i used to always be a belcher, but lately i've been taking up farting as well.

8/29/2009 10:24:11 AM

Man card granted.

8/29/2009 10:25:23 AM

oh god...I wish he would go back to belching!

8/29/2009 10:26:41 AM

You might want to re-consider where you "recreate" then son. If you make the same mistakes that zxappeal made the other day, you might just ruin your own life son.

8/29/2009 10:26:43 AM

RUN FOR IT PUNCHMONK!

8/29/2009 10:27:30 AM

my wife and I taught my boys never to be ashamed of passing a little gas in public

they started school two weeks ago (one in Pre-K, the other in Pre-school)

the little one tells his mommy that during nap time he "pooted" really loudly and all of his buddies laughed

brought a tear to my eye (and probably theirs)

8/29/2009 10:30:59 AM

Wow - way to raise your kids with manners and class. I'm sure when they are adults - they will be a hit in the trailer park.

8/29/2009 10:47:16 AM

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"oh god...I wish he would go back to belching! "

haha

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"the little one tells his mommy that during nap time he "pooted" really loudly and all of his buddies laughed brought a tear to my eye (and probably theirs)"

I love it.

8/29/2009 10:55:03 AM

time to let a couple riiiiiiiiiiiiiip

8/31/2009 10:45:16 PM

Quote :

"poot"

9/6/2009 10:10:11 PM

on occasion

9/6/2009 10:10:39 PM

poot is not the word I would use to describe what you do.

9/6/2009 10:11:06 PM

just be careful

karma can be a bitch when farting around women

you think you're being funny until you strike mud

9/6/2009 10:11:46 PM

i'm an expert at striking mud

i think


???

9/6/2009 10:12:58 PM

9/6/2009 10:13:42 PM

i gave that bitch a nike air jordans

[Edited on September 6, 2009 at 10:15 PM. Reason : also, i should note that my dog just smelled my fart cloud]

9/6/2009 10:14:50 PM

Quote :

"poot is not the word I would use to describe what you do. "

You two are so cute.

9/6/2009 10:15:28 PM

should be an olympic event

10/30/2009 8:12:10 AM

holy jesus, it's a good thing i have my own office, or my staff would hate me this morning.

12/11/2009 9:39:23 AM

it's funny, i JUST jammed out a really eggy fart not 30 seconds ago

12/11/2009 9:41:51 AM

sunny side up?

12/11/2009 9:43:38 AM

Hmmm... You should hang out with my dog. She can give you some major pointers.

12/11/2009 9:45:32 AM

haha

there was nothing sunny about the stink in here

12/11/2009 9:48:27 AM

nasty

12/11/2009 9:49:01 AM