http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/5117939/

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"Raleigh, N.C. — A man accused of assaulting people and cars in a downtown park was taken into police custody Saturday. Roland Edwin French Jr., 33, attacked four people and damaged two vehicles in Moore Square, police said. When officers arrived to arrest French, police said, he punched the patrol car. An officer used a Teaser gun on French after he lunged at them, police said. Investigators believe that French assaulted three other people and damaged two other cars before officers arrived. However, the people had left the scene without talking to officers, police said. Police said that French suffered self-inflicted injuries by beating his head against the ground once he was handcuffed. He was listed in good condition at WakeMed Saturday afternoon. No one else was injured. Charges against French were pending, awaiting a mental evaluation."

I kind of want to get shot by a teaser gun. It might be fun!

5/10/2009 2:13:36 PM

Ntlb

5/10/2009 2:24:49 PM

2st

5/10/2009 2:36:05 PM

Quote :

"cocked teaser gun"

5/10/2009 2:43:44 PM

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"Police said that French suffered self-inflicted injuries by beating his head against the ground once he was handcuffed. "

5/10/2009 3:04:15 PM

yes, because one typo clearly means WRAL sucks.

5/10/2009 4:18:22 PM

yes, because one typo clearly means WRAL sucks.

5/10/2009 4:33:08 PM

5/10/2009 4:56:11 PM

this fella is on the fast track to success

5/10/2009 4:56:36 PM

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"yes, because one typo clearly means WRAL sucks."

it happens pretty frequently

5/10/2009 5:40:48 PM

That bastard! We aren't lego men!

5/10/2009 5:59:35 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn

5/10/2009 9:35:01 PM

5/10/2009 9:37:59 PM

He should change his name to Freedom Fries.

5/10/2009 9:44:22 PM

He looks like one of you people.

5/10/2009 10:15:55 PM

he does look like a lego man character

5/10/2009 10:19:21 PM

/message_topic.aspx?topic=559801&page=1#12888229

5/10/2009 10:40:20 PM

Quote :

"Top terror conspirator lived in quite Willow Spring neighborhood"

http://www.wral.com/

jesus h. christ

7/27/2009 10:52:28 PM

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"Man accused of attaching people at Moore Square"

So this must be the famous master lego builder I keep hearing about.

7/27/2009 10:54:34 PM

7/28/2009 12:08:11 AM

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"Troopers ID victim of hit-and-run in Newtown Grove"

http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/5718082/

the bad part is that it's spelt properly in the first line of the article

8/3/2009 7:50:29 PM

aha, that's great. they can't make their mind up

Quote :

"Troopers ID victim of hit-and-run in Newtown Grove Posted: Today at 2:19 p.m. Newton Grove, N.C. — State troopers have identified the victim in a Sunday hit-and-run on Lassiter Road outside Newtown Grove. They said the man was Hispanic, 24 years old and lived at 946 Cedar Point Road in Newton Grove, but did not release his name because his family has yet to be notified."

8/3/2009 8:35:59 PM

Awkward

http://www.wral.com/weather/video/5755214/

8/12/2009 9:05:24 AM

that
was
painful

8/12/2009 9:17:19 AM

Quote :

"Politicians wary they might be blamed for a boondoggle have assured that taxpayer money that helped lure a massive Dell Inc. computer assembly plant to North Carolina will be recovered."

http://www.wral.com/news/state/story/6173623/

10/10/2009 11:27:26 AM

"Injured Wake Forest high player expected to be OK"

maybe being high increases your chances of being injured?


http://www.highschoolot.com/content/blogpost/6367617/

11/7/2009 12:06:47 AM

thanks mcfly

11/7/2009 7:35:30 AM

lol boondoggle. That's a fun word to say.

11/7/2009 8:21:13 AM