So I got a new job a couple weeks ago and they want to make some business cards for me but I don't have a title. I felt like this job would be best in the hands of the Wolf Web.

So technically what I will be doing is software support, implementation, and internal IT infrastructure work, with some documentation.

Whoever comes up with the title I choose will get a business card, and with said business card a beer. Go!

9/18/2009 2:50:48 PM

Tech Specialist
IT Administrator
IT Director

Office Bitch

9/18/2009 2:52:25 PM

I was gonna say IT Director

9/18/2009 2:53:37 PM

we have one IT guy here

his official title is "Czar of Infrastructure"

No bullshit

9/18/2009 2:53:44 PM

THAT'S SO ZANY SLAVE

9/18/2009 2:54:26 PM

Actually, his real title is "Faggot". Anybody that has titled themselves or accepted a title like that has got to be queer.

9/18/2009 2:54:34 PM

Communal Computer Dookey Chute?

9/18/2009 2:55:38 PM

"First Among Equals"

9/18/2009 2:56:23 PM

Whatever you do, print them on meat cards

9/18/2009 3:02:52 PM

I need something better

9/18/2009 3:02:52 PM

Step N Fetchit?

9/18/2009 3:06:01 PM

Senior Principal IT Gopher



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9/18/2009 3:07:29 PM

haha. I really like the idea of meat cards...

9/18/2009 3:08:39 PM

seriously, though, i would look at titles of people in your industry of jobs that you WANT to have in the future. and pick something everyone understands.

for me, i would pick something like Principal Development Engineer if I could get away with it. because everyone understands what these words mean, and most people in the industry know what they mean in conjunction with each other.

i could get away with that title at a mom and pop outfit, but i cant get away with that at a Fortune 200 company in an FDA regulated industry, because i obviously dont have the requisite experience.

9/18/2009 3:11:53 PM

Tech Guru

9/18/2009 3:12:09 PM

IT Coordinator - gives the allusion you do everything and anything but not all the time

9/18/2009 3:12:11 PM

agree with joe. just don't put anything that looks past your age/experience. then people will just roll their eyes at you when you give them the card.

9/18/2009 3:15:14 PM

^^ throw "Senior" in front of it.

^ yeah, sometimes it can be a grey area with smaller privately owned design outfits (if that's the role you actually filled), but that title wont transfer if you go to a larger, publicly traded company.






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9/18/2009 3:18:27 PM

Vice President of Fixing the God Damned Computers So You Fucks Can Work

9/18/2009 3:24:13 PM

IT Scientist

9/18/2009 3:42:12 PM

HAHAHAHAHA I want to be "Czar of the Interwebs"

9/18/2009 3:59:13 PM

"nick burns...your company's computer guy"

9/18/2009 4:01:05 PM

"Shorty Got Them Apple-bottom Jeans"

9/18/2009 4:01:15 PM

Quote :

"software support, implementation, and internal IT infrastructure work, with some documentation."

Do you answer customer calls? If so, you might not be given Director or System Admin.

Director of Information Technology
System Administrator
Support Engineer
IT Specialist
Systems Engineer

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9/18/2009 4:04:13 PM

9/18/2009 4:23:48 PM

Computer Conquistador

9/18/2009 4:51:09 PM

Nick Burns
Company's Computer Guy

9/18/2009 4:59:44 PM

Lead Anal Plumber

9/18/2009 5:02:39 PM

HOW ABOUT... KING DOUCHEBAG

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9/18/2009 5:31:06 PM

IT Support Specialist
IS Support Specialist

Fuck it, IT Engineer or IS Engineer, since everyone apparently is an engineer now or days.

9/18/2009 6:45:54 PM

BOFH

9/19/2009 1:09:11 AM

I'd go with "I'm not smart enough to figure this out for myself."

9/19/2009 1:10:49 AM