Your 2 month old daughter falling asleep on your shoulder, and then you yourself also laying down to sleep for a couple of hours

kthnxbye... btb (back to baby)

P.S. Yesterday we were teaching her 4 colors (red, yellow, green, blue) in 9 languages:

English
Italian
French
Spanish
German
Arabic
Urdu
Sindhi
Turkish

5/3/2009 2:27:31 PM

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"P.S. Yesterday we were teaching her 4 colors (red, yellow, green, blue) in 9 languages"

i'll bet she soaked that right up.

5/3/2009 2:28:10 PM

^ His daughter is a sponge?

5/3/2009 2:29:12 PM

nah, but she is similar to a sponge in that neither of them can differentiate between english, italian, french, spanish, german, arabic, urdu, sindhi and turkish.

5/3/2009 2:30:26 PM

The Breast Feeling in The World

5/3/2009 2:31:20 PM

RAWR RAWR RAWR...I"M GOING TO HAVE THE SMARTEST KID IN THE WORLD

5/3/2009 2:31:33 PM

Nothing puts a child on the fast track to success like knowing how to say "green" in Urdu

5/3/2009 2:35:20 PM

i can understand the desire to teach multiple langauges, but i would opt for 2 (maybe 3) with more colors or words. it seems that many languages at such a young age would lead to confusion and less comprehension.

[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 2:37 PM. Reason : writing skills]

5/3/2009 2:37:19 PM

^ Yeah I agree... we were just having fun. We will just actually teach her 3, and then she can learn 2-3 others by the time she is 10 at school and on her own.

^^ I don't get it...? Green is 'subz' in Urdu. Or you are referring to green as in dollar bucks?

^^^ Nah... I would love to, but that would mean both of us quitting our jobs to accomplish that. I wish I was rich enough... but both of us have to work.

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"nah, but she is similar to a sponge in that neither of them can differentiate between english, italian, french, spanish, german, arabic, urdu, sindhi and turkish."

You need to learn more about infant physiology.

Some experiments have shown some unbelievable results. They can tell apart languages when they are just a few months old, especially if they have been listening to them while in the womb. And other amazing findings as well, about recognizing and 'dancing' to songs (and other sounds) at the age of a few months that were played when they were inside, etc.


[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 2:39 PM. Reason : ]

5/3/2009 2:37:34 PM

BORTUQUAL

5/3/2009 3:20:29 PM

encyclopedia parenta

5/3/2009 3:23:16 PM

pretty cool you have a baby

expecting it to know 6 languages by age 10 is ludicrous though lol

5/3/2009 3:28:07 PM

I have to do the obligatory "awwwww"

sooo sweet

5/3/2009 3:28:07 PM

the best nap i've ever had was when my then baby cousin fell asleep on my chest as i was laying on the couch

5/3/2009 3:31:18 PM

i learned spanish in a single afternoon

5/3/2009 3:34:56 PM

i was thinking orgasms

[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : way off]

5/3/2009 3:39:54 PM

followed by the worst feeling in the world, having to change a diarrhea diaper

5/3/2009 3:41:02 PM

she probably was falling asleep wishing she was on the boob instead

5/3/2009 4:20:00 PM

sindhi? how do you know sindhi

5/3/2009 5:09:32 PM

bttt4trap

10/3/2009 3:22:49 PM

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"nah, but she is similar to a sponge in that neither of them can differentiate between english, italian, french, spanish, german, arabic, urdu, sindhi and turkish."

someone doesn't understand how the brain works

10/3/2009 3:34:13 PM

have you tried Oxycontin or morphine?? no? then how can you claim to know it isnt better??

10/3/2009 3:51:05 PM

My aunt has been mostly raising her grandson, and she always says everything in Spanish and English to him. This started when he was an infant, now hes 7 and can speak Spanish and English, but its hard to get him to say anything at all.

10/3/2009 4:09:45 PM

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"have you tried Oxycontin or morphine?? no? then how can you claim to know it isnt better??"

Or, When you are on one of these, and you finally bust that nut youve been working at for 1+ hours. THAT, might be the best feeling in the world.

10/3/2009 7:28:50 PM

I was thinking 'winning the lottery'
but oh well

10/3/2009 7:30:19 PM

I don't even know what the fuck Urdu is

10/3/2009 7:31:17 PM

Incorrect. The best feeling in the world is when you've been holding your pee for hours and finally get to let it all out. That's magic right there.

10/3/2009 7:33:07 PM

^ comparable to a nice long shit after a long day at work

10/3/2009 7:37:56 PM

^on the clock, it's even better

10/3/2009 7:38:20 PM

Just making it into the bathroom at work early in the morning right after the stalls have been cleaned. Then spending 30-45 min in there.

10/3/2009 8:16:28 PM

Really any sort of bodily relief.

Also, getting to cook and eat your favorite meal.

Those two things may or may not be related.

10/4/2009 7:45:19 AM

Luci had a FEAST today

DRINK: Mango + guava + banana milk shake (no sugar added)
STARTER: French whole wheat baguette with Greek yoghurt, herb butter, and olive tapenade
MAIN DISH: Lamb tajine (lamb, bone marrow, prunes, boiled egg)
DESSERT: Natural yogurt with chopped prunes mixed in



She is 7.5 months old now. No teeth yet.

10/24/2009 5:09:03 PM

That is going to be some diaper.

10/24/2009 5:35:07 PM

Oh it was!

10/24/2009 6:19:43 PM

did you stop doing your smiley signature after every post?

10/24/2009 6:22:20 PM

when you going to give us a picture man

10/24/2009 6:35:25 PM

After 5 weeks ago

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10/24/2009 6:41:09 PM

thanks man..

shes adorable

looks like her mom then

10/24/2009 6:42:04 PM

Thanks...

My [Asian] black hair and eyes.

My wife's [Cauc-Asian] white skin.

As for facial features, equal mix from both of us, but hard to tell at that age.

10/24/2009 6:49:20 PM