So my gf is a 2nd grade teacher and wanted me to ask if anyone knows any clever candy related puns. Such as "don't be a dum-dum" and you give the kids a dum-dum.

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5/25/2009 10:01:50 AM

parents might not like their children being called dumdums

probably shouldn't reference sugardaddys

5/25/2009 10:03:57 AM

http://www.appreciateu.com/id69.html

5/25/2009 10:04:33 AM

something involving mary jane

5/25/2009 10:08:13 AM

Quote :

"cute!*LOL* The Birth of a Candybar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big Million Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was pure Almond Joy! I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots for me. It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream. "Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars and that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, "hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff". I said "Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Ho-Ho and i'll give you a Bit 'O' Honey?" (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) she screamed, "Oh your Crackerjack tastes better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden...my Starbust! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped...Baby Ruth!"

from http://barjokes.biz/10640-FoodDrink.html

5/25/2009 10:09:35 AM

5/25/2009 10:15:06 AM

A professor in geology I used to work with would give all of his grad students a can of pig brains after they defended and would say "here's your brains!"

5/25/2009 10:20:42 AM

[Edited on May 25, 2009 at 11:11 AM. Reason : for your health]

5/25/2009 11:10:47 AM

don't let strangers gob your stopper

5/25/2009 11:18:35 AM

pull your nuts out and see who wants some almond joy

5/25/2009 11:33:24 AM

I had a teacher who would go out the room asking if you were a "dum-dum" or a "smartie."

I would always take a dum-dum

smarties

5/25/2009 12:09:34 PM

i love smarties!

dum dums are lame. how do they even call themselves lollypops? they are tiny. and the stick always gets wet because they are so tiny.

5/25/2009 3:38:06 PM

give the guys almond joys and the girls the mounds until they figure it out

5/25/2009 4:50:43 PM

Don't be the runts

5/25/2009 4:54:37 PM