I'm going to wait on Hillsborough and when a girl I like walks by I'll 'accidentally' run into her. That's when my friends run out and pretend to be a riotous mob that chases us. I'll grab her hand, shout "THERE'S NO TIME, RUN!!" and run away with her.

Sounds pretty good, huh?

9/1/2009 4:11:37 AM

THEN GO HOME AND JACK IT TO HER FACEBOOK PROFILE


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9/1/2009 4:13:13 AM

gettin a girl drunk is alot easier

9/1/2009 4:13:33 AM

Epail

9/1/2009 4:14:58 AM

copycat

I did this shit 2 semesters ago. I thought it was all good. I thought I was headed straight to the poon with no rubber.

Bitch pulled out a piece and gunned down my friends.

So I found myself in the weird predicament of needing friends and a girlfriend.

9/1/2009 4:24:15 AM

I'll tell you what man!

When I first started dating, I couldn't keep a girl for SHIT! I was fucking sappy like crazy! And it came down to this. I really like the girl, and I thought that's what was supposed to happen. You know you get sappy, she likes you more and things are ok. That was not it at all.

But! All it took was a little slowing down and just getting to know some folks... and stop being jealous whenever she talked to a guy.

9/1/2009 4:26:11 AM

This will obviously work

9/1/2009 4:37:40 AM

These all sound like plotlines to a Jack Black movie.

9/1/2009 4:51:05 AM

Yes some experience and learning will help

9/1/2009 4:51:59 AM

I had the opposite problem, I can't just give a girl a try with a few casual dates, they always get all crazy and clingy and stuff, even if we haven't had sex yet and have only been on one or two dates. There were at least 4 girls where it had to be like a breakup even though I had only dated them one time and not done anything, just cause they got so clingy. Maybe it's because of my affinity for girls who seem sweet and intelligent, who apparently tend to be that way. But it's not like they aren't still cute so it doesn't make that much sense.

9/1/2009 10:36:53 AM

That's a good plan ggBro. Have you thought about getting a horse? You'd think they'd be expensive, but they're like dogs in that some are and some aren't. I've seen some that they will just give you for free. Anyway, you get a horse and ride that thing to the brickyard; I guarantee wimmen will be trying to jump on that thing and ride away with you. After you find a good one you can just set it free and let the city do whatever they do with stray horses.

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9/1/2009 10:40:06 AM

BITCHES

LOVE

HORSES

9/1/2009 10:47:22 AM

LOL @ State Oz

9/1/2009 10:48:50 AM

I did something similar to this when I lived at the beach.
I would boogie board into a group of girls and tell them I was sorry followed by hey why don't you try you look like you might be better than me and its a lot of fun.
Of course I was 13 and knew how to pick out the tourists.

9/1/2009 10:58:19 AM

Even if this epic plan fails, at least you can say that it was an epic fail.

9/1/2009 11:01:40 AM

9/1/2009 12:29:43 PM

ntlb

9/2/2009 12:53:45 PM

Quote :

"I guarantee wimmen will be trying to jump on that thing"

9/2/2009 1:05:09 PM

Quote :

"That's a good plan ggBro. Have you thought about getting a horse? You'd think they'd be expensive, but they're like dogs in that some are and some aren't. I've seen some that they will just give you for free. Anyway, you get a horse and ride that thing to the brickyard; I guarantee wimmen will be trying to jump on that thing and ride away with you. After you find a good one you can just set it free and let the city do whatever they do with stray horses."

i laughed. specially at the last sentence

9/2/2009 1:22:27 PM

so even if this worked out and she followed you...she could be a total dumb bitch...stick to the bars...son

9/2/2009 1:33:37 PM

i use to always wish some doomsday type shit would happen and i would have to like conquer the world with some hot chick like in the movies

9/22/2009 4:37:38 AM