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so we're at the Outer Banks this weekend for her sister's wedding and this is the first time i'm meeting her family. She leaves me alone to mingle and anyone on here who has met me knows i'm a social butterfly. So i'm going around, introducing myself and having a great time while drinking the free booze. I start getting REAL drunk because when i'm nervous, i drink. Reason #1...she looks over at me across the room while i'm talking to her parents (they aren't drinking) and i pull a flask out of my jacket pocket and take a swig; LOOK OF DEATH. Reason #2 Her cousins come up to her and tell her how they think it's awesome she's dating Danny from Road Rules.....yes, i told everyone in her family that I was on road rules.

[Edited on September 12, 2009 at 11:14 AM. Reason : sdfsdf]

9/12/2009 11:11:52 AM

i see no shame in your game

9/12/2009 11:14:39 AM

BLOCK OF TEXT CRITS YOU FOR OVER 9000

YOU DONT READ

9/12/2009 11:14:42 AM

#2 is great.

#1...apparently, you aren't doing her right; otherwise, she wouldn't be so uptight.

9/12/2009 11:14:45 AM

well i'm still laughing

9/12/2009 11:15:56 AM

you couldn't think of a better show than road rules?

9/12/2009 11:17:33 AM

that's the funny...and i was thinking i could get away with it because they've had so many and no one really watches it

9/12/2009 11:18:25 AM

^^^^ Some women are simply frigid Xtine.

9/12/2009 11:18:26 AM

lol that is great. reminds me of waking up in the morning and piecing together a story like that from the night before from things i remember and evidence from other people

9/12/2009 11:19:42 AM

I don't see why guys tolerate that.

9/12/2009 11:19:50 AM

in my family, drinking is encouraged....

and the whole road rules thing is pretty funny... i would've thought that was entertaining

9/12/2009 11:21:41 AM

Wait, you were at a wedding with free booze and you bought a flask?

9/12/2009 11:29:04 AM

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

9/12/2009 11:32:59 AM

100% real

9/12/2009 11:34:36 AM

why the flask at an open bar? logic fail

9/12/2009 11:36:44 AM

10/10

esp the second one

9/12/2009 11:37:24 AM

because i was drinking it on the drive down


and they only had beer or margaritas

[Edited on September 12, 2009 at 11:38 AM. Reason : kjnhjkhb]

9/12/2009 11:37:42 AM

^^^sometimes an open bar only has beer

9/12/2009 11:40:45 AM

Danny from Road Rules:

9/12/2009 12:35:51 PM

i didn't know there really was a Danny on road rules lol

9/12/2009 12:37:12 PM

hahah it had like 25 seasons, i figured there had to be a danny at some point

9/12/2009 12:37:39 PM

THERE'S ALWAYS A DANNY.

DAN THE MAN!

9/12/2009 2:05:48 PM

9/12/2009 2:17:28 PM

bringing a flask to a wedding is tacky

taking a swig out of said flask out in the open is even worse

9/12/2009 3:12:45 PM

god, what a poopface

9/12/2009 5:21:58 PM

I don't think there was ever a contestant on Road Rules named Danny.


There was, however, a cast member named Danny on Real World: New Orleans.


He was a homosexual. Like you.

[Edited on September 12, 2009 at 5:36 PM. Reason : oh I forgot about that dude thumper posted. He was gay too. Coincidence?]

9/12/2009 5:35:15 PM

lol, have fun with her family thinking you are an alcoholic homo.

9/12/2009 5:48:38 PM

A++

Quote :

"bringing a flask to a wedding is tacky "

youre talking to the wrong crowd about this shit, some people brought a damn flask into our best friends wedding and drank off it in the CHURCH

not naming any names here


and just to clarify, it was not me, i did not condone it and im not bragging

just saying, a lot worse has been done than bringing a flask into the rehearsal dinner

[Edited on September 12, 2009 at 5:58 PM. Reason : ]

9/12/2009 5:54:33 PM

People still carry flasks?

I thought that was a high school field trip/college sporting event thing.

9/12/2009 6:02:46 PM

no way man

flasks are dope as shit


if you're pulling them out of a purple velvet jacket

9/12/2009 6:06:37 PM

thats a red herring

anything is dope as shit via a purple velvet jacket.

9/12/2009 6:11:30 PM

[Edited on September 12, 2009 at 6:14 PM. Reason : lol]

9/12/2009 6:14:11 PM

fail

9/12/2009 6:14:50 PM

i thought you really were on Road Rules.

i was like, "wow, dude"

gg

9/12/2009 6:38:36 PM

my boyfriends 80 year old grandmother carries a flask in her purse to spike her coffee at restaurants

i dont think a flask at a wedding is tacky (esp if its open bar!) but i've been to very few weddings so im the last person to ask about do's and donts

9/12/2009 6:46:35 PM

is road rules still on?

9/12/2009 6:52:11 PM

askmen.com's guide to using a flask says to not bring it to weddings

regardless of what other people have done at weddings/wedding events, if my bf pulled out a flask, I would give him a LOOK OF DEATH too

9/12/2009 7:30:08 PM

nuh uh

[Edited on September 12, 2009 at 7:37 PM. Reason : you'd be wanting some of that shit]

9/12/2009 7:37:22 PM

there will be flasks given to all that attend my wedding as they walk in the door, just so its not weird for those who are already bringing them, even children will have lemonaid flasks

9/12/2009 7:39:31 PM

^^I have other reasons for giving you the look of death right now

[Edited on September 12, 2009 at 7:39 PM. Reason : classy]

9/12/2009 7:39:44 PM

^^theyll also play edward koolaidboxhands

9/12/2009 7:51:12 PM

LOOK OF DEATH COMPLETE

9/12/2009 7:53:15 PM

yea...ive gotten a flask as a wedding gift before. whats the big deal about doing that at the reception. everyone is already drinking for free.

9/12/2009 7:54:03 PM

lots of lolz ITT.

10/10 will read again

9/12/2009 7:55:03 PM

Get her drunk, sexor her, and she'll LOL it tommorrow.

9/12/2009 8:15:21 PM

You were drinking out of the flask on the way down...

So now you drink and drive like it's cool.

When it isn't.

9/12/2009 8:20:49 PM

yeah, no way the girlfriend was driving.

9/12/2009 8:24:21 PM

^^hahahahahaha retard

9/12/2009 8:26:39 PM

Ok I see now.

So that makes it ok.

Dude is just one faux pas after another isn't he.

9/12/2009 8:29:41 PM

What's wrong with drinking and riding?

9/12/2009 8:31:02 PM