Do you get them? If so, what type of treats do you leave for them?

If I give cash or fortune cookies (I am anti-candy), will my place get egged?

9/24/2009 4:10:12 PM

k

P.S. cash? wtf

9/24/2009 4:10:35 PM

for fucks sake, don't give out nickels

if you don't give out candy you might as well give out eggs

[Edited on September 24, 2009 at 4:12 PM. Reason : .]

9/24/2009 4:11:33 PM

9/24/2009 4:11:52 PM

I rented a house in a family neighborhood last year and I was certain I would get trick-or-treaters. I went and bought all this candy, decorated the house, etc etc.

Yeah, I got 1 black kid that came by twice, my nephews, and my niece.

I was

9/24/2009 4:12:17 PM

Fuckers come earlier every year

Last year I come home at like 4:30, still in my Fartman costume, and there's already like 3 groups of kids, parents in tow, making their rounds

Wait till its dark man

9/24/2009 4:13:12 PM

we get a few.

i give them candy i like, so if there's any left over i will enjoy it. reese's, kit kat, crunch, candy corn, bulleyes, sour gummies.

9/24/2009 4:13:32 PM

Why? You had a shit load of candy for yourself.^^^

[Edited on September 24, 2009 at 4:14 PM. Reason : so slow]

9/24/2009 4:13:34 PM

I don't eat candy.

9/24/2009 4:14:16 PM

I got swarmed one year, and we were all kinds of unprepared.

By the end of it, we were giving out Ramen noodles, granola bars, crackers, pop tarts (for the lucky ones) and even a few condiment packs

9/24/2009 4:14:18 PM

haha "Its not Ketchup, its Twizzler sauce !"

9/24/2009 4:16:19 PM

anti-candy?

what the fruitcake

9/24/2009 4:17:40 PM

^^^ Ramen? Nice! Now I know how I can get rid of this stuff.

I have no food in my pantry. Kids may have to settle for beer.

^ Kids do not need candy.

[Edited on September 24, 2009 at 4:19 PM. Reason : .]

9/24/2009 4:17:58 PM

I CAN'T WAIT TO TRICK-OR-TREAT THIS YEAR

9/24/2009 4:19:44 PM

When I was a kid some lady was anti-candy. Naturally we came back later and I broke a couple of eggs on the windshield of her car.

At some point after that she pulled her car into the garage and in the middle of the night her house burned down.

The next day I saw her melted car and felt partially responsible.

9/24/2009 4:20:10 PM

Give em condoms, cause you know at least a fat kid is going to at least taste it.

9/24/2009 4:20:47 PM

I had an old guy in my neighborhood that used to give out quarters instead of candy. We used to hit his house up like 20 times

9/24/2009 4:21:57 PM

Quote :

"Kids do not need candy"

they dont need to trick or treat either

you can feel free to not give them candy

but just so you know, to them, you'll be "the crazy lady who doesn't give out candy"

9/24/2009 4:28:05 PM

anti candy? - fucking commie.

9/24/2009 4:29:32 PM

i would've loved to get cash. i never ate my candy, it would just sit around and the pile would still be on the counter around valentine's day, then people would give more more candy for that and i'd never eat it.

9/24/2009 4:36:01 PM

maybe candy is the reason lucyinthesky has those fucked up cheeks?

9/24/2009 4:41:00 PM

^ So I should start eating candy? Wouldn't that make my cheeks look fatter?

9/24/2009 4:43:16 PM

Go for awesome candy, namely:

Ring Pops
Push Pops
Pop Rocks
Fun Dip
Bubble Tape

I still remember the few people that gave awesome candy on halloween. You will probably be the only person all night that isn't giving out shitty bite-size mega-pack candy. And it's only like 20 bucks more to go baller style for kids on halloween

9/24/2009 4:50:44 PM

candy corn ftmfl

9/24/2009 4:51:59 PM

9/24/2009 4:52:24 PM

I Heart Candy and lucy

[Edited on September 24, 2009 at 4:53 PM. Reason : Flavored tootsie rolls are the shit]

9/24/2009 4:52:28 PM

+

9/24/2009 4:54:34 PM

^^^i would be so excited to get those

[Edited on September 24, 2009 at 4:55 PM. Reason : ^]

9/24/2009 4:54:48 PM

whoever suggest ring pops is a mother fucking genius

where can you buy massive bags of those?

9/24/2009 5:05:08 PM

Since it's halloween season, I would venture to guess that Wal-Mart would have big bags of them.

or maybe Costco

9/24/2009 5:05:57 PM

hell yes

my house isn't getting egged this halloween

and if i have leftovers i can be a sticky fingered P-I-M-P

9/24/2009 5:08:32 PM

If you're one of those people that hands out tooth brushes they'll probably skip the eggs and just burn a cross in your yard.

9/24/2009 5:10:40 PM

i can think of some interesting things to do with ring pops

9/24/2009 5:11:34 PM

lol twat pops

9/24/2009 5:12:02 PM

i can think of some interesting bad things to do with ring pops

9/24/2009 5:12:41 PM

nlol anal pops

9/24/2009 5:14:23 PM

poor pops

9/24/2009 5:17:15 PM

I went fishing last halloween. And most of the children that live at kensington park are asian or hispanic so i don't think they celebrate halloween. Maybe I'll get a bag just in case, if i get off on halloween this year again.

[Edited on September 24, 2009 at 5:18 PM. Reason : .]

9/24/2009 5:18:00 PM

I've got a bag of smarties I bought for myself. If I get any trick-or-treaters, I'm not going to be here to give them any of my candy anyway.

9/24/2009 5:23:16 PM

twilight was ok at best. this is just getting ridiculous.

9/24/2009 5:35:53 PM

^[old]

9/24/2009 5:39:48 PM

secret scent

rub to reveal...


rub to reveal what??

9/24/2009 5:40:01 PM

I wasnt in town last year for halloween in this neighborhood, I was on my honeymoon

So this year, I'll probably get a bag of kit kat, reeses, etc... because that's what I like

Don't be that cheap ass that buys the bag of generic candy from walmart with that shitty pink bubble gum that looses its flavor in 10 seconds.

9/24/2009 8:58:17 PM

does 40 ring pops sound like enough?

9/24/2009 9:00:45 PM

for what

9/24/2009 9:01:50 PM

depends... what are you using them for?

9/24/2009 9:02:15 PM

hahaha for trick or treaters you pair of pervs

9/24/2009 9:03:03 PM

I don't think the parents would appreciate you doing that to their kids...

9/24/2009 9:04:47 PM

children love ring pops ok

9/24/2009 9:05:46 PM

j_sun loves ring pops ok

9/24/2009 9:07:25 PM