I'm too drunk to drive and my fiance (aka my ride to get more beer) doesn't get home until 8:00.

should I crack open this 100 proof SoCo? I wanted to save it for the Wake/State game tomorrow.

Text "Yes" to 55493

or

Text "No" to 55493

10/2/2009 5:47:01 PM

yeah I'd go with the SoCo.

10/2/2009 5:47:41 PM

Go door to door asking for beer

10/2/2009 5:47:44 PM

Hopefully you won't be drinking ALL of the 100° SoCo tomorrow, so crack it open now.

10/2/2009 5:50:36 PM

My other dilemma is that I don't want to get so drunk before she gets here that I....

A) She doesn't want to fuck me tonight

B) She won't drive me to get more beer

10/2/2009 5:50:39 PM

one thing at a time...first make up your mind to get drunker off the SoCo, and THEN you can decide just how much drunker to get

and drinking will probably aid your decision-making prowess

10/2/2009 6:19:59 PM

thank you oh wise ones

I will move forward on opening up the bottle of SoCo and hope for the best

10/2/2009 6:30:00 PM

Quote :

"My other dilemma is that I don't want to get so drunk before she gets here that I.... A) She doesn't want to fuck me tonight"

Looks like you might already be there

10/2/2009 6:30:04 PM

fuck you

I'm getting laid despite my speech impediment

10/2/2009 6:32:41 PM

ok...soco has taken its toll..no chance at sex...think i might jack it instead

10/2/2009 7:35:43 PM

you should've looked at your beer ahead of time and planned a beer run before you got too wasted.

10/2/2009 7:56:34 PM

I too have run out of alcohol. Shame on me.

10/2/2009 10:17:31 PM

lets see:



do i want to get laid?

or do i want to continue drinking alone?



it's a nobrainer: you need to seek help.

10/2/2009 10:34:41 PM

^

10/2/2009 10:55:49 PM

Depends on who you're fucking.

10/2/2009 10:58:13 PM