i've had some quality stuff, but no one seems to notice

8/20/2009 2:17:43 AM

carl, you are fucking crazy

8/20/2009 2:18:42 AM

you need to tell your roommate to cook me dinner

8/20/2009 2:18:42 AM

^deal, will pass on the note, maybe i'll even get a free dinner out of that too
[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:19 AM. Reason : free food]

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:20 AM. Reason : .]

8/20/2009 2:19:27 AM

i'll buy the food if he cooks it


we should all go to the store and gutstorm

8/20/2009 2:24:06 AM

trust me...let him pick the food, if you want to split the bill after its worth it, he thinks of crazy shit to put together, he really is an amature chef, im sure if some one would taste some of his original recipies they would hire him imedately

8/20/2009 2:27:28 AM

back to original topic

Quote :

"i dont know how it got in here or why, but the mjf stuff, some of the best i've seen in a while, chuck norris tried to punch mjf in the face...he missed b/c of the parkinsons...oh ya i just thought of that "

Quote :

"i once thought about changing my name to "can we fuck right now_carl" just b/c most of the tww'ers i have met are women (odd i know) and they always ask something along the lines of "are you crazy", i think "can we fuck right now_carl" would possibly increase my chances "

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:30 AM. Reason : .]

8/20/2009 2:29:40 AM

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!

this shit has picked up!!!!!!!!!!!

8/20/2009 2:33:29 AM

just friended my grandmother on FB

Quote :

"hahahahahaaha, Ann is now married.....that is so like 50 years ago grandma...come on now, you should totally know that social networking sites allow you to select your relationship status during your inital setup...duh!!! lol!!!(that means "laugh out loud") come on n00b (that means that your are "new" to the site"

8/20/2009 2:38:16 AM

Quote :

"i need to stop posting after 2 am "

Try being an insomniac who lives on the west coast.

8/20/2009 2:45:57 AM

whats wst?

8/20/2009 2:47:00 AM

ttt

9/22/2009 5:20:57 AM