i'm currently working on a research grant for the shark attack motives of races.

shark week did something similar last year, but i'll be using real people. a black person and a white person.


we all know sharks are attracted to seals, mainly because of their scent and fat content. but what about the color.. are all sharks prone to attack objects that are dark in color?

that it what my research will prove. out of the many of shark attacks, how many were black/white based on the number of them in the water.

also we'll see which a shark prefers, white skin or black skin.
we'll also put some seal scented oil on these folks to see if that makes a difference.

8/13/2008 1:22:13 PM

most racist research ev4r!

8/13/2008 1:23:21 PM

remember to use light colored wetsuits if you decide to add those in...k?

8/13/2008 1:23:59 PM

well im not using wetsuits.

this is the real deal.

i may do asians instead of whites. they are "whiter" in color.

8/13/2008 1:26:17 PM

Wouldn't want to harm a white person....I understand.

Please continue!

8/13/2008 1:28:33 PM

shoooot....

white people are for my next research project.

using aligators. like the croc. hunter

8/13/2008 1:35:00 PM