He pulls out his knife, shows it to me; and he says to me he says:

"If I am using this for defensive purposes, that means that a number of things have gone drastically wrong in the series of events leading up to that situation"



I am just now gaining the strength and courage to admit to you all that I chortled.

10/1/2009 11:57:14 AM

OK

10/1/2009 11:58:22 AM

mama porcupine?

10/1/2009 11:58:25 AM

Military Police

10/1/2009 11:59:17 AM

Masturbating Police

10/1/2009 11:59:56 AM

so i says to the guy, i says i says i says i says i says

10/1/2009 12:00:50 PM

You could have shot him and been like "HE CAME AT ME WITH A KNIFE!!!"

10/1/2009 12:11:58 PM

he says to me he says

10/1/2009 5:41:25 PM

he says to me he says

10/1/2009 5:42:00 PM

10/1/2009 5:42:41 PM

10/1/2009 5:45:27 PM

10/1/2009 5:45:35 PM

I says to Mabel, I says

10/1/2009 5:47:24 PM

you were talking to this MP!

10/1/2009 7:34:35 PM

I ♥ that(^) MP

10/1/2009 9:30:52 PM

that's a wee bit creepy...i hope u r ok!

10/1/2009 9:33:00 PM

It just so happens that I ♥ LiLStarlet27 as well

10/1/2009 9:33:52 PM

aww...I <3 you too, EMCE.

[Edited on October 1, 2009 at 9:37 PM. Reason : eeek]

10/1/2009 9:37:41 PM