OH NOES

6/29/2009 10:49:57 PM

At least Rex
is practicing safe sex

6/29/2009 10:50:56 PM

your dog got raped

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 10:51 PM. Reason : ^damn you]

6/29/2009 10:51:11 PM

as i chew my beef jerky

6/29/2009 10:51:57 PM

oh my god

did he....eat it and then attempt to shit it out?

6/29/2009 10:52:19 PM

One of our petsitters was telling us how one time, her dog ate one of her thongs, and how embarassed she was to be pulling hot pink buttfloss from her dog's butt at her apartment complex.

I was like, so THAT'S how [petsitter] felt... and Z LOLed IRL

^No, he didn't try to shit it out. He DID.


[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 10:53 PM. Reason : `]

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 10:53 PM. Reason : V it was a little inflated ]

6/29/2009 10:52:51 PM

If he farts, will he make a balloon?

6/29/2009 10:53:15 PM

no, thumper. he picked it up with his opposable thumb, reached around there, and stuck it halfway into his anus.

6/29/2009 10:53:43 PM

and then if you light the balloon will it blow up?

6/29/2009 10:54:04 PM

Quote :

"no, thumper. he picked it up with his opposable thumb, reached around there, and stuck it halfway into his anus. "

jesus fucking christ

that made me laugh so hard....OH GOD i haven't laughed that hard in awhile

i guess...well, i guess that is how the condom got in his ass

6/29/2009 10:55:27 PM

i dont want to say this

i really dont

but im curious so here goes

you're on an iud and may be married as well

why are you using condoms, or are you doing something really odd where condoms will be required

6/29/2009 10:59:46 PM

ass play

holla

6/29/2009 11:00:23 PM

Ass play is the best time not to use one.

6/29/2009 11:00:56 PM

so you call me worthless

and then you come up with this shit

6/29/2009 11:01:12 PM

i love a dog that swallows.

6/29/2009 11:01:21 PM

Quote :

"Ass play is the best time not to use one."

then i got nothin

just thought they wanted to protect the p33n from the c0rn

6/29/2009 11:01:25 PM

i mean

if it's assplay

how is the used anal condom out in an area that the dog could get it in the first place

that's pretty nasty

6/29/2009 11:02:00 PM

it was probably wrapped in tissue paper and tossed into the bathroom trashcan. atleast, that's how we disposed of ours back in the day (if we didn't flush 'em). so in that case, it would be easy for the dog to get to it.

doesn't make it any easier to think about

6/29/2009 11:04:34 PM

You forget that this is hambrosia talking here. Queen of make you

6/29/2009 11:04:45 PM

^^ if that's the case, that's still easy for a dog to get into.

i mean, maybe im out of the norm, but anything i have any concern over my dog getting into goes into a trashcan that's behind a door.

6/29/2009 11:06:31 PM

maybe they like condom balloons out of the dog's ass created by ass condoms?

6/29/2009 11:08:03 PM

damn dog

6/29/2009 11:10:49 PM

Lolol @ your petsitter

I found my dog chewing on a strip of condoms like it was gum. I couldn't help but laugh before I scolded her.

6/29/2009 11:14:53 PM

i loled

6/29/2009 11:16:31 PM

^10

6/29/2009 11:19:57 PM

6/29/2009 11:22:59 PM

Quote :

" ^10"

don't you think in this instance, a quote would be a better choice?

6/29/2009 11:24:37 PM

the nastiness of this thread merits a to the tenth power

6/29/2009 11:28:11 PM

I swear to god

I am going to go fucking maniacally ballistic and kill all of you fuckers if I keep seeing these god damn faces

BET ON IT

6/29/2009 11:30:24 PM

6/29/2009 11:34:50 PM

but, but



or are the appropriate smilies in this thread

6/29/2009 11:37:18 PM

deja vu

6/29/2009 11:41:15 PM

^^ok good point

even though is probably even more appropriate

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 11:48 PM. Reason : ok nevermind I did not see that second face for some reason]

6/29/2009 11:48:05 PM

6/29/2009 11:49:11 PM

6/29/2009 11:50:15 PM

TOO

MANY

EMOTICONS

6/29/2009 11:50:26 PM

6/29/2009 11:51:45 PM

Quote :

"EMOTICONS RUN HIGH"

6/29/2009 11:55:15 PM

6/30/2009 12:13:34 AM

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 12:16 AM. Reason : ...]

6/30/2009 12:16:32 AM

I mean, do you all WANT to be murdered?

6/30/2009 12:28:43 AM

his name is bubblebobble and he is really gettin pissed

i guesss cuz if he leaves he WONT BE MISSED

EL OH EL

EL OH EL



i know this girl her name is miley, she be eatin cheezits and gettin feisty

6/30/2009 12:36:06 AM

can we get an answer to PGhoes question

i mean, im morbidly curious

6/30/2009 9:16:37 AM

Quote :

"Ass play is the best time not to use one."

shitty peter

6/30/2009 10:57:07 AM

Or, you know, you can fuck someone who cleans their ass.

6/30/2009 11:20:28 AM

i guess tartsquid fingers her asshole w/ toilet paper every time she takes a shit

6/30/2009 11:21:58 AM

^No, you just make it a point to shower and clean yourself before you get down to ass playin' business. It's not that hard to do.

That being said, to assplay.

6/30/2009 11:22:41 AM

you can wash your ass all day, but unless you get an enema there's still a decent chance of getting a shitty peter

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 11:24 AM. Reason : i don't think y'all fully understand this issue]

6/30/2009 11:23:41 AM

Exactly, unless you just shit multiple times a day, there's a good chance that for a large percentage of your day, your ass doesn't have shit hanging out in it.

^ You realize that fecal matter is not stored in the anus, right?

[Edited on June 30, 2009 at 11:24 AM. Reason : ]

6/30/2009 11:23:58 AM

^what she said.

do you shit 4 times a day?

6/30/2009 11:24:11 AM