Q : Does it ever get windy in India? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.


Q : Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water.


Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in India? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi, Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?


Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. In-di-a is that big triangle in the middle of the Pacific & Indian Ocean which does not.. oh forget it. ...... Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Goa. Come naked.


Q: Which direction is North in India? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.


Q: Can I bring cutlery into India? ( UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.


Q: Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? (France)
A: Indiana is a state in the Unites States of...oh forget it. Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday night in Goa, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Can I wear high heels in India? ( UK )
A: You're a British politician, right?
Are there supermarkets in Bangalore, and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.


Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.


Q: Do you have perfume in India? ( France)
A: No, WE don't stink.


Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in India? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in India? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.


Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy)
A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.


Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)
A: No, we use sand paper. (we have different grades)

3/12/2009 10:22:43 PM

tl$dr

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/12/2009 10:23:32 PM

I would prob ask really retarded questions, too.

3/12/2009 10:32:04 PM

what is tl$dr?

3/12/2009 10:34:57 PM

when somebody posts an acronym you don't know, the thing to do is google it, rather than ask

3/12/2009 10:36:05 PM

well hello there.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/12/2009 10:36:23 PM

oic

3/12/2009 10:39:27 PM

o.... not used to the $ but i guess thats a Big Business thing....

3/12/2009 10:40:11 PM

i can't believe that anyone cares enough about India to ask questions about it.


i wish it would sink

3/12/2009 10:42:15 PM

this gave me a chuckle. i'm heading there in a couple of weeks.

kindly do the needful and revert at the earliest.

3/12/2009 10:46:43 PM

I chuckled

3/13/2009 12:17:03 AM

What is OP

3/13/2009 12:18:32 AM

i have

6 indian colleagues

4 of them stink horribly

and these are people with master's degrees working as univ lecturers

3/13/2009 12:25:45 AM

A few of these didn't seem all that unreasonable to me. Perhaps a bit ignorant, but not unreasonable.

Also, I swear I've seen a list just like this before but for another country.

3/13/2009 12:40:10 AM

I want to see the hippo races in Goa. naked.

3/13/2009 12:43:35 AM

+






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3/13/2009 12:47:19 AM

3/13/2009 12:49:14 AM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay Raaaaaaaaaaaay

3/13/2009 12:50:05 AM

injuns

3/13/2009 12:53:22 AM

hawt.

3/13/2009 12:54:17 AM

Quote :

"I would prob ask really retarded questions, too."

no you ask awesome questions

^
hawt!

3/13/2009 2:16:56 AM

3/13/2009 2:45:17 AM

whoa

3/13/2009 2:46:21 AM

is this supposed to be funny

3/13/2009 9:08:04 AM

^no, it's clearly not

3/13/2009 9:10:34 AM

ttt

3/19/2009 2:09:21 AM

I wanna see the hippo races in Goa. Naked, with radhar.

3/23/2009 1:39:38 PM

jihaud in the middle could get it

3/23/2009 1:41:32 PM

Quote :

"All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets."

lol what a jackass. sure, i'll handle an indian king cobra.

3/23/2009 1:55:50 PM

ok, what's the deal with feeding rats milk?

3/23/2009 6:29:32 PM

is that a rat king?

3/23/2009 6:33:09 PM

you could probably do this thread from the opposite point of view too

do things grow in america? (couldn't fathom that we have farmers and such)

negros are in fashion, right? (sure, i guess some of them are)

3/23/2009 6:42:49 PM

all blacks look the same? they are clones no?

3/23/2009 6:46:46 PM

its not funny cuz whoever did this is tryin too hard

3/23/2009 6:50:28 PM