or maybe got brutally raped while unconscious last night

what i thought was terrible indigestion was actually the blood sharts, and such a shocking quantity!

i guess i should go to a doctor? i don't want a doctor poking around in my ass though (that's not what she said WINKYFACE)

9/12/2009 6:35:56 PM

9/12/2009 6:37:20 PM

my brother just told me a story about ass blood. and i told him that if he didnt need a ride to the hospital i didnt wanna fucking hear about it

9/12/2009 6:37:52 PM

i'm gonna go ahead and blame dominos

or maybe all this dust from construction going on in the room that i sleep next to

nah, dominos

[Edited on September 12, 2009 at 6:49 PM. Reason : is farting two cups of blood a swine flu symptom?]

9/12/2009 6:49:04 PM

bigman, this isn't normal and you really need to see a doctor


p.s. the correct term is menarche.

9/12/2009 6:55:31 PM

it's just shitting blood, can't i just walk it off?

9/12/2009 6:56:45 PM

This happens to me from time to time. I suggest not going to the doctor unless you're prepared to have something in your ass or you're in severe pain. Give it a couple days and if it continues then you might want to get it checked out.

9/12/2009 6:57:57 PM

D:

9/12/2009 7:00:20 PM

this could be a sign that you have a polyp, and if you don't get that taken care of, it could lead to colon cancer.

9/12/2009 7:10:08 PM

That's true. But it could also be something as harmless as blood-colored grease. So, I reiterate, do not go unless you want something in your ass. Give it 2 or 3 days and if it doesn't stop THEN go to a doctor.

9/12/2009 7:11:46 PM

for the love of god and all that is holy, BigMan157's anus is bleeding

9/12/2009 7:12:15 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oMr3CK-xcg

9/12/2009 7:20:05 PM

this is most likely your problem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKpx2DxGwY

9/12/2009 7:22:47 PM

if the blood is dark and clumpy and looks like coffee grounds then you should defiently go to the doctor, this is a sign of internal bleeding in the digestive track, if it is just a little bit and pretty red, then you might have just a small little bleed somewhere that MIGHT not be a big deal, give it a day or two, if it continues go to the doc...be forwarned though, he is going to stick a finger in your ass, if your lucky though, SHE might stick a finger in your ass

9/12/2009 7:29:50 PM