Quote :

"djeternal (1:38) : my balls smell like basil now, because I had it on my hands and just played with my balls "

So, what about Parsley Penis?

10/1/2009 1:41:20 PM

Cumin Cunt

10/1/2009 1:42:10 PM

oooh i like that one!

10/1/2009 1:42:24 PM

Rosemary Rectum

Thyme Taint

10/1/2009 1:43:23 PM

eucalyptus ear

derrr

10/1/2009 1:43:54 PM

Nutmeg Nutsack

10/1/2009 1:44:14 PM

oh my!

off to the shower, so my balls will smell like Axe shower gel here shortly

10/1/2009 1:46:39 PM

paprika pussy

10/1/2009 1:47:06 PM

Garlic Grundle



and LOL at paprika pussy

10/1/2009 1:48:18 PM

dude, djeternal, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Old Spice red zone is one of the best body washes of all time

10/1/2009 1:48:27 PM

ewwwww garlic grundle

Sage Sac!

10/1/2009 1:48:33 PM

vanilla vagina extract -_-

10/1/2009 1:50:03 PM

Chipotle Chode

Fennel Frenulum

Poppy Cock

10/1/2009 1:52:24 PM

lol@ BetterOffDead

I put some baby powder on them too, so it's kind of a mixture of good smells at this point

hopefully the GF will lick on them tonight

10/1/2009 2:01:32 PM

any guy who uses any axe product is an automatic dick bag.

just sayin'

10/1/2009 2:02:15 PM

Anise Anus

10/1/2009 2:03:13 PM

^^ a dick bag that gets laid 5+ days a week

just saying

10/1/2009 2:03:48 PM

any guy who brags about how many times a week he bangs his girlfriend, has issues regarding rejection and acceptance as a man.

just sayin'

10/1/2009 2:04:33 PM

Cardamom Cock

10/1/2009 2:04:39 PM

sick burn!

10/1/2009 2:05:07 PM

any guy who trolls a thread about basil scented balls has all kinds of issues

just sayin'

10/1/2009 2:05:20 PM

hahaha

you can only count each girl 1 time

you had sex once this week

thats how this works

10/1/2009 2:05:58 PM

i dont hate axe for what it is...i hate axe for their marketing

10/1/2009 2:06:09 PM

10/1/2009 2:06:20 PM

truth be told, i bought it because it was on sale

i have no loyalty when it comes to shower gel

10/1/2009 2:06:53 PM

yeah that 5+ laid thing is gonna follow you around on here for a while

10/1/2009 2:07:34 PM

dude

the fancy pants axe body washes-like the blue menthol-y one and the yellow one with beads in it and the chocolate one-are AWESOME

10/1/2009 2:08:06 PM

lol
^^^

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10/1/2009 2:08:23 PM

that will really bother me while I am banging

10/1/2009 2:08:23 PM

bullhshit. you admire the males in the Axe ads, and that has influenced your product selection

10/1/2009 2:08:34 PM

Quote :

"that will really bother me while I am banging "

i too, fall back to presumed male dominance

on the internet

10/1/2009 2:09:10 PM

Its thursday so I'm guessing you already gotten laid 2-3 times this week

maybe more !

10/1/2009 2:10:02 PM

all that 5+ sex per week tells us is that you've been dating your girlfriend for somewhere between 6 and 12 months.

if it were less than 6 months, you'd be having sex 15-20 times per week.

if it were more than 12 months, you'd be having sex ~3 times per week.

so.... big deal.



[Edited on October 1, 2009 at 2:11 PM. Reason : ]

10/1/2009 2:10:21 PM

massive insecurities itt

oh and... Paprika Pecker

10/1/2009 2:10:22 PM

coriander cooter

10/1/2009 2:10:43 PM

back to the SPICY BODY PARTS please

10/1/2009 2:12:52 PM

I'm gonna clear things up.

Axe Spray- automatic dickbag

Axe deodarant- ehh, borderline

Axe bodywash- Acceptable

10/1/2009 2:14:15 PM

Quote :

"Axe Spray- automatic dickbag"

i had one of the kids that i was coaching spray that stuff on me....shit smells BAD

10/1/2009 2:15:05 PM

dont forget the dickbag commercials they come up with

10/1/2009 2:16:05 PM

i remember Brute deoderant spray. In middle school PE there was always one of my friends that had a can. We'd take it to our unsuspecting friends shirt and drench it in brute. LOL...that is so funny to me...until i was the brute smelling chud

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10/1/2009 2:16:22 PM

^^ so true.... do they do the chocolate guy commercial? it's kinda nasty

10/1/2009 2:18:24 PM

It's "Brut" ... and that shit is some nasty old-man smelling stuff.



apparently was launched in 1964. i suspect it's been the same ever since.

some cousin or other gave me the whole Brut shaving collection when i was in high school.

i was like WTF?






[Edited on October 1, 2009 at 2:21 PM. Reason : ]

10/1/2009 2:20:24 PM

i think the chocolate guy.

most recent was the "doublepitstochesty" thing.

brain cells commit suicide as that commercial plays

10/1/2009 2:20:53 PM

....my dad wears Brut cologne and Brut aftershave. and he has been wearing it for 30+ years.

10/1/2009 2:21:01 PM

and now the thread dissolves into a discussion about shitty body sprays for men

10/1/2009 2:22:21 PM

i think we're out of spices to bastardize though. so it works

10/1/2009 2:24:21 PM

Oregano Orifice

10/1/2009 2:26:03 PM

Asiago Anal?

10/1/2009 2:26:49 PM

^ eww.... for some reason "anal" with anything just grosses me out.

[Edited on October 1, 2009 at 2:27 PM. Reason : blah!]

10/1/2009 2:27:38 PM

haha ass cheese

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10/1/2009 2:27:49 PM