g-ddamned bacon grease hurts!
8/10/2008 8:45:34 PM
You're a guy, it doesn't count.
8/10/2008 8:46:29 PM
of course you know this is worthless with out pics
8/10/2008 8:48:23 PM
1. cook with your shirt on 2. cook with your pants on as well (just some advice)
8/10/2008 8:49:21 PM
no pantscock ladel ftw
8/10/2008 8:49:51 PM
or you can cook naked, just not bacon
8/10/2008 8:50:07 PM
If I found my man cooking with his shirt off I'd eat him alive. Right then and there with the onions sauteeing.
8/10/2008 8:50:20 PM
actually I'm wearing green boxers with monkeys on them
8/10/2008 8:53:58 PM
would you like some mustard on your cockdog
8/10/2008 8:54:04 PM
no thanks, the monkeys are happy with my banana
8/10/2008 8:58:01 PM
fuck your nipple.in the past two days i've had hot acid core solder spill on my hands and legs...that shit burns
8/10/2008 8:59:03 PM
damn dude
8/10/2008 8:59:35 PM
holy crap that sounds painful
8/10/2008 9:00:57 PM
gg
8/10/2008 9:03:39 PM
8/10/2008 9:19:16 PM