My concern is not what you think. We both can acknowledge that you pulled in really quickly and almost ripped off my door, but that was not the most disrupting of your acts this afternoon.

I am completed bothered by the fact that you were wearing no pants and checkered lacy underwear when pulling into the gym.

close approximation


You can't just go around and do stuff like that. Sure, I change in the car all the time, but I'm a guy and I can do that because my underwear isn't sexually suggestive nor do I look particularly appealing in it. Sure had you been some ugly behemoth of a woman this wouldn't have been so bad, but unfortunate for the two of us you're hot. Not just in the face hot, but super toned in all the right places hot. When you look like this people are going to give you a second look and this increases the likelihood of them noticing you mid roadside transformation.

To top it all off when I saw you in your underwear in the car you didn't even freak, your immediate reaction was to smile at me and shrug. What the fuck is your problem? You're supposed to freak out and go all super crazy bitch and act as if it is my fault even though you're changing in the parking lot. Smiling at a dude only prolongs the fantasy. The rock climbing equipment and soccer stuff in the back of your car isn't killing that fantasy either, so pick that shit up.

Have some common decency. My day has been ruined. Please think of this before you act so carelessly next time.

9/14/2009 3:38:58 PM

9/14/2009 3:40:30 PM

the fuck is wrong with you mayne?

9/14/2009 3:40:36 PM

gg

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 3:44 PM. Reason : I appreciate this thread for what it is.]

9/14/2009 3:40:42 PM

Freedom, bitches!

9/14/2009 3:40:45 PM

^^^^^ gay

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 3:41 PM. Reason : ]

9/14/2009 3:41:09 PM

What's the difference between driving in a bikini and driving in your undies? All the important parts get covered.

9/14/2009 3:41:38 PM

I prefer my ladies with their feet up on the dashboard.


y'know, holding my hand and wearing only a smile . . .

9/14/2009 3:44:43 PM

her being in a bikini would have been equally distracting to my day based on the way she looked. but generally there is no difference. i rarely see 20something girls driving in volvos in their bikinis either.

i've barely been able to get anything done since.

Also, why the fucking pig tails?!??!?! You're killing me smalls.

9/14/2009 3:45:04 PM

LICENSE PLATE NUMBER AND EXACT LOCATION OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

9/14/2009 3:46:47 PM

^^ I guess Raleigh doesn't have a ton of bikini-clad drivers. The joys of Florida. It's too hot to drive in real clothes, sometimes.

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2009 3:46:48 PM

If you aren't gonna post any pics, shut the fuck up about it.

9/14/2009 3:46:54 PM

Why didn't you talk to her? Her almost ripping your car door of would be the perfect way to start up a conversation.

9/14/2009 3:47:42 PM

this sounds more like the beginning of a Penthouse Forums letter rather than a gay, bitchfest on TWW.

9/14/2009 3:50:04 PM

Cause he is a PUSSY

9/14/2009 3:50:21 PM

damn this thread gave me boner

9/14/2009 3:51:35 PM

you should of got her number you homo

9/14/2009 3:51:40 PM

sounds like you were in the right place at the right time.

9/14/2009 3:52:05 PM

Quote :

"Why didn't you talk to her? Her almost ripping your car door of would be the perfect way to start up a conversation."

for a few reasons.

1. i have a girlfriend to whom i'm committed so me bringing home this new girl wouldn't be kosher.

2. actually this girl is admittedly better looking than my girlfriend and the first thing i thought when i saw her bod was "damn she must work out" then i realized we were at the gym and that is the gayest shit to say ever and that I have nothing to say other than "I almost saw your vajayjay".

3. she took forever to get out of her car and i didn't want to seem odd and stalkerish.


The reasons are ranked in this order. 2, 3, and 1.

9/14/2009 3:55:50 PM

Who drives in real clothes anyway?

9/14/2009 3:57:12 PM

Quote :

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bringing home this new girl wouldn't be kosher[quote]

you never know

9/14/2009 3:57:23 PM

especially with those rock climbing harnesses

9/14/2009 3:58:03 PM

that does sound really hot. sorry about your day going to shit

9/14/2009 4:21:38 PM

Giggity giggity.

9/14/2009 4:22:28 PM

you should have asked her if she "needed a hand" with that

9/14/2009 4:25:30 PM

If I saw a girl at the gym wearing those drawers, I wouldn't start a thread about it, I would offer to help her stretch.

9/14/2009 4:25:53 PM

this thread made me smile

9/14/2009 4:43:34 PM

ITS NOT HER FAULT YOU WISH YOU WEREN'T GAY

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 4:45 PM. Reason : ]

9/14/2009 4:45:43 PM

What was she driving? I might know her.

9/14/2009 7:04:15 PM

Quote :

"I guess Raleigh doesn't have a ton of bikini-clad drivers. The joys of Florida. It's too hot to drive in real clothes, sometimes"

ill be in pensacola, FL for the next 2-3 years starting in december, hollar

9/14/2009 7:57:35 PM

pensacola don't count. Gotta be South Florida or at least Tampa/Daytona ish

9/14/2009 8:00:25 PM

i, too, have seen a girl in her underwear.

9/14/2009 8:02:32 PM

lol, I don't know that Pensacola counts.

^^yeah, that

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 8:12 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2009 8:12:07 PM

hahahaha, good work sir, good work

9/14/2009 8:17:04 PM