10/3/2009 2:12:08 PM

we already knew this.

10/3/2009 2:13:50 PM

we already knew this.

10/3/2009 2:14:37 PM

ha

all I have is one bottle of head and shoulders and a bar of soap

10/3/2009 2:14:51 PM

^^^ and ^^ oh, ok, carry on then


^ got to have variety... what if you wake up in a Tresemme mood and all you have is H&S?

[Edited on October 3, 2009 at 2:15 PM. Reason : d]

10/3/2009 2:14:57 PM

that's a whole lotta product there dood

10/3/2009 2:15:16 PM

sweet Jesus that's ridiculous....

10/3/2009 2:15:42 PM

Quote :

"all I have is one bottle of head and shoulders and a bar of soap"

10/3/2009 2:15:56 PM

I love me some product but I do recognize that this is excessive... going to trim it down some later today and put a few away under the sink.

It will be rough though... its times like this that try your soul. Pearl Harbor, 9/11, the Great Product Reduction

[Edited on October 3, 2009 at 2:17 PM. Reason : d]

10/3/2009 2:16:57 PM

This was on the front page of google images for War Eagle and I think it fits in this thread so here you go

10/3/2009 2:17:50 PM

^^I have 3 bottles of my own in my shower, and a bar of soap, container of liquid soap (that I think might be empty), a loofa, 2 kinds of face wash, my razor, and then all the lady's stuff (which is pretty much my stuff x2), so I really can't say much myself

^

[Edited on October 3, 2009 at 2:18 PM. Reason : briri]

10/3/2009 2:18:31 PM

^^ man thats kind of nasty



[Edited on October 3, 2009 at 2:18 PM. Reason : d]

10/3/2009 2:18:32 PM

Quote :

"I love me some product but I do recognize that this is excessive... going to trim it down some later today and put a few away under the sink."

lol you even call it "product"

10/3/2009 2:34:41 PM

Face wash
body wash
shampoo

10/3/2009 2:36:54 PM

^^in all fairness, I was the first one to mention that term in this thread



I use it because I was always accused of using "hair product"

10/3/2009 2:44:49 PM

Turn in your cock.

10/3/2009 3:02:48 PM

ibtslavefamous

10/3/2009 3:04:02 PM

you know, no one really cares.

10/3/2009 3:04:43 PM

oh but they do, but they do

10/3/2009 3:30:33 PM

that's more than I have...

shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash, shaving cream....

10/3/2009 3:32:47 PM

well your name is shannon. maybe you're just the girl your mom always wanted

10/3/2009 3:40:39 PM

nice shower

10/3/2009 3:45:02 PM

^ thanks

^^ plenty of men named Shannon, probably know more guys named Shannon than girls

10/3/2009 5:41:33 PM

haha i don't know a single man named shannon. Only men named shannon and stacey say shit like that.

i know like 4 girls named shannon

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/3/2009 7:02:41 PM

i have known straight dudes named shannon, ashley, kim, and various other mostly girl names..... this strikes me as a very cruel parent joke.

10/3/2009 7:53:35 PM

i think the term "gay boobs" might be appropriate here.

10/3/2009 10:02:36 PM

that's disgusting.

a man needs 2 things: soap and 2-in-1 hair product

you have exceeded this limit by about 15

10/3/2009 10:08:43 PM

That's more than I have! Does your gf use some of that cause that would make it sort of okay...

10/3/2009 10:13:31 PM

Ya - no question - gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

10/3/2009 11:38:15 PM

at least evan realizes he's fat and is trying to lose weight

10/3/2009 11:41:48 PM

^^^^^^^ Shannon Sharpe

^^^ 1 or 2 of those are hers, rest are mine... its not like I use all of those everyday, its all about variety

^^ weak, I made the god damn thread to begin with...

^ I have no doubt I could beat the fuck out of this Sin City molester looking faggot bitch






[Edited on October 4, 2009 at 12:01 AM. Reason : d]

10/3/2009 11:52:00 PM

Ya -- its the "products" that make you gay.

10/4/2009 12:06:17 AM

butterball set up a hotline for ya.

10/4/2009 7:42:18 AM

Quote :

"i have known straight dudes named shannon, ashley, kim, and various other mostly girl names..... this strikes me as a very cruel parent joke."

10/4/2009 12:19:11 PM

Quote :

"what if you wake up in a Tresemme mood and all you have is H&S?"

this statement sealed the deal

10/4/2009 12:22:24 PM

^^ Its the black Axelay...go play some Tekken or WoW

^ should I have put it in italics?

[Edited on October 4, 2009 at 12:30 PM. Reason : d]

10/4/2009 12:28:23 PM

Quote :

"i have known straight dudes named shannon, ashley, kim, and various other mostly girl names..... this strikes me as a very cruel parent joke."

Isn't ashley a very common brittish name for guys?

10/4/2009 12:52:48 PM

^^ I don't play either of those games... no need to get mean though

10/4/2009 12:58:03 PM

Quote :

"I have no doubt I could beat the fuck out of this Sin City molester looking faggot bitch"

aw did i hurt your feelings?

10/4/2009 12:58:57 PM

^ aw did I hurt yours?

^^ touche buddy

10/4/2009 1:09:38 PM

hmmm, choices choices... I am thinking the massages... never had the other, no desire to really unless someone tells me its FABULOUS!

Quote :

"Today's Deal: $65 for 2 Swedish Massages or 2 Microdermabrasion Sessions at Spa Om Magie"

10/5/2009 12:14:35 AM

won't be the first time

10/5/2009 12:29:22 AM

Quote :

"I have no doubt I could beat the fuck out of some guy on the internet"

oh snap.

shit just got real

10/5/2009 12:35:12 AM

why is this thread so angry?

10/5/2009 12:36:05 AM

masculinity is being threatened.

penis size is being questioned.

sexual orientation is in doubt.

ITT.

10/5/2009 12:37:31 AM

HAHAHA. I've got liquid soap, head & shoulders for daily use, and prescription dandruff stuff for 1-2 days/week.

That, however, is insane. It would take me 2-3 years to use all that junk.

10/5/2009 12:46:59 AM

despite the OP's intention to deflect criticism by the use of self-deprecating humor,
this is without a doubt one of the gayest threads ever.

as a heterosexual male, it pains me to see this. I think i speak for all self-respecting men
when i say: "I am embarrassed for you, sir."




[Edited on October 5, 2009 at 12:51 AM. Reason : ]

10/5/2009 12:50:57 AM

despite the OP's intention to deflect criticism by the use of self-deprecating humor,
this is without a doubt one of the gayest threads ever.

as a homosexual male, it pains me to see this. I think i speak for all self-respecting men
when i say: "I am embarrassed for you, sir."

10/5/2009 12:55:25 AM

^

10/5/2009 1:10:16 AM

ido like the shower set up though

10/5/2009 1:17:11 AM