It's more likely than you think...

Walked in to my bathroom needing to drop a deuce, only to find that I had been beaten to the punch by a fucking frog. WTF?

This thread would be useless without pics, so here they are!

The first look. At this point, I'm like "where did I get that decoration from... OH SHIT!"


Some side-frog action


It's some fucking GEICO shit right here. Starin me down.


Long distance deuce action




I set him free, but he didn't want to leave


Now he's leaving. peace out, frog.

10/4/2009 8:56:21 PM

that was a nice little story

10/4/2009 8:57:03 PM

HAPPY FROG IS HAPPY

10/4/2009 8:57:28 PM

Kermit came to take a dump in your bathroom. When you gotta go, you gotta go...

and he's really green...

10/4/2009 8:57:34 PM

lick it

kill yourself

10/4/2009 8:57:42 PM

Omg, first of all, this thread & pics are hilarious! That frog looks like he is fake!

Quote :

"It's some fucking GEICO shit right here. Starin me down."

I love Kash (or as I call him, "Money Eyes" from Geico!).

Lastly, I freakin' hate frogs. They scare me to death for some reason! eeeep!

10/4/2009 8:58:11 PM

is that a poo poo?

10/4/2009 8:58:43 PM

what kind of froggy is that?

i've never seen one like that

or maybe i only ever see toads. i get confused.

10/4/2009 8:59:54 PM

its a barking tree frog

[Edited on October 4, 2009 at 9:04 PM. Reason : ]

10/4/2009 9:01:53 PM

seriously, random shit

10/4/2009 9:03:02 PM

So what your saying is, there was a frog on your sink taking a shit? interesting... Cute frog

10/4/2009 9:07:43 PM

you should have kept him as a pet

10/4/2009 9:08:42 PM

nah. I wouldn't have the slightest idea what to do to take care of it.

10/4/2009 9:15:24 PM

Quote :

""Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he'll settle near me, and I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate his natural environment.""

10/4/2009 9:17:11 PM

Quote :

"HAPPY FROG IS HAPPY"

..HE IS!

10/4/2009 9:22:24 PM

this might be the best thread I have ever posted on TWW. Except for the AnnLove thread and the thatgirl21 thread

10/4/2009 9:24:57 PM

that frog is so fucking adorable

10/4/2009 9:30:08 PM

Dude, your bathroom is immaculate.

10/4/2009 9:35:12 PM

I want to keep that frog for a pet!

10/4/2009 9:40:48 PM

yea that is pretty clean for a guys bathroom

10/4/2009 9:42:01 PM

haha, that's the guest bathroom. You should see the inside of the toilet, lol

10/4/2009 10:03:06 PM

Nice barking treefrog. You typically don't see them this time of year.

10/4/2009 10:38:30 PM

^ because they are busy taking shits in his bathroom

10/4/2009 10:40:01 PM

Quote :

"You should see the inside of the toilet, lol"

so glad that the frog wasn't in the toilet

10/4/2009 10:40:52 PM

I FUCKING LOVE FROGS


LOVE.FROGS.

10/4/2009 10:54:41 PM

He looks happy

10/4/2009 10:57:02 PM

Peace Frog

10/4/2009 11:01:53 PM

That is an enormous fucking tree frog.

10/4/2009 11:08:09 PM

Thread of the month right here folks

10/4/2009 11:23:46 PM

Quote :

"That is an enormous fucking tree frog."

That species is the largest species of treefrog native to the US.

10/4/2009 11:53:53 PM

damn, he really is dropping a deuce on your sink.

fucking awesome.

10/4/2009 11:59:07 PM

How did he get on the counter?

How high can those things jump?

10/5/2009 12:03:37 AM

did you leave the window open or smthg?

10/5/2009 12:12:05 AM

I miss Mitch Hedberg

10/5/2009 1:27:44 AM

"In England Smoky the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...' You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, al-right. Maybe he'll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16 ounce world."

-Mitch Hedberg

10/5/2009 1:38:06 AM

10/5/2009 1:45:56 AM

A+ quality thread

10/5/2009 1:46:13 AM

I made you a doodie!

10/5/2009 10:12:52 AM

Quote :

""Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he'll settle near me, and I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate his natural environment.""

made me laugh. then i saw someone posted the whole quote. i was gonna say, ...punch holes in the lid.... damn sure used to air....

10/5/2009 10:43:32 AM

bright green little guy, isn't he?
Cool thing to find in the bathroom though. Much better than, say, a mouse.

10/5/2009 10:47:45 AM

consider this frog a gift from above... or below.... or maybe just a gift

10/5/2009 10:49:25 AM

cool story bro. seriously.

10/5/2009 11:38:00 AM

I have tons of frogs and lizards living around the house if anyone wants one. they are really good at controlling the bug population.

10/5/2009 11:39:54 AM

Cute. He can live in my bathroom.

10/5/2009 12:21:32 PM

How'd he get in?

10/5/2009 12:56:27 PM

AWWW such a cute frog! i want it! haha

10/5/2009 2:22:33 PM

awesome

10/5/2009 3:37:08 PM

i wish I knew how he got in. I figure he crawled up the plumbing and in to the toilet. No windows open, no doors open.

10/5/2009 6:33:40 PM

now you're not gonna be able to poop without thinking there's a frog down there

CONSTIPATION

10/5/2009 6:35:13 PM

fine by me. fucker pooped on my counter. i'll poop on his head

set em up -->

10/5/2009 6:39:11 PM