i just found out a guy i dated my sophomore year of HS is now gay and living in Charlotte.

i don't know if i should be offended or flattered.

7/21/2009 6:26:16 PM

he lives in Charlotte?

how shameful

7/21/2009 6:27:22 PM

meh.

happens a lot these days really.

get this, an ex of mine had a kid, and now dates a girl with the same name as her son.

i mean, it could be weirder

7/21/2009 6:27:49 PM

i need to have some heterosexual sex right fucking now

7/21/2009 6:28:24 PM

turns out i have a thing for chicks who are right on the edge of going queer

its the short fingernails and bossy demeanor

trust me you haven't lived till you've gotten a handjob from a chick with hay baling callouses

7/21/2009 6:30:56 PM

Slave Famous exposed

7/21/2009 6:32:41 PM

fuck that, i don't date black guys

7/21/2009 6:35:09 PM

you should post in here! http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=571171

7/21/2009 6:37:04 PM

hahah i already did

7/21/2009 6:39:15 PM

baby we all pink on the inside

7/21/2009 6:40:22 PM

One girl I dated in middle school is now a lesbian, and another girl I dated in High School is bi-sexual. I'm pretty much George Costanza anyway though, so it all makes sense.

7/21/2009 6:41:17 PM

hey you racist cuntbucket

7/21/2009 6:52:10 PM

yes mister-big-black-dong?

7/21/2009 6:56:17 PM

thats all I needed to hear

7/21/2009 6:56:52 PM

i'm still not entirely certain that i'm "cool" with this whole gay ex-bf thing

7/21/2009 6:57:28 PM

why?

it's not like it's your fault or anything you did.

who gives a shit?

7/21/2009 7:00:31 PM

it means that you turned him off from vagina so much that he saw cock as his only way of coping

I went thru a similar phase in 04; he'll probably bounce out of it within 6 months

7/21/2009 7:00:33 PM

you really have a problem letting go of your high school years

7/21/2009 7:01:29 PM

^^why do you suspect that this guy will accomplish in 6 months what you haven't managed to accomplish in 5 years?

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 7:02 PM. Reason : .]

7/21/2009 7:02:17 PM

Thumper is just means your poontang wasnt good enough to convert him, dont worry it only happens to like 20% of the population, so im sure yours isnt the only one.

7/21/2009 7:02:27 PM

Its a lifestyle choice, plain and simple

Some people just need to get it out of their system

Better now than after he has a wife and three kids

Is that lipstick on your shirt ? Are you cheating on me ?"

No, its blood, I bit Frank's cock too hard

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 7:05 PM. Reason : x]

7/21/2009 7:05:01 PM

you might want to get yourself tested asap

7/21/2009 7:08:39 PM

Quote :

"why? it's not like it's your fault or anything you did. who gives a shit?"

i'm just kinda freaking out that he has likely compared my blowjob to the blowjobs of other dudes

Quote :

"he'll probably bounce out of it within 6 months"

he has apparently been gay for 9yrs. i doubt he'll be snapping out of it any time soon. obviously i haven't kept track of him.

7/21/2009 7:08:46 PM

Blolt with the "AIDS KILLS FAGS DEAD" joke

7/21/2009 7:09:48 PM

Quote :

"Its a lifestyle choice, plain and simple Some people just need to get it out of their system"

ignorance is bliss

7/21/2009 7:41:18 PM

girl i dated in HS is now a lesbian

she also crashes into fire trucks so who knows what she's thinking

7/21/2009 7:49:34 PM

Quote :

"i need to have some heterosexual sex right fucking now "

i have just started this business as a happiness consultant...

7/21/2009 7:53:16 PM

yes, i speak from experience in telling you that it was always dating YOU that made us turn homo.
i hate that you guys had so much influence on the choices of my life

7/21/2009 8:30:35 PM

i, too, have an ex who is now gay

7/21/2009 8:59:18 PM

^^^^ the dumbass that rear ended a firetruck on 40 last month?

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 9:10 PM. Reason : a PARKED firetruck. on the side of the road.]

7/21/2009 9:09:45 PM

yeah. pretty sure he posted something along those lines in the original thread. not that i expected you to have seen that or anything.

7/21/2009 9:18:31 PM

I am 99.9% sure that my ex-fiance is now gay . . . so I hear anyway.
le sigh.

7/21/2009 10:04:51 PM

I SWORE UPON THE SWORD OF ODIN TO GUT THE NEXT PERSON THAT SAYS "le sigh" JUST SO YOU KNOW

7/21/2009 10:07:48 PM

le sigh

7/21/2009 10:09:04 PM

Don't gut me!!!
BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS

7/21/2009 10:10:52 PM

fyi its hard to cough when your lungs are exposed. you really want to, its one of the only nervous functions still working when you've been split up the middle with a sharpened screwdriver, but you just can't. the esophageal muscles dont respond and you just sort of wheeze over and over again

7/21/2009 10:11:06 PM

nvm

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 10:11 PM. Reason : nvm]

7/21/2009 10:11:33 PM

I retract my "le sigh" in deference to your sword

7/21/2009 10:13:23 PM

You're a spatula!

You just only found out now that you flipped him.

7/21/2009 10:36:46 PM

thumper is an alpha-female!

7/21/2009 10:37:36 PM

Quote :

"i have just started this business as a happiness consultant..."

aha

7/21/2009 11:15:08 PM

^ it hasn't picked up yet, so i'm in desperate need of clients. but you'd probably steal my wallet

[Edited on July 21, 2009 at 11:22 PM. Reason : .]

7/21/2009 11:19:02 PM

i don't want your wallet! just your cock.

7/21/2009 11:23:41 PM

oh ok. how much are you willing to pay?

7/21/2009 11:25:08 PM

well, that's really up to my husband. he controls the money in this relationship.

how much are you worth?

free sample?

7/21/2009 11:28:50 PM

i am worth my weight in gold. i fear your husband, for he would most likely beat my ass.

7/21/2009 11:30:35 PM

yeah, my husband has guns for miles, no joke.

7/21/2009 11:32:36 PM

i dare not offer you my services. you should probably get heterosexual sex from your husband

7/21/2009 11:46:35 PM

done and....done

7/21/2009 11:49:05 PM

set of the faggot tree

7/21/2009 11:49:47 PM