Aaaaaaannnnd go.

9/19/2009 10:22:06 AM

what did i eat last night?

9/19/2009 10:23:42 AM

There's more?!?

9/19/2009 10:24:08 AM

depends on what I'm reading.

9/19/2009 10:24:22 AM

i have a PDA that i keep in the bathroom to play games on while i poop.

BEST $300 I EVER SPENT!

9/19/2009 10:24:23 AM

oh goddamnit, out of toliet paper - fare thee well, sock

9/19/2009 10:24:48 AM

why haven't I put a tv in here yet

9/19/2009 10:24:52 AM

i need to fix this floor squeak

9/19/2009 10:25:35 AM

what word can I summon to give this motherfucking caveman a dinosaur omelet... FUCK

9/19/2009 10:30:38 AM

When will I be able to take a dump that doesn't require copious wiping? I need to improve my diet.

9/19/2009 10:33:06 AM

I thought about putting a TV in my bathroom. But by the time i found something interesting to watch, I'd be finished. I take pretty fast shits.

9/19/2009 10:33:43 AM

I didn't realize I ate that recently...

9/19/2009 10:34:37 AM

is my wee-wee going to wet from dangling in the water?

9/19/2009 10:35:12 AM

i usually play brickbreaker till my legs go numb

9/19/2009 10:37:20 AM

well.. I stand up to pee so I'm not really on it, but I always think man, I wish I could cum this much and this hard, that'd be one helluva show.

9/19/2009 10:50:08 AM

I normally don't have enough time to think about anything on the toilet, it's pretty much a sit down, get it out, wipe, flush, leave.

But if I'm in a public bathroom and there is someone else in there I also think "I hope I don't fart too loud"

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 11:04 AM. Reason : ]

9/19/2009 11:03:15 AM

^^^ hell yeah

9/19/2009 11:11:40 AM

Play poker on my phone

9/19/2009 11:15:43 AM

Sometimes I think about those shits where once you're done, you're hungry.

9/19/2009 12:24:09 PM

poopttt

9/23/2009 10:16:26 PM

damn this water's deep

9/23/2009 10:24:23 PM

and cold

9/23/2009 10:45:17 PM

i think about how can i keep my dick from falling in the water, i gotta hold it so it doesn't get wet

9/23/2009 10:47:58 PM

Why are the cats watching me?

9/23/2009 10:58:42 PM

Quote :

"fare thee well, sock"

lol

9/23/2009 11:01:41 PM

"why is the cat staring at me"

9/23/2009 11:05:49 PM

Quote :

"I take pretty fast shits."

9/23/2009 11:09:43 PM

This one might break 3 courics!

9/23/2009 11:11:57 PM

Quote :

"When will I be able to take a dump that doesn't require copious wiping? I need to improve my diet. "

9/23/2009 11:20:43 PM

9/23/2009 11:21:22 PM

this thread

9/23/2009 11:21:31 PM

Why must my cat come in the bathroom everytime I'm sitting here?

9/23/2009 11:28:34 PM

hahaha, apparently that's a cat thing. toilet time is apparently cat-friendly time.

9/26/2009 11:34:14 PM

Quote :

"aaarrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhh"

9/26/2009 11:35:38 PM

after watchin dead snow it will be..

i hope there's no zombies waiting outside the door as soon as i finish pooping

9/26/2009 11:37:07 PM

sometimes when i'm unloading at work, and someone comes in to take care of their own business, i'll pretend that we're playing battleshits. too bad the other person doesn't know.

9/26/2009 11:43:15 PM

math problems
there's nothing like a nice, leisurely shit to clear my head and clarify insights that I am grasping at

9/27/2009 1:05:15 AM

poopttt

10/8/2009 6:25:35 PM

please dont splash back please dont splash back

10/8/2009 6:26:42 PM

I would call my friends and tell them that I was taking a shit so I thought of them and decieded to give them a call and see how they are.

10/8/2009 6:28:00 PM

this thread

10/8/2009 6:28:21 PM

i usually have a copy of The Economist by the toilet at home, or take in a report that i need to read at work. nothing like reading about your country going down the shitter whilst taking a shit

but now i have an iphone so ill play a couple of rounds of flight control or a cryptopuzzle

10/8/2009 6:29:45 PM

yeah, for me, it's usually either whatever magazine most recently arrived in my mailbox or some random iphone game

10/8/2009 6:32:08 PM

usually toxic shock syndrome

cause i usually read the tampon box

10/8/2009 8:16:44 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Hcj75jjoY

10/8/2009 8:19:04 PM

at the moment, i'm thinking... why the FUCK do i have ants in my bathroom?

10/8/2009 9:35:54 PM

why me??

10/8/2009 9:51:38 PM

^ wat?

10/8/2009 9:57:23 PM

how smooth the poop will come out of my sphincter. I hate wiping more than two times.

how many germs are on my keyboard as I type on the can.

10/8/2009 10:04:16 PM

GIRLS DON'T POOP

10/8/2009 10:04:46 PM