straight out of the bear's head.

9/15/2009 2:54:06 AM

Were it true, it would make you highly bad-ass.

9/15/2009 2:54:46 AM

I'm only moderately bad-ass.

9/15/2009 3:12:25 AM

My dad eats a spoonful of honey every day to supposedly help his allergies.

9/15/2009 3:15:44 AM

to establish your territory you must now hump the dead bear.

9/15/2009 3:16:00 AM

I can't just piss on him?

9/15/2009 3:16:33 AM

Well I was thinking you should knock two birds with one stone. Take his territory and demonstrate your dominance.

9/15/2009 3:37:34 AM

Honey is the only kinda vomit I've ever eaten that tasted good. Bee vomit.

9/15/2009 8:40:52 AM

yes please

9/15/2009 8:52:54 AM

I would eat it.

9/15/2009 8:59:37 AM

With a spoon, no less.

9/15/2009 10:00:33 AM

if it were out of a lion's head you would be like Sampson, right?

9/15/2009 10:31:28 AM

Well, I have the hair for it. You shoulda seen it long. Curly with ringlets. My cousin called it "wrestler hair"...

But it's short now, and has been for years...so I guess I am just a garden variety pussy.

9/15/2009 11:34:57 AM

9/15/2009 11:36:23 AM

Pooh knew the deal.

9/15/2009 12:29:56 PM

Hmmm...more honey? I wish I had me some a them there buttermilk biscuits. Ooooh yeah. Maybe a...a jelly doughnut or three...mmm hmmm.

9/15/2009 10:28:32 PM

honey on a bojangles chicken biscuit

9/15/2009 10:54:54 PM

Damn I'm hungry.

9/16/2009 9:15:15 AM

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9/16/2009 9:37:50 AM

I popped open the bear's head and partook yet again of this glorious nectar tonight.

9/21/2009 8:13:42 PM

yum...bee vomit

9/21/2009 8:58:17 PM

Man, that bear is only half full now.

9/28/2009 3:40:13 PM

NOM NOM?

9/28/2009 3:45:24 PM

Quote :

"My dad eats a spoonful of honey every day to supposedly help his allergies."

That's supposed to help, but you're supposed to get local honey so it has pollen from local plants in it or something.

9/28/2009 3:48:53 PM

9/28/2009 3:49:42 PM

when I want honey on some toast, I don't have to squeeze a plastic frog . . .

9/28/2009 3:49:58 PM

I don't squeeze no damn frog. I squeeze DA BEAR.

9/30/2009 9:10:20 AM