1) Women who get angry at you for calling them another name while they were fantasizing about sex
2) Women who think they look good because they squeeze their body into clothing that is obviously too small
3) Women who think that the number on the scale is more important than overall fitness
4) The absolute inability of the heterosexual male brain to function whilst opposite exposed breasts

9/25/2009 5:13:47 PM

the fact that women are allowed to be wimpy and its kinda "expected" of them, while guys have to do all the fucking work. at least in the workplace that is.

[Edited on September 25, 2009 at 5:18 PM. Reason : everything is "too heavy" for them]

9/25/2009 5:15:45 PM

girls rule, boys drool

9/25/2009 5:18:30 PM

Men who think that you will date them because you're nice to them.

Women who think they can purchase self esteem.

9/25/2009 5:21:40 PM

men who assume that you're going home with them just because they bought you drinks at the bar

9/25/2009 5:23:44 PM

fat disgusting slobs of men who stare at attractive women, then look at the guy next to them and say "yeah, i'd hit that"

9/25/2009 5:23:58 PM

5) Men that feel more manly by questioning the sexuality of other men?

9/25/2009 5:24:23 PM

someone shoot this thread

right behind the ear. it'll never feel a thing

reach in like you're going to hug it and slide the revolver out

9/25/2009 5:24:53 PM

Quote :

"dnl: the fact that women are allowed to be wimpy and its kinda "expected" of them, while guys have to do all the fucking work."

(1) you hang around the wrong women.

(2) you are the guy that women love to use, because they never have to have sex with you.

(3) man up and grow a set.

9/25/2009 5:25:39 PM

just be careful of the angle . . . don't want to hit yourself in the face

9/25/2009 5:25:58 PM

Women who think that you will date them because you're nice to them.

9/25/2009 5:27:03 PM

this can be avoided by studying "Power Hugs" as taught by Tim and Eric

9/25/2009 5:27:54 PM

Women who have a one-night stand with a guy they meet at a club, then wonder why the guy doesn't want to take them on a real date.

9/25/2009 5:28:01 PM

women who think they're as good as men at things other than womanly things
women who think they can re-define what womanly things are
Lesbians who stay queer after daddy's money runs out

9/25/2009 5:29:44 PM

women who think they are good drivers

hehe

9/25/2009 5:31:42 PM

5) BITCHES BE TRIFLIN'

9/25/2009 5:32:24 PM

^^^^If you have a one-night stand with me I'll take you on a date

[Edited on September 25, 2009 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ^]

9/25/2009 5:33:12 PM

you always say that, but you never do

9/25/2009 5:36:33 PM

ThePeter

Will you take me someplace nice, like sizzler or shoney's?

9/25/2009 5:36:52 PM

i'm thinking Golden Corral.

9/25/2009 5:38:53 PM

As long as there will be popcorn scrimp w/ranch dressing.

9/25/2009 5:41:13 PM

i had a one night stand with lucy and i didnt have to buy her dinner. but she had to clean my bathroom

9/25/2009 5:42:23 PM

You also made me cook you breakfast, lunch and dinner in bed.

9/25/2009 5:44:05 PM

lol it was a really long one night stand

[Edited on September 25, 2009 at 5:48 PM. Reason : are you still a playa like you were then? ]

9/25/2009 5:48:03 PM

I was never a player.

9/25/2009 6:00:16 PM

you slapped me in the face and said, "get a grip, bitch. stop catching feelings"

if thats not a player i dont know what is

9/25/2009 6:02:21 PM

But I went with you to pick up garbage in bumfuck. That's gotta count for somethin'!

9/25/2009 6:06:37 PM