im a little tipsy so this could get interesting

10/25/2008 9:17:11 PM

protein ?

10/25/2008 9:17:45 PM

did you know i can get half off a papa johns pizza(the one near 6 forks on wake forest)

10/25/2008 9:17:49 PM

THAT IS AMAZING!

10/25/2008 9:18:08 PM

can you bring me food twoozles?

10/25/2008 9:22:06 PM

I'm broke, will you be my sugarmama?

10/25/2008 9:23:15 PM

i can't speak son. i need more help than you do son.

10/25/2008 9:24:26 PM

what is a twoozle?

10/25/2008 9:25:39 PM

no to the food because i am drunk

i also cant be your sugar mama, considering im getting by thanks to my sugar daddies

i cant remember what a twoozle is, i made it up when i was 16

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10/25/2008 9:26:45 PM

what is this from twoozles?

10/25/2008 9:29:00 PM

insufficient answer...

10/25/2008 9:29:23 PM

men
bleh
im sick of you all

10/25/2008 9:32:22 PM

10/25/2008 9:33:01 PM

even ME?!

10/25/2008 9:42:56 PM

can we be friends?

10/25/2008 9:46:07 PM

you're my number 1 jeff

10/25/2008 9:56:10 PM

ive got some lean meat... you want it ?

10/25/2008 10:01:12 PM

what is that pic from twoozles?

10/25/2008 10:16:13 PM

I ain't twoozles but that's gotta be from Beastie Boys' Sabotage

10/25/2008 10:17:26 PM

fuck this shit

10/25/2008 10:23:47 PM

WATCH DANE COOK ON SNL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

10/25/2008 10:28:53 PM

Quote :

"I ain't twoozles but that's gotta be from Beastie Boys' Sabotage"

WINNAR SON.

twoozles BAILED ON US SON.

10/25/2008 10:31:13 PM

she's my boo

10/25/2008 10:34:29 PM

10/25/2008 10:45:59 PM

SHE BAILS ON PEOPLE WHO ASK QUESTIONS IN HER ASK QUESTION THREAD SON.

10/25/2008 10:51:10 PM

so what were you drinking tonight?

10/25/2008 10:52:11 PM

YES AND GUESS WHAT SOMEBODY BROUGHT ME TO EAT SON!! GUESS SON!!

10/25/2008 10:54:27 PM

maybe the problem isn't her.....
maybe the problem is you guys


what's your least favorite bill to pay?

10/25/2008 10:58:55 PM

i hate paying the rent

10/25/2008 11:00:36 PM

Didn't you tell me you were coming up earlier this year?

Are you still coming up?

10/25/2008 11:01:35 PM

meh, fuck y'all son.

10/25/2008 11:02:33 PM

OH and i was drinking firefly

no i said me and *ex* were coming up
but do i still have an invite?

10/25/2008 11:04:15 PM

yeah, and there are a couple other people you're coming with. It will be a good time.

10/25/2008 11:07:21 PM

muh fucka never invited me to come down and hang out

I hate Ingmar

10/25/2008 11:09:28 PM

yea what a dick

10/25/2008 11:18:37 PM

by the way that song sexy can i by ray j cracks me up

10/25/2008 11:47:34 PM

this video will crack you up

10/25/2008 11:49:14 PM

fick you Jeff! I've invited you!

damn, it's midnight

I gotta get out

PEACE!

10/26/2008 12:00:54 AM

aw i love little white boys

10/26/2008 12:05:20 AM

word up

11/21/2008 9:31:33 PM

I have a hot date this weekend. It's the first date, so there will prolly not be any nookie. The question is this:

Should I trim the bushes?

12/7/2008 8:30:29 PM

bwn?

12/7/2008 8:31:36 PM

when are you going to party at the beach?

12/7/2008 8:31:41 PM

when are you going to party on my face?

12/7/2008 8:33:00 PM

i wouldnt waste time trimming the bushes if you're not planning on doing anything. but i'm also lazy.

sorry, but i wont bwn.

i probably won't be partying at the beach anytime soon, i dont have the funds or the time really.

and as for the party on your face, i'll have to check my day planner, maybe i can pencil you in.

12/7/2008 8:48:27 PM

whats the point of all this?

12/7/2008 10:27:57 PM

i'm a genius
that's the point

12/7/2008 10:32:36 PM

?

12/7/2008 10:34:35 PM

Haven't talked to you in a while. How's it going?

12/7/2008 10:38:06 PM

shitty. thanks for asking.
how are you?

12/7/2008 10:39:29 PM