1000 pages

9/9/2009 9:08:36 PM

more like 30 seconds, AMIRITE

9/9/2009 9:09:34 PM

hahahahaha... more like 10 seconds for all the kiddies in here

9/9/2009 9:11:02 PM

because i am a big, hairy, angry beast intent on spreading my seed everywhere

9/9/2009 9:11:18 PM

To make abstract spooge art on titties and asses everywhere!

9/9/2009 9:12:07 PM

who the fuck cares?

We don't need no fucking reason to do it. We do it just because it can be done.

9/9/2009 9:17:21 PM

keeps a bitch going to work, bring me back that check foo

9/9/2009 9:19:43 PM

to please the Lord

because He's a perv like the rest of us

9/9/2009 9:20:51 PM

b/c it's better than other forms of exercising

9/9/2009 9:31:53 PM

because girls are hot? and we wanna bone too?

9/9/2009 9:32:53 PM

boys have penises girls have vaginas

9/9/2009 9:33:14 PM

because 8 hour erections are something that you should discuss with your doctor

9/9/2009 9:41:08 PM

because it feels guuud

9/9/2009 9:42:06 PM

because i am big and smelly and furry and i gnash my teeth and scream and women immediately do me to prevent any potential loss of life

9/9/2009 9:42:53 PM

you sound more like a bear

9/9/2009 10:02:58 PM

RRRAAAWWWRRR

9/9/2009 10:07:33 PM

i have the body of a bear and the dick of a t-rex. i lumber through the forest snorting and grunting, horny as shit, dragging my obnoxiously huge and powerful dick looking for some kind of hole, any hole, to shove it in. when i stand on 2 legs and jerk off it looks like i'm rubbing a 20ft fire hose that is 4ft in diameter. the force of the ejaculation can knock over an elephant and put a hole in a cow. men want to be me. bitches want to be with me.

9/9/2009 10:11:42 PM

this thread has now jumped the shark

9/9/2009 10:13:43 PM

a t-rex's dick is tiny

9/9/2009 10:17:08 PM

^ obviously you've never seen a t-rex's dick

9/9/2009 10:18:51 PM

WARM

WET

HOLE

9/9/2009 10:19:18 PM

Quote :

"WARM WET HOLE"

9/9/2009 10:28:19 PM

9/9/2009 10:28:53 PM

....because my penis told me to

9/9/2009 10:29:26 PM

because every girl wants it every day at all times

9/9/2009 10:36:52 PM

^^

haha

"I do what the voices in my penis tell me to do."

9/9/2009 11:46:45 PM

when i pick a chick at a bar to have sex with i like to drag her out by the hair and continue to drag her all the way home with my club propped up against my shoulder until we get to the bedroom. they always like the fact that i wear a loin cloth because it's easy access getting to my one hole friction whistle.

9/10/2009 3:05:17 AM

I think I know who was bored last night.

9/10/2009 9:24:22 AM

bttt

9/11/2009 4:33:12 PM

procreation

9/11/2009 4:35:33 PM

well yeah, but i mean besides that

9/11/2009 5:07:10 PM

because my behemoth dick is angry and sweaty and can only be satiated by your daughter's vagina

9/11/2009 5:17:04 PM

welcome back, Rat Soup

9/11/2009 5:17:40 PM

feels like i never left

9/11/2009 5:18:10 PM

you probably had to leave in order to tend to your behemoth.

9/11/2009 5:19:43 PM

yeah. it needed to be fed.

9/11/2009 5:21:56 PM

i personally like to see how far i can shoot a load, and i like to have target practice with it too

9/11/2009 6:31:07 PM

Quote :

"...because my penis told me to"

9/11/2009 6:31:55 PM

^^ i don't shoot loads. my dick emits a constant stream of male ejaculate, ready to impregnate the first female that approaches.

9/11/2009 6:59:44 PM

have to have a catheter and a bag when youre not having sex?

9/11/2009 7:01:36 PM

.

9/22/2009 12:02:19 AM

Quote :

""I do what the voices in my penis tell me to do.""

9/22/2009 12:03:28 AM

because women like ************ exist...

9/22/2009 2:38:21 AM