ftw
8/12/2008 2:57:30 PM
you make me want to take my dick out and tie a helium balloon to it. Then put my dick over your head and cut the string to the balloon.
8/12/2008 3:11:33 PM
^lol'ed for some strange reasong
8/12/2008 3:12:10 PM
yeah... that was interestingTopJew must be really high right now
8/12/2008 3:12:45 PM
for clarification, I'd put my dick right above your head, not quite touching, so you'd feel a little pop.
8/12/2008 3:24:35 PM
ahahaha awesome
8/12/2008 3:28:33 PM
Now listed under my favorite quotes...
8/12/2008 3:31:59 PM
what we need here is one of DNL's awesome mspaint depictions
8/12/2008 3:33:45 PM
hahahah YESSSSss
8/12/2008 3:36:08 PM
hahahaha i roffled at the mental image of the ms paint depiction of this.
8/12/2008 3:37:37 PM
I was going to post about cereal, but now somehow I don't think that would be a good idea.
8/12/2008 3:40:46 PM
maple and brown sugar or cinnamon?
8/12/2008 3:42:16 PM
Dear Life Cereal,Where do you get off? Part of a balanced breakfast and delicious? Who do you think you are? By now you may have guessed I'm speaking ironically and have nothing but good things to say about what you do. Life cereal do not change a thing.Signed, Peter Griffin (dictated but not read)]
8/12/2008 3:43:42 PM
FUCK CHEX!FRUITY PEBBLES, FTW!!!!!!!!!!
8/12/2008 3:44:01 PM
Upon learning that there is a maple and brown sugar flavor, I have done some research. I now know there are also honey graham, chocolate, and vanilla yogurt flavors. I think I will be buying a lot of cereal very soon.
8/12/2008 3:46:56 PM
^^^ what? haha[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 3:47 PM. Reason : extra ^]
8/12/2008 3:47:03 PM
i prefer the cinnamon variety.
8/12/2008 3:47:53 PM
<3 parabol & oneandonly [Edited on August 12, 2008 at 4:29 PM. Reason : bbl]
8/12/2008 4:29:29 PM
too mushy
8/12/2008 5:01:22 PM
putting milk in cereal is a fallacy.
8/12/2008 5:26:12 PM
8/12/2008 5:45:44 PM
meh, you're better off w/ cinnamon toast crunch in that case
8/12/2008 5:47:12 PM
no, the texture is all wrong. Cinnamon Life till I die
8/12/2008 5:57:28 PM
give us cinnamon or give us death.
8/12/2008 6:10:47 PM
life is cereal. matter fact, it's super cereal.
8/12/2008 6:11:51 PM
^^ reminds me of "Live free or die." I'm here in New Hampshire and they're all about that Old Man of the Mountain. But it fell apart in 2003 so they really need to get over it and stop putting pics of it on everything. ]
8/12/2008 6:11:58 PM
"Vanilla88"[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 6:12 PM. Reason : ^that's all they've got]
8/12/2008 6:12:00 PM
8/12/2008 10:08:59 PM
8/12/2008 10:16:40 PM
he's a jew, his dick would be one pixel.
8/13/2008 3:34:10 AM
an instant classic.
8/14/2008 6:14:13 PM