..at approximately 3:30 pm:

Ok, look. I'm a girl and will admit I have put on eyeliner and lipgloss on in the car while driving - if you're good enough at said practices, you can do it without really looking in the mirror and just do a quick check. (I will readily admit that's still not super safe driving )

HOWEVER... plucking your fucking eyebrows doesn't fall into the category of things you can do without looking!!!!

SERIOUSLY?

/end rant


Begin with "women drivers " comments.

[Edited on September 28, 2009 at 6:22 PM. Reason : V why? ]

9/28/2009 6:21:11 PM

you have no say on this matter

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9/28/2009 6:21:40 PM

gurrrl, i gots to gets rid of this monobrow

9/28/2009 6:32:15 PM

i grew up with sisters, no matter how good you think you are you can not safely put on eyeliner while driving.

9/28/2009 6:33:40 PM

women drivers

9/28/2009 6:34:09 PM

women

9/28/2009 6:34:33 PM

9/28/2009 6:35:08 PM

:ro

9/28/2009 6:35:59 PM

:

9/28/2009 6:37:10 PM

Hitting a bump and getting stabbed in the eye with tweezers can't feel good.

9/28/2009 6:37:22 PM

.

9/28/2009 6:39:51 PM

Trying to do anything to your face while driving seems like a stupid idea.

9/28/2009 6:40:10 PM

9/28/2009 6:41:06 PM

man, i once lost a tic tac up my nose because of an ill-timed speed bump

9/28/2009 6:41:07 PM

ALSO

ATTN: DUMB BITCH driving your giant ass SUV today. When I'm turning left from Edwards Mill onto Wade, driving to 440, etc...YOU HAVE A FUCKING YIELD SIGN. AND WHEN YOU HAVE A YIELD SIGN AND YOU ARE TURNING RIGHT ONTO THE ON-RAMP, DONT DRIVE UP TO THE END OF IT AND THEN START MAKING FREAK OUT FACES AT ME AND TRY TO GET IN MY LINE BECAUSE YOURS IS RUNNING OUT. I BET YOU GO TO MEREDITH.

[Edited on September 28, 2009 at 6:42 PM. Reason : / thread theft]

9/28/2009 6:42:07 PM

^ let it out girl

9/28/2009 6:52:33 PM

^^ whip it out girl

9/28/2009 6:53:04 PM

women drivers

9/28/2009 6:53:43 PM

Hey guise, is this the road rage thread?!

If so....

ATTN: BITCH on the inner Charlotte Beltway. If you're going to talk on your cell phone and drive 5 under the speed limit. The FUCKING left lane is NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU.

9/28/2009 6:54:32 PM

women drivers

9/28/2009 6:55:00 PM

women drivers

9/28/2009 6:57:43 PM

men

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9/28/2009 7:18:32 PM

9/28/2009 7:36:04 PM

i do my makeup on the way to work probably 3 days a week.

but i don't wear much makeup

9/28/2009 7:46:52 PM

^^ ahaha those are awesome

9/28/2009 7:48:12 PM

My buddy's girlfriend called him up the other week:

"John, how do you get to our house? I'm trying to give directions to my mom."
"What do you mean? You don't know?"
"I never pay attention, I just do what the little computer tells me."
:facepalm:


they've lived there for over a year now.

9/28/2009 8:59:32 PM

The thing that gets me is how when my wife rides in the car with me I "would have gotten in an accident" like 5 times a trip, if it weren't for her constant warnings, even though I've never been in even the slightest accident, with or without her in the car.

9/29/2009 12:19:32 AM

^^ My dad does that shit with his Blackberry now. I was ready to throw it out the window during our road trip on Sunday.

9/29/2009 12:22:54 AM

doin all that shit is just as deadly as driving wasted.

9/29/2009 12:26:01 AM

First you learn how to drive, THEN you get your safe car! -Carlin

9/29/2009 12:26:33 AM

aha, inside an apartment complex in cary, there was a car flipped over. some green civic, i'm assuming it was a woman driving it, because how the fuck did you just flip your car going max 25 mph? and it landed perfectly in the middle of the lane, on its top, no other cars..

9/29/2009 12:34:37 AM

^ Maybe she was practicing her wingardium leviosa spell.

9/29/2009 12:36:45 AM

lol at the scooter next to the ferrari

9/29/2009 12:38:31 AM

Quote :

"LIIIIIIIIIIIKE A GLOVE"

9/29/2009 12:39:30 AM

a glove,
ITS LIKE ONE

9/29/2009 1:17:06 AM

Sam I love how you're complaining about somebody doing something slightly more dangerous than what you do.

9/29/2009 10:46:27 AM

^ for the record, I've only put on eyeliner like once or twice and realized how it wasn't the safest idea.. and besides, with eyeliner you do it blindly then smudge it at the stoplight and fix it.

BUT PLUCKING YOUR EYEBROWS?! c'mon now... and the bitch was swervin all over.

9/29/2009 10:54:11 AM

The problem here is not women plucking eyebrows or applying make-up while driving. The problem is women driving.

9/29/2009 10:55:32 AM

People always call me a crazy driver but what's funny is that I have never been in a wreck, and most of my haters have been... so HAH

9/29/2009 10:56:18 AM

^^ winner

No offense Sam

[Edited on September 29, 2009 at 10:57 AM. Reason : ^]

9/29/2009 10:56:53 AM

i see women putting on make up going 70 on 40 at least 3 times a week. its one of the scariest t hings ever

9/29/2009 10:58:03 AM

9/29/2009 11:00:51 AM

AND NO ONE YET HAS MENTIONED, IF YOU NEED TO DO ALL THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU PROBABLY ARENT PRETTY ANYWAYS

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9/29/2009 1:14:48 PM

Quote :

"The problem here is not women plucking eyebrows or applying make-up while driving. The problem is women driving."

9/29/2009 5:56:26 PM

Quote :

"People always call me a crazy driver but what's funny is that I have never been in a wreck, and most of my haters have been... so HAH"

not getting in wrecks doesn't make you a good driver

9/29/2009 5:57:35 PM