had a couple clerks/chasing amy type convos with my current lady friend, most of it was years and years ago and i'm tryin to be mature about it but damn.... has anyone here successfully done it?
10/4/2009 2:29:33 PM
anyone that thinks they have, just hasn't found out yet.
10/4/2009 2:30:54 PM
you can't do it...they even make rap songs and shit about it
10/4/2009 2:30:57 PM
ahahaha good luck with that
10/4/2009 2:32:20 PM
impossible to dowhore is in her BLOODjust have your fun, and move on...]
10/4/2009 2:32:23 PM
can't turn a ho into a housewifehos don't act right
10/4/2009 3:11:06 PM
But you can turn a housewife into a ho....
10/4/2009 3:12:01 PM
10/4/2009 3:45:07 PM
a. why the hell would you have that conversation?b. no. run.
10/4/2009 3:52:33 PM
THIRTY-SEVEN DICKS?
10/4/2009 3:53:42 PM
Thats woman thinking."He'll change for me!"
10/4/2009 4:04:16 PM
TRY NOT TO SUCK IN DICK ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT
10/4/2009 4:24:10 PM
This sounds like the guy version of a woman trying "change" or "fix" a man.
10/4/2009 4:29:32 PM
the convos don't start "tell me your sexual history". it's more "hey would you ever..." then she does the shifty eye and i know she already has.she's calmed down A LOT since some of this stuff has happened and i feel bad judging bc i'm not a saint myself but i just wanted to make sure the old saying was still true.[Edited on October 4, 2009 at 5:00 PM. Reason : .]
10/4/2009 4:49:50 PM
I had that conversation with one of my girlfriendsand she literally brought it up out of the blue
10/4/2009 4:52:57 PM
as opposed to bringing it out of the green?
10/4/2009 4:54:15 PM
you already know the answer to this questionwhy are you even asking ? denial sucks, but you gotta look at the numbers...... numbers don't lie
10/4/2009 5:18:16 PM
See Real Housewives of Orange County. It is possible. But you'll need a good prenuptial agreement.
10/4/2009 5:22:28 PM
why fuck up a good thing? hiring a maid is cheaper long term.
10/4/2009 5:56:54 PM
chinese fingercuffs, man. chinese fingercuffs.
10/4/2009 6:01:18 PM
why would you ever have that conversation?someone else has run up in that. that's all you need to remind yourself of.
10/4/2009 6:03:07 PM
10/4/2009 6:43:28 PM
^^^^If it flies, floats, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent!
10/4/2009 7:36:42 PM
10/4/2009 7:43:17 PM
you can't teach an old trick new tricks
10/4/2009 7:58:38 PM
there's a general sentiment in here for a reason buddy.like somebody else said, have your fun (with a condom) and move on.
10/4/2009 8:05:20 PM
10/4/2009 8:27:27 PM
you wanted to piss on her...didnt you
10/4/2009 8:38:55 PM
^ hahaha
10/4/2009 8:42:27 PM
maybe i could get her one of these http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299and pretend...[Edited on October 5, 2009 at 3:33 PM. Reason : ain't that some wierd ish?]
10/5/2009 3:33:24 PM
I learned a long time ago not to ask my girlfriends about shit they did before me.And likewise, they shouldn't ask me either. That is, of course, unless they can handle me saying "I have done just about everything"
10/5/2009 3:43:33 PM
You can't turn a Hoe into a house wifeHoes don't act rightThere's Hoe's on a mission and there's Hoe's on a crack pipeHey Hoe, How you doin' Where you been?Probly doing Hoe stuff Cuz there you Hoe againIt's a Hoe wide world, that we livin' inFeline feminine fantastical womenNot all, just someYou Hoe who you areThere's Hoe's in the room, there's Hoe's in the carThere's Hoe's on stage, there's Hoe's by the barHoe's by near and Hoe's by far
10/5/2009 3:54:54 PM
Been there, done that, failed miserably. Five years of my life down the shitter.
10/5/2009 4:04:33 PM