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"To armor1234: I said I was half your age older than you are armor1234: but ur not half my age (reply) armor1234: im a 12 (reply) To armor1234: I said I was half your age older than you To armor1234: What's your age over two? armor1234: 12 (reply) armor1234: & i already told u (reply) To armor1234: You said you were 12? You're actually 24? armor1234: ?? (reply) armor1234: i am 12 (reply) To armor1234: Okay, what's half your age? armor1234: 6 (reply) To armor1234: okay, now what's your age plus half of your age? armor1234: 18 (reply) To armor1234: Okay, that is 1.5 times your current age. I'm 22 which is greater than 18. When I said that I'm over half your age older than you, I mean that I'm older than your age plus half of your age. armor1234: i dont get it (reply) To armor1234: Okay, I said I'm over half your age older than you. I'm 22 which is greater than 12 (your age) + 6 (half your age) = 18"

I lost him after that. TWW, go make some babies. There has to be a below average rate of retardation here than in other Internet populations. Until then, we need to design some "stupid traps" to cull the herd.

9/11/2009 7:19:12 PM

so youre talking to 12 year olds on the internet?

9/11/2009 7:23:16 PM

why would you ever tell someone that you're over half their age older than them?

9/11/2009 7:25:37 PM

9/11/2009 7:26:16 PM

lawl maths

9/11/2009 7:26:24 PM

so youre talking to 12 year olds on the internet?

9/11/2009 7:26:40 PM

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"so youre talking to teaching 12 year olds on the internet?"

Yes. I was playing http://www.kongregate.com/games/Ivory/red, and there's a chat feature which is a lot like what the chatterbox needs to be.


Can't forget about my 1911th.

9/11/2009 7:27:10 PM

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"I'm over half your age older than you"

Who talks like that?

Why didn't you just say "I'm almost twice your age."

[Edited on September 11, 2009 at 7:44 PM. Reason : adsf]

9/11/2009 7:43:56 PM

haha

9/11/2009 7:44:34 PM

His profile says 14 years old, which would have placed 1.5*14=21 being about right and 2*14=28 which is little farther out there. I said what I did because it was more accurate for what information was in his profile.

9/11/2009 7:52:37 PM

for one, you're damn near twice his age.

for two, pwning 12 year olds is not cool when youre 22.

for three, you shouldnt even be talking to middle schoolers online, ever.

for four, coming back here, bragging about how the propagation of your genes should favored over a 12 year olds, because you tripped him up over some convoluted math word problem ...

... well, that's just fucking FAIL.






[Edited on September 11, 2009 at 7:57 PM. Reason : ]

9/11/2009 7:55:26 PM

I tried to explain the wording, and the math to him a few different times until he stopped responding and left him with a note to study math and science in school.

But this:

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"for four, coming back here, bragging about how the propagation of your genes should favored over a 12 year olds, because you tripped him up over some convoluted math word problem ..."

You have some God damned comprehension fail don't you? I told TWW to go make some babies. Maybe I should exclude you from that statement? Perhaps, "Users of TWW excluding joe_schmoe should reproduce"?

The failure that I've had was coming back here and posting it for some damned rational discussion on TWW about how youths should spend more time learning math than what they do. I'm certain that I could teach that problem to him if I were able to sit down with him.

9/11/2009 8:23:20 PM

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"I left him with a note to study math and science in school"

oh, shit, that's priceless.

9/11/2009 8:25:41 PM

I think a better question is... should people from TWW reproduce with other people from TWW

9/11/2009 8:26:46 PM

^++

9/11/2009 8:35:57 PM

sooo...you were talking to twelve year old boys in internet chat rooms?



[Edited on September 11, 2009 at 10:08 PM. Reason : .]

9/11/2009 10:07:46 PM

Pedantic aspie is pedantic.

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"so youre talking to 12 year olds on the internet?"

9/11/2009 10:11:02 PM

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"why would you ever tell someone that you're over half their age older than them?"

Because you're being a dick to a 12-year old.

9/11/2009 10:27:34 PM

hahaha what a failthread

9/11/2009 10:37:37 PM

i'm not a playah, i jus' fuck alot

9/11/2009 10:38:52 PM

i will make a child with the most bad ass tww'er

you may begin fighting to prove your badass'ness

9/11/2009 10:40:31 PM

first

9/11/2009 10:41:09 PM

we can just practice making babies

minus teh babies

9/11/2009 10:42:40 PM

but the bible says that's bad

9/11/2009 10:43:34 PM

9/11/2009 10:44:08 PM

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"But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so he put him to death also. Gen 38:9-10"

9/11/2009 10:51:35 PM

practice making babies + stairs = practice

9/11/2009 10:52:30 PM

quoting bible verses at me

negative badass points

9/11/2009 10:53:47 PM

au contraire

you made a statement, and i backed it up with authoritative quotation.

which simultaneously underscored the whole point of the exercise: to make babies, not practice.

thereby proving my superiority over the lesser posters.

so lets get busy.

9/11/2009 10:56:50 PM

I REFUSE TO MAKE CHILDREN WITH SOMEONE WHO QUOTES THE BIBLE

9/11/2009 10:59:26 PM

i'll be his stand-in

9/11/2009 11:01:10 PM

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""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.""

NOW BEND OVER, WOMAN. I'MA GIVE YOU DAT OLD TIME RELIGION!



[Edited on September 11, 2009 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ]

9/11/2009 11:02:02 PM

you'll be saying "oh god oh god oh god" before you know it

9/11/2009 11:04:07 PM

you bend over and i'll do things that make angels cry

9/11/2009 11:04:27 PM

I'll knock you up but I'm not payin for that shit.

9/11/2009 11:04:28 PM

^^

OH EM JESUS

9/11/2009 11:04:57 PM