You know, funny stuff. I don't need any serious, dark, or mysterious ones. No utterly nonsensical ones either. A couple I was thinking about:

The Jizzmoppers

Captain Clitorious and the Luscious Labia

Whoremonger

The Unity of Turdminions

9/15/2009 12:23:27 PM

You Suck

9/15/2009 12:23:54 PM

Failed Abortion

9/15/2009 12:23:56 PM

Four Wheel Drive

9/15/2009 12:24:46 PM

the gay thread makers

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9/15/2009 12:25:19 PM

Mayhap I tear you a new asshole with my cock, then.

9/15/2009 12:26:30 PM

What's the concept for your band?

9/15/2009 12:26:33 PM

I really think there needs to be a Raleigh/Wisconsin stoner metal band called Bong Iver.

9/15/2009 12:27:06 PM

we make retarded threads

i always thought bubonic chronic would be a good stoner metal name.

Parody names:

Assbasket - We brought the buns; Glass Casket
All that Cremains; All the at remains

i i thought that i had a lot more but i do not

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9/15/2009 12:27:07 PM

Assmaster Bashen

9/15/2009 12:27:49 PM

I dont know why this always pops in my head, I'm neither broken down nor Asian, but the name "Broke Down Asians" has always seemed like an interesting band name

9/15/2009 12:28:07 PM

Professor McFunk's Psychadelic Dream Machine

9/15/2009 12:28:27 PM

Kids Eat Free

One Night Only

Dead Horse Abuse

9/15/2009 12:30:54 PM

Pee Pants McClain and the Juicy Juice In Your Vag Sippers

9/15/2009 12:30:55 PM

Quote :

"Dead Horse Abuse"

lol...I don't know why that sounds so funny.

9/15/2009 12:34:17 PM

Vas deferens

9/15/2009 12:37:12 PM

GOD I HATE COLDPLAY

9/15/2009 12:37:49 PM

Super fun--super awesome villians forever!

9/15/2009 12:38:15 PM

Quote :

"I really think there needs to be a Raleigh/Wisconsin stoner metal band called Bong Iver."

i can make this happen.

9/15/2009 12:39:13 PM

Bitchtits

9/15/2009 12:49:36 PM

I always wanted to start a metal band called Entangling Alliances.

9/15/2009 12:50:23 PM

Linkin Park

9/15/2009 12:52:35 PM

No Fat Chicks

More Like ColdGay Amirite?

The Penis Mightiers

9/15/2009 12:56:42 PM

Johnny Genital and the Warts

9/15/2009 12:59:43 PM

Shitsickle

Shit Sammich

The Shiteaters

Shithead

Drawin' With Shit Crayons

Color Me Shit

Midnight in the Land of Shit and Piss

Shitstorm

Shitwalah

9/15/2009 1:05:21 PM

Back Tatties

9/15/2009 1:07:57 PM

Inglorious Bastards

9/15/2009 1:19:32 PM

Overexposed Negatives

9/15/2009 1:36:28 PM

Diabeetus

Due to Age

4 Guys 1 Band

9/15/2009 1:41:32 PM

Frankly Flaccid

Opium Den Heroes

Under the Bus

Sloppy Joe

Better than Average

Saturday's Skidmark

9/15/2009 1:45:39 PM

I about lost it when I saw Saturday's Skidmark.

9/15/2009 1:51:01 PM

Oh Shit! Internal Server Error!

9/15/2009 1:54:42 PM

My friends old band was going to be Scott Schopler and the 4 skins, but of the others was circumsized.

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9/15/2009 2:08:33 PM

saturday's skidmark lol



Skidmarquie

Skid markie

9/15/2009 2:11:51 PM

9/15/2009 2:38:58 PM

apache stone, or the DB's...see if anyone gets this

9/15/2009 3:54:21 PM

Mons Pubis
Mons Veneris
Cleft of Venus

9/15/2009 3:55:25 PM

Plea for Sanctimonious Urchins

9/15/2009 4:09:32 PM

Hold The Mayo

9/15/2009 4:11:04 PM

No way...I love mayo. hmmmm...chicken filet sammiches loaded with mayo...heaven.

9/15/2009 4:11:46 PM

sea weed

9/15/2009 4:13:32 PM

Anal Cunt
Cannabis Corpse

oh wait...

9/15/2009 4:23:44 PM

Synestethic Orgasm

9/15/2009 4:35:21 PM

natalie portman's shaved head

9/15/2009 4:37:19 PM

Ovulating Chickens

9/15/2009 4:40:37 PM

Little Debbie's Hostess

9/15/2009 4:45:52 PM

Beneath the Grundle

A Werewolve's Seed

9/15/2009 4:45:58 PM

Beowulf Pack

9/15/2009 4:46:33 PM

Lizzard Skizzard



a la

9/15/2009 4:47:18 PM

I like the "Sloppy Joe"
it's catchy.

"New York, we are the Sloppy Joe! Good Night!........"
rest drowned out by the noise of the crowd. Pyrotechnics, etc.

9/15/2009 6:56:27 PM