I have virtually no experience with onions, other than when I was a kid and the local onion at the grocery store I lived near went on an enourmous 3 year strike. Things got really bad. I was only living there in the summers since my parents were divorced, but it was apparent the town was divided. People got killed, houses got vandalized, kids got beat up really bad. You couldn't drive in a car without fear of running over "jackrocks" onion workers put in suspected "shallots" neighborhoods.

Needless to say that experience left a sour taste in my mouth. It is amazing that grown supposed adults can act that way, and in the end get what they want. I have been in the military for 12 years now (wow I am getting old) so like I said, I have never had to deal with onions, until now that is. My wife just got a full time job with the school system and she said they told her she "absolutely has to be in the onion and also pay onion dues." For those of you with experience, is this true? Can she be forced into a vegetable she doesn't wish to belong to? I am not saying all onions are bad (this one might be great) but the simple fact is, I do not want her to be part of it.

Thanks to any help you can offer.

9/18/2009 12:04:19 AM

lol good one

9/18/2009 12:05:06 AM

sounds like bs to me

9/18/2009 12:06:26 AM

lookin through a glass onion

9/18/2009 12:06:42 AM

cross section parodies ftl

9/18/2009 12:07:04 AM

doo wat now?

9/18/2009 12:07:28 AM

tl;dr

9/18/2009 12:08:06 AM

is this a gay thing?

9/18/2009 12:09:48 AM

forcing an onion into someone?

9/18/2009 12:12:50 AM

Quote :

"Needless to say that experience penis left a sour taste in my mouth."

9/18/2009 12:15:41 AM