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gunzz
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http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!


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11/25/2008 2:24:12 PM

khcadwal
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i stopped reading after fine wine and cheeses

semen cheese? no thx you

[Edited on November 25, 2008 at 2:25 PM. Reason : .]

11/25/2008 2:25:04 PM

DivaBaby19
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Well I enjoy it as a protein supplement. I'm not sure if I'd cook with it though

11/25/2008 2:26:05 PM

pttyndal
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ok. that bbq I had for lunch is about to come back up.

11/25/2008 2:28:05 PM

bassjunkie
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"and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants"


WTF!?!?!?

11/25/2008 2:28:36 PM

saps852
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ya know, if you ask nicely ill just jerk off in your food for you and we'll cut out the middle man

11/25/2008 2:29:10 PM

AndyMac
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The comments are awesome

11/25/2008 2:29:26 PM

Slave Famous
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the funny part is



gunzz didn't copy and paste this

11/25/2008 2:30:00 PM

bassjunkie
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yeah how's this from Karen Stollznow

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"I would be very interested in any semen recipes that make use of the live ingredient, preferably fresh and hot, so that it retains its optimum level of nutrients and taste.

Outside of simply swallowing it, as I usually do, or as one does with a can of whipped cream and their head cocked back, can anyone think of any innovative and tasty ways to prepare raw, uncooked semen?"


or

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"by Ryan Peacock
As a poor grad student at Stanford I have been experimenting with this sort of thing for years. But it wasn't until I got this book that other people started enjoying my meals. No more assault charges for me!
"


Quote :
"by HObart B
Can sperm in taco make babby in girl stomach if she eats?
"


This can't be for real

[Edited on November 25, 2008 at 2:33 PM. Reason : .]

11/25/2008 2:31:02 PM

saps852
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"Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting semen, and semen husbandry. "


11/25/2008 2:31:25 PM

dweedle
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There are some decent recipes in there

11/25/2008 2:32:14 PM

gunzz
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i think i might use one of these recipes for a work party.
im thinking the brownies

11/25/2008 2:37:05 PM

jethromoore
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Quote :
"CREAMY

CUM

CREPES"

11/25/2008 3:06:02 PM

dweedle
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Boberry biscuits are dangerously risky for some employee mischief

11/25/2008 3:22:05 PM

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"COCK
BOOK
$9.99"

11/25/2008 3:26:40 PM

puppy
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Quote :
"My life partner Flayra and I no longer buy mayonnaise. As financially struggling video game developers, this has been a wonderful way to help save a little money"

11/25/2008 4:12:56 PM

GenghisJohn
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[Edited on November 25, 2008 at 5:32 PM. Reason :  ]

11/25/2008 5:31:35 PM

TreeTwista10
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Quote :
" A Tangy Taste [ No Rating ] 25 Nov 2008
by jennifer L
To Think, before stumbling upon this book my boyfriend's cum would be wasted on my stomach or my chest. But now with so many new recipes to try it would be plain wrong to have his load go to waste.

Before this discovery, it was I who prepared the meals. But now preparing dinner is something both of us can enjoy!"

11/25/2008 5:34:05 PM

TroopofEchos
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you know, there's a potluck lunch at work tomorrow . . .

11/25/2008 5:36:58 PM

goFigure
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wow... just wow

11/25/2008 5:37:19 PM

mattinthehat
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So, if this catches on, and semen becomes the next new big ingredient, does this mean that men with erectile disfunction are eligible for a government bailout?

Hmmm. . . I may be on to something here.

11/25/2008 5:42:42 PM

jethromoore
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http://www.webtender.com/iforum/message.cgi?id=79436&show=21&sort=thread

11/26/2008 10:55:36 AM

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