except where the hell the name ScHpEnXeL came from

9/26/2008 9:04:31 PM

how many broads you banged in your time?

9/26/2008 9:04:46 PM

Why?

9/26/2008 9:05:17 PM

why is your dog so cute?
do you have a girlfriend?
how old are you?

9/26/2008 9:05:19 PM

bc she's the best dog in the world

no (and yes it's been over a month)

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Quote :

"how many broads you banged in your time?"

this is one of those things I don't answer specifically.. you can count them on your fingers and toes..

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 9:06 PM. Reason : asdf]

9/26/2008 9:05:47 PM

over a month? did you used to have a girlfriend? do tell, do tell

9/26/2008 9:07:55 PM

will you post in my thread so i can feel liked and accepted by other twwers?

9/26/2008 9:08:44 PM

long story. dated one girl on and off for 4-5 years.. the last 6 months we finally got serious and we were getting along.. long story short is she dumps me about 3 months ago after i sell my place at the beach (which she was at every weekend last summer) which is also the same time she meets an extremely ugly guy that is loaded. so, she's pretty much a money hungry whore.

besides that i really haven't wanted to hook up with random ppl anymore so i just haven't..and well, yea..it's been a month

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 9:11 PM. Reason : ^^and yea, your friends in gboro are friends with her fyi]

9/26/2008 9:10:29 PM

^ oh noes that is horrible

9/26/2008 9:11:06 PM

yeah..the money hungry whore part is hard to swallow bc i really didn't think she was. but the month without shit part is getting harder and harder to...swallow?? lol, yea that sounded pretty perverted lol

9/26/2008 9:13:04 PM

lolololol

9/26/2008 9:13:45 PM

I heard whore and swallow. Where do I sign up?

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 9:14 PM. Reason : .]

9/26/2008 9:14:08 PM

facebook

9/26/2008 9:14:21 PM

swallow swallow swallow

are you watching the debate? if no, why?
who are you going to vote for? why?

9/26/2008 9:14:26 PM

i deactivated my account on fb

9/26/2008 9:15:00 PM

no bc i'm on the computer

and obama bc mcCain is an out of touch fuck and palin's only positive is being a milf.. i mean, the bitch said she wouldn't be ok with her own daughter having an abortion even she was pregnant from being raped. sorry, but i can't vote for somebody with that kind of stance

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 9:16 PM. Reason : ^lol, sorry, unless your family is independently wealthy it doesn't matter]

9/26/2008 9:15:47 PM

PLZ GUNZZ DONT SUSPEND ME...

can i watch the debate online??

9/26/2008 9:18:25 PM

if you met me in a bar and i was single what would you do

9/26/2008 9:26:58 PM

how drunk am I?

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 9:27 PM. Reason : a]

9/26/2008 9:27:16 PM

oh no i didn't see! answer my question!

9/26/2008 9:29:38 PM

haha, I originally said "how drunk I am"..d'oh

and..depends on the friends you're with honestly. for some reason i'm less timid around short girls so I probably would have at least tried to talk to you..maybe bought you a drink, but I tend to not do that unless we actually do talk because every guy does that and I'm not gonna waste money.

..or if I was really really feeling ballsy I'd give you my phone number and leave ..but that usually only happens when I'm with a girl that is encouraging me to do that

9/26/2008 9:31:42 PM

i don't think i've ever been purchased a drink by a legitimate guy.

9/26/2008 9:33:23 PM

wtf^

9/26/2008 9:34:23 PM

oh. well maybe you'd get a free drink out of tolerating my drunk ass then

9/26/2008 9:34:42 PM

i mean like when i was single by like an actual nice guy trying to talk to me. versus some guy just being a douche.

9/26/2008 9:35:55 PM

I'm a nice guy

doggie pics from right now:





[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 9:41 PM. Reason : a]

9/26/2008 9:38:49 PM

by douche do you mean some guy thats just trying to get into your pants?

9/26/2008 9:39:39 PM

AWWWWW doggy!!!

and yea, that is what i typically mean. i mean..i've never had a legitimate convo while drinking. whether at a bar or party. i just figured i wasn't old enough to meet guys on that level yet. i mean back when i was single. which was when i had just turned 21 so that is where part of the problem comes from. but even still when people attempt to talk to me in bars, they aren't nice.

9/26/2008 9:42:30 PM

haha funniest part is her tongue is starting to stick out more and more.. she had it out like 3x that far but saw me taking a picture on the second one and pulled it back in ..the first one is actually a few weeks old

..and yea that doesn't really surprise me on the bar thing... guys are usually either trying to be assholes because hey, it works more than being a nice guy, or they're nervous/drunk and it comes off not nice on accident

9/26/2008 9:44:13 PM

she is sooooo cute. how old is she now?

9/26/2008 9:49:15 PM

9 months ..born 2 days before christmas

9/26/2008 9:51:25 PM

how much does she weigh

9/26/2008 9:58:03 PM

she IS cute...registered?

9/26/2008 9:59:03 PM

yep

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 10:01 PM. Reason : her dad is actually in the movie Leatherheads with george clooney]

9/26/2008 9:59:44 PM

what tv shows do you watch

9/26/2008 10:03:08 PM

House is about it really.. I work too much to watch TV

9/26/2008 10:06:42 PM

i like house but i didn't see the new one this week and they dn't come online until like a week later?? which doesn't make sense because then you can't catch back up before the next one comes on.

but i was watching my guilty pleasure show during house this week.

9/26/2008 10:10:10 PM

I usually find them online like the day after they play if I miss them and watch them during conference calls and crap like that lol

9/26/2008 10:13:54 PM

http://www.watchtvsitcoms.com/House/S05E02.php

9/26/2008 10:15:39 PM

ooooooooh good call thanks

9/26/2008 10:16:35 PM

yay

9/26/2008 10:17:54 PM

whyyy in on tww on a friday night?

rate yourself on these things on a scale of 1 -10:

cute

hot

fatty

nice

smart

9/26/2008 10:21:04 PM

cute (i hear this more often than hot so maybe 8-9?)

hot (i look too young to be considered "hot" that often.. so 7?"

fatty (0, 150lbs, about 5' 11")

nice (9..unless you're an idiot that annoys me, I'm nice)

smart (9, not gonna be cocky and explain this one)

9/26/2008 10:23:40 PM

whats the most badass crime you have ever committed (caught and uncaught are all fair game).

9/26/2008 10:37:45 PM

how many girls are on mr. pencil's to-do list?

9/26/2008 10:41:52 PM

what is the correct spelling of that name

9/26/2008 10:42:43 PM

Quote :

"whats the most badass crime you have ever committed (caught and uncaught are all fair game)."

I've done some pretty crazy shit in a car.. I'm not sure what 150'ish is classified as though

Quote :

"how many girls are on mr. pencil's to-do list?"

eh, 1 for damn sure but it probably won't happen.. 1 that probably will and there's always the hopeful random extra

Quote :

"what is the correct spelling of that name"

schpenxel?

9/26/2008 10:47:16 PM

ugh
like how does it sound. you're talking to a fucking idiot here

9/26/2008 10:48:24 PM

what does that mean?

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 10:48 PM. Reason : your sn]

9/26/2008 10:48:40 PM

^^you didn't ask how it sounds. i know you didn't because you asked how it is fucking spelled.

it sounds basically like sphincter but stop after the c and add an excel (excel without the ehh sound)

9/26/2008 10:50:10 PM