Your 2 month old daughter falling asleep on your shoulder, and then you yourself also laying down to sleep for a couple of hours kthnxbye... btb (back to baby)P.S. Yesterday we were teaching her 4 colors (red, yellow, green, blue) in 9 languages:EnglishItalianFrenchSpanishGermanArabicUrduSindhiTurkish
5/3/2009 2:27:31 PM
5/3/2009 2:28:10 PM
^ His daughter is a sponge?
5/3/2009 2:29:12 PM
nah, but she is similar to a sponge in that neither of them can differentiate between english, italian, french, spanish, german, arabic, urdu, sindhi and turkish.
5/3/2009 2:30:26 PM
The Breast Feeling in The World
5/3/2009 2:31:20 PM
RAWR RAWR RAWR...I"M GOING TO HAVE THE SMARTEST KID IN THE WORLD
5/3/2009 2:31:33 PM
Nothing puts a child on the fast track to success like knowing how to say "green" in Urdu
5/3/2009 2:35:20 PM
i can understand the desire to teach multiple langauges, but i would opt for 2 (maybe 3) with more colors or words. it seems that many languages at such a young age would lead to confusion and less comprehension.[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 2:37 PM. Reason : writing skills]
5/3/2009 2:37:19 PM
^ Yeah I agree... we were just having fun. We will just actually teach her 3, and then she can learn 2-3 others by the time she is 10 at school and on her own.^^ I don't get it...? Green is 'subz' in Urdu. Or you are referring to green as in dollar bucks?^^^ Nah... I would love to, but that would mean both of us quitting our jobs to accomplish that. I wish I was rich enough... but both of us have to work.
5/3/2009 2:37:34 PM
BORTUQUAL
5/3/2009 3:20:29 PM
encyclopedia parenta
5/3/2009 3:23:16 PM
pretty cool you have a babyexpecting it to know 6 languages by age 10 is ludicrous though lol
5/3/2009 3:28:07 PM
I have to do the obligatory "awwwww" sooo sweet
the best nap i've ever had was when my then baby cousin fell asleep on my chest as i was laying on the couch
5/3/2009 3:31:18 PM
i learned spanish in a single afternoon
5/3/2009 3:34:56 PM
i was thinking orgasms[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : way off]
5/3/2009 3:39:54 PM
followed by the worst feeling in the world, having to change a diarrhea diaper
5/3/2009 3:41:02 PM
she probably was falling asleep wishing she was on the boob instead
5/3/2009 4:20:00 PM
sindhi? how do you know sindhi
5/3/2009 5:09:32 PM
bttt4trap
10/3/2009 3:22:49 PM
10/3/2009 3:34:13 PM
have you tried Oxycontin or morphine?? no? then how can you claim to know it isnt better??
10/3/2009 3:51:05 PM
My aunt has been mostly raising her grandson, and she always says everything in Spanish and English to him. This started when he was an infant, now hes 7 and can speak Spanish and English, but its hard to get him to say anything at all.
10/3/2009 4:09:45 PM
10/3/2009 7:28:50 PM
I was thinking 'winning the lottery'but oh well
10/3/2009 7:30:19 PM
I don't even know what the fuck Urdu is
10/3/2009 7:31:17 PM
Incorrect. The best feeling in the world is when you've been holding your pee for hours and finally get to let it all out. That's magic right there.
10/3/2009 7:33:07 PM
^ comparable to a nice long shit after a long day at work
10/3/2009 7:37:56 PM
^on the clock, it's even better
10/3/2009 7:38:20 PM
Just making it into the bathroom at work early in the morning right after the stalls have been cleaned. Then spending 30-45 min in there.
10/3/2009 8:16:28 PM
Really any sort of bodily relief.Also, getting to cook and eat your favorite meal.Those two things may or may not be related.
10/4/2009 7:45:19 AM
Luci had a FEAST todayDRINK: Mango + guava + banana milk shake (no sugar added)STARTER: French whole wheat baguette with Greek yoghurt, herb butter, and olive tapenadeMAIN DISH: Lamb tajine (lamb, bone marrow, prunes, boiled egg)DESSERT: Natural yogurt with chopped prunes mixed in She is 7.5 months old now. No teeth yet.
10/24/2009 5:09:03 PM
That is going to be some diaper.
10/24/2009 5:35:07 PM
Oh it was!
10/24/2009 6:19:43 PM
did you stop doing your smiley signature after every post?
10/24/2009 6:22:20 PM
when you going to give us a picture man
10/24/2009 6:35:25 PM
After 5 weeks ago message_topic.aspx?topic=567732&page=3
10/24/2009 6:41:09 PM
thanks man..shes adorablelooks like her mom then
10/24/2009 6:42:04 PM
Thanks...My [Asian] black hair and eyes.My wife's [Cauc-Asian] white skin.As for facial features, equal mix from both of us, but hard to tell at that age.
10/24/2009 6:49:20 PM