how long til it kicks in after i've paid?

9/17/2009 9:18:39 PM

I think the hooker ripped you off.

9/17/2009 9:20:16 PM

it took about 5 years before 1 single girl wanted to fuck me... just because I was the man behind the EMCE screenname. And she gave awful blowjobs too.

you have some work to do, son

9/17/2009 9:20:20 PM

you pay afterwards. you're got scammed.

9/17/2009 9:21:24 PM

9/17/2009 9:22:25 PM

I thought this was thread was going to be about mytwocents' sexcapades.

9/17/2009 9:27:02 PM

speak of the devil and she shall appear

9/17/2009 9:27:30 PM

laaaaame

9/17/2009 9:29:14 PM

yeah definitely ibtm2c

9/17/2009 9:32:35 PM

Quote :

"YOU'RE GOT SCAMMED "

9/17/2009 9:58:42 PM

hit it raw, dawg?

9/17/2009 10:14:44 PM

you rang?

9/18/2009 12:35:15 AM

basically the same as regular pussy except everybody buys premium because it has a bigger budget for advertising?

9/18/2009 12:38:12 AM

not everyone can afford premium. That's why it's premium. Also, premium is very picky....not everyone qualifies you see.

9/18/2009 1:26:42 AM

FALSE ADVERTISING

9/18/2009 7:57:37 AM

i dont pay

unless you count cooking

9/18/2009 8:32:23 AM

Man, I would love to have a one-night stand and then make breakfast the next day.

9/18/2009 2:39:29 PM

me too

9/18/2009 2:47:37 PM

Is the face blurring part of the premium package or does it come standard?

9/18/2009 2:48:45 PM

^^ Awwww. Don't you have your pick of the litter?

9/18/2009 3:23:59 PM

for the record, I would just like to state that I did not make this thread and it wasn't until my name was mentioned did I make an appearance (as marko said would happen )

No, if I know you IRL then you get a non-blur version...usually....

you know, you'd think I'd totally have my pick of the litter right?! Seriously though, I actually don't even eat breakfast so.....

9/18/2009 3:39:41 PM

You should eat breakfast, so your metabolism isn't in a constant cluster fuck.

9/18/2009 3:43:56 PM

I know...but food is so the last thing I want in the morning....the thought of eating makes me ill

9/18/2009 3:46:42 PM

Preggers?

9/18/2009 3:49:16 PM

hah...no. I hope.

I've never liked the sound of breakfast....ever

9/19/2009 12:04:29 AM

Quote :

"for the record, I would just like to state that I did not make this thread"

ummmm I think the record shows that I made this thread...

9/19/2009 12:18:06 AM

and did it YOUR WAY!

9/19/2009 12:52:54 AM

^^yes. I know. I was making sure that everyone was well aware

9/19/2009 2:02:08 AM

premium pussy ITT

9/19/2009 3:59:44 PM

Donde?

9/19/2009 4:02:53 PM

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9/19/2009 4:47:54 PM