
thats the best

8/9/2008 4:24:30 PM

Charmin Ultra Strong or Angel Soft

8/9/2008 4:33:17 PM

baby wipes

8/9/2008 4:35:37 PM

Scott Extra Soft

8/9/2008 4:47:24 PM

I only use Charmin. One of the only things I will forever buy name brand. I hate when toilet paper is too thin or it hurts my butt. This kind tends to not leave tp lent on my no no area either.

8/9/2008 4:50:35 PM