distract her from post-stalking me

link for easy stalking: DeeMarie

3/30/2009 12:25:25 AM

what if they are questions about your sex life? no homo

3/30/2009 12:26:20 AM

she probably won't answer them

[Edited on March 30, 2009 at 12:27 AM. Reason : or she can lie about what a great lover i am or something]

3/30/2009 12:26:40 AM

i see no questions

3/30/2009 12:39:55 AM

What would you rather be doing right now....neuservrrat or fishing?

3/30/2009 12:40:47 AM

she's not online, but i'll point her this way some time

3/30/2009 12:41:56 AM

would she answer what her cup size is?

this is kinda fun...its more fun asking which questions she answer, rather than just asking a question

3/30/2009 12:42:24 AM

why don't you post more?

3/30/2009 12:43:40 AM

^^she probably would

[Edited on March 30, 2009 at 12:44 AM. Reason : ^she has dialup. they haven't got cable out to that part of nahunta yet ]

3/30/2009 12:44:02 AM

have you ever gotten mad at what your boyfriend has said on here?

3/30/2009 12:44:53 AM

does she know what ftw means?

3/30/2009 12:44:55 AM

oh, that sucks

3/30/2009 12:45:05 AM

haha i'm excited to see her answers

[Edited on March 30, 2009 at 12:46 AM. Reason : btw, i think she usually wears a D]

3/30/2009 12:45:20 AM

why is good porn so hard to come by?

3/30/2009 12:45:31 AM

because its free

3/30/2009 12:47:02 AM

what was the last thing you ate?

3/30/2009 12:53:19 AM

unless she ate something after she got home, it was some fresh pineapple here at my place

3/30/2009 12:54:00 AM

mmmm I love fresh pineapple

3/30/2009 12:54:24 AM

are you good at fishing lol

3/30/2009 12:54:46 AM

Are you a fatty?

3/30/2009 12:55:16 AM

Did whats his name and them get out to you yesterday?

3/30/2009 12:56:58 AM

Why do I think that farts are funny?

3/30/2009 12:57:47 AM

haha what the hell is treetwister talking about?

3/30/2009 12:58:59 AM

Why have I turned into an insomniac?

3/30/2009 1:01:00 AM

why are these folks so intent on asking you questions when you're not around to answer them?

3/30/2009 1:01:43 AM

what turns on neuseriverrat the most no homo

3/30/2009 1:02:22 AM

Just trying to help her catch up.

3/30/2009 1:03:02 AM

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SET MY DESKTOP WALLPAPER TO THAT CREEP FROM THE TWILIGHT MOVIE???



[Edited on March 30, 2009 at 1:05 AM. Reason : I JUST FOUND THAT SHIT]

3/30/2009 1:04:47 AM

Quote :

"Did whats his name and them get out to you yesterday?"

Quote :

"haha what the hell is treetwister talking about?"

3/30/2009 1:06:34 AM

does treetwister really expect me to watch that?

3/30/2009 1:07:25 AM

no but he probably expects me to

3/30/2009 1:07:59 AM

you can hear my quote in the first 30 seconds of the youtube...that is, if you're too retarded to figure it out just from the song title alone

3/30/2009 1:11:39 AM

no answers

3/30/2009 7:08:04 AM

Alright, so while I was sound asleep last night my lovely boyfriend makes a thread about his lovely girlfriend. It's not going to distract me from stalking him so this really doesn't serve a purpose. I will answer any and all questions, although I will not promise a speedy reply. So ask away and find my answers below:

Quote :

"What would you rather be doing right now....neuservrrat or fishing?"

I would prefer to do NRR while fishing.

Quote :

"would she answer what her cup size is?"

Yes, 36D

Quote :

"why don't you post more?"

I prefer to post-stalk NRR. (and I dont want to be one of those people. )

Quote :

"have you ever gotten mad at what your boyfriend has said on here?"

Yes, his shenanigans are often stupid, embarrassing, mean, ect. But it's all good.

Quote :

"does she know what ftw means?"

FOR THE WIN!! Duh.

Quote :

"why is good porn so hard to come by?"

I'm not sure on this one. I'm not that crazy about porn. If I watch it, it's normally on Skinamax after midnight.

Quote :

"what was the last thing you ate?"

Last night, it was pineapple. But I did cook some awesome spaghetti tonight.

Quote :

"are you good at fishing"

Hmm...kinda. It really depends. I kinda suck at throwing the rod and reel, I kinda suck at working the rod and reel, I'm down with baiting my own hook, I'm good at using a net and messing with the anchor. I enjoy the thought of fishing and getting away, be it on the boat or the riverbank. I don't care if I don't catch anything.

Quote :

"Are you a fatty?"

No, but your mama is.

Quote :

"Did whats his name and them get out to you yesterday?"

Yeah, I'm not even gonna worry about this one. Next...

Quote :

"Why do I think that farts are funny?"

Because farts are flipping hilarious!!!

Quote :

"haha what the hell is treetwister talking about?"

Don't know, don't care, not gonna watch the video. Next...

Quote :

"Why have I turned into an insomniac?"

I don't know. Maybe you should lay off the caffeine and turn off the computer. Possibly find some soothing sounds to lull you to sleep. Perhaps try masturbating to relax the senses.

Quote :

"why are these folks so intent on asking you questions when you're not around to answer them?"

B/c it's Tdub and I'm freaking fantabulous...haha. I don't know.

Quote :

"what turns on neuseriverrat the most no homo"

Me

Quote :

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SET MY DESKTOP WALLPAPER TO THAT CREEP FROM THE TWILIGHT MOVIE???"

Because I could. Hehe, he's so hot!

Quote :

"does treetwister really expect me to watch that?"

Probably.


Done.

[Edited on March 30, 2009 at 10:08 PM. Reason : .]

3/30/2009 10:06:00 PM

That was awesome.

3/30/2009 10:09:20 PM

she's online. ask her questions.

4/26/2009 4:36:04 PM

bwn?

4/26/2009 4:38:39 PM

I, too, have a fuckbuddy.

4/26/2009 4:41:42 PM

^yeah and apparently her vag tastes like a mushroom:

Quote :

"Mmmm... nothing better than sauteed/roasted fresh mushrooms... very complex adult flavour, not very different from good clean vagina flavour/scent. Eggplant is in a way similar."

[Edited on April 26, 2009 at 4:43 PM. Reason : quote]

4/26/2009 4:42:53 PM

lolz @ California Summer

4/26/2009 4:46:56 PM

Quote :

"bwn?"

with you, no thank you.

NRR is my one and only fuckbuddy.

4/26/2009 4:52:36 PM

ruh roh raggy

4/26/2009 4:53:22 PM

sharing is caring

4/26/2009 4:54:44 PM

^I'm an only child so sharing doesn't apply to me

4/26/2009 4:56:31 PM

lol. that is wrong!

4/26/2009 4:57:16 PM

Awhttp://www.... NeuseRvrRat's nerve got hit

BTW....












































I, too, have a fuckbuddy.

4/26/2009 5:01:44 PM

i just thought the mushroom post was hilarious

4/26/2009 5:02:47 PM

well, how would YOU describe the taste/scent of an agreeable clean vagina?

raspberry?
banana?
peach?
beef?
oats?
candy?

good clean vaginas have an earthy very slightly bitter (HATE SOUR) but highly agreeable taste/aroma, the kind found in mushrooms, eggplant, zucchini, olive oil, pumpkin/sunflower seeds, etc.

p.s. oats (and other grains) isn't far off, as they definitely have a very pleasant earthy aroma.



[Edited on April 26, 2009 at 5:07 PM. Reason : ]

4/26/2009 5:06:25 PM

i don't analyze it that much

4/26/2009 5:07:06 PM

must i remind you boys that this thread is about asking ME questions?

4/26/2009 5:11:31 PM