For reason's unbeknownst you guys, I'm somewhat obliged to do this.

not dnl is a gentleman



Let it begin...

9/23/2009 10:08:17 AM

He knocked you up, didn't he?

9/23/2009 10:08:50 AM

That's a negative...

9/23/2009 10:09:40 AM

9/23/2009 10:09:45 AM

i think it's hilarious how all the new girls think dnl is like this sweet, caring, sensitive guy - for like a month. then he flips some weird switch and it's "omg that guy is a total weirdo, what a creep, leave me alone"

give it a month honey

9/23/2009 10:12:34 AM

aw shucks thats so sweet of you to say Midori, thanks. its the threads you least expect that mean so much.

9/23/2009 10:13:39 AM

Again, I said

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"obliged"

^wow

[Edited on September 23, 2009 at 10:14 AM. Reason : Dazed and Confused ]

9/23/2009 10:14:02 AM

a thread should not mean much to you

9/23/2009 10:14:14 AM

^yeah but some random cuteish girl made the thread so it holds more weight

9/23/2009 10:15:18 AM

haha

9/23/2009 10:16:38 AM

aren't you the one who just yesterday was asking why dnl was following you around the boards and posting behind you?

9/23/2009 10:17:22 AM

Why you gotta bust balls?

9/23/2009 10:20:13 AM

Because we hate stupid whores.

9/23/2009 10:27:19 AM

Dear smooches,

Feel like telling the story behind why you made this thread?

thx,
bettrofflolz

9/23/2009 10:28:46 AM

It involves a large cash payment or some form of blackmail.

9/23/2009 10:30:29 AM

^or a thinly veiled alias

9/23/2009 10:31:03 AM

^^ EXACTLY

He asked for cash or this thread. I think I picked the right one.


wait...

[Edited on September 23, 2009 at 10:33 AM. Reason : uhh]

9/23/2009 10:31:34 AM

9/23/2009 10:34:34 AM

9/23/2009 10:36:52 AM

who DOESN'T have eleventy billion dollars?

9/23/2009 10:39:30 AM

did you give him a ride on the back of your gator skin clad chariot?

9/23/2009 10:44:14 AM

^Hahahahaha

That's a no. And it's no longer gator skin-ed out. Regular seats and all.

9/23/2009 10:45:09 AM

^^haha that sounds kinda kinky

9/23/2009 10:52:21 AM

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"i think it's hilarious how all the new girls"

[/thread]

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/23/2009 10:55:12 AM

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"all the girls think dnl is like this sweet, caring, sensitive guy"

i'm dnl and i approve this addendum.

[Edited on September 23, 2009 at 10:56 AM. Reason : .]

9/23/2009 10:56:11 AM

OP is a heinous broad.

9/23/2009 10:57:13 AM

This is why we can't have nice things.

9/23/2009 11:02:54 AM

not dnl has all the characteristics of a serial killer.

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"Characteristics Psychosis is rarely noted among serial killers. The predominant psychiatric diagnosis noted in the group tends toward the psychopathic, meaning they suffer from traits within a specific cluster of dysfunctional personality characteristics, those most commonly associated with Antisocial Personality Disorder or Dissocial personality disorder.[7][8] Psychopaths lack empathy and guilt, are egocentric and impulsive, and do not conform to social, moral and legal norms. Psychopaths often follow a distinct set of rules in which they have created for themselves rather than following social norms set in place by society. They may appear to be quite normal and often even charming, a state of adaptation that psychiatrist Hervey Cleckley named the "mask of sanity". [9] The Macdonald triad—animal cruelty, obsession with fire setting, and persistent bedwetting past the age of five—is often exhibited by serial killers during their childhood. "

9/23/2009 11:03:55 AM

GGMon has all the characteristics of a dumbass.

9/23/2009 11:13:37 AM

dnl & rd are both serial killers

9/23/2009 11:24:47 AM

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"dnl & rd are both serial killers"

Not yet - but someday soon.

9/23/2009 11:31:50 AM

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"not dnl is a gentleman "

9/23/2009 11:41:36 AM