CAUSE I LOST MY HOUSE KEY

9/22/2009 6:22:20 PM

THAT SUCKS GUY

9/22/2009 6:22:41 PM

don't call him guy, bro

[Edited on September 22, 2009 at 6:23 PM. Reason : a]

9/22/2009 6:23:32 PM

knock and see if anybody answers

who knows, there may be a polite burglar in there!

9/22/2009 6:24:25 PM

I too, have had to break into my own house.

9/22/2009 6:24:26 PM

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKIN PORCH?

9/22/2009 6:26:42 PM

i had this down to an art form in high school

9/22/2009 6:28:41 PM

don't call me bro, pal

9/22/2009 6:29:34 PM

don't call him pal, dude

9/22/2009 6:30:37 PM

I got my flippy-floppies on

I'm on my mother fu$%&#@ porch

9/22/2009 6:41:32 PM

Pick up my book, I read Bukowski.

9/22/2009 6:59:22 PM

kick the door in

call the cops

file an insurance claim

profit

9/22/2009 8:44:08 PM

don't call him dude, guy

9/22/2009 8:45:22 PM

9/22/2009 9:48:16 PM

AFRICAN

PORCH

MONKEY

9/22/2009 9:49:34 PM

Quote :

"TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKIN PORCH?"

win.

Also, I feel you, Joe. I locked myself out of my car tonight

9/22/2009 10:39:52 PM

CAN I GET ANOTHER KISS FROM YOU

9/22/2009 11:12:13 PM

taking it back

9/23/2009 12:07:50 AM

don't call me guy, man

[Edited on September 23, 2009 at 9:05 AM. Reason : .]

9/23/2009 9:04:58 AM