Epiphany

what else

10/5/2009 12:17:43 PM

Jello Orange

10/5/2009 12:18:09 PM

A-eek

10/5/2009 12:18:49 PM

Harry Bush

10/5/2009 12:21:46 PM

Mike Hawk

Dixie Normous

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10/5/2009 12:25:14 PM

my friend is naming her little boy Lyric

10/5/2009 12:27:02 PM

Mr. Cockaday

10/5/2009 12:27:59 PM

isn't it Gelo Orange

10/5/2009 12:29:30 PM

Paul Cousins

10/5/2009 12:30:04 PM

I knew a teacher once named Gay Mann

not quite sure what her parents were thinking, but they were from an older generation

10/5/2009 12:30:51 PM

http://www.ucomparehealthcare.com/drs/florida/gastroenterologists/Ram_Anil.html

10/5/2009 12:32:08 PM

Orangelo
Lemangelo

10/5/2009 12:36:15 PM

Sue Yoo. She's a law student.


http://www.linkedin.com/pub/sue-yoo/4/223/50a

10/5/2009 12:37:51 PM

Richard Peniston

http://www.raplaw.com/

Dick Peniston's ad has graced the spine of the new phone book in Charlotte, if anybody hasn't noticed already

10/5/2009 12:42:07 PM

there's a woman that works at the Wachovia at Blue Ridge/Duraleigh who's name is Ravyshyng

no joke.

10/5/2009 12:43:53 PM

There was a dude in one of my classes named Phuk Phan.

I always used to say "I, too, am a fan of fucking"

10/5/2009 12:49:40 PM

http://www.ncsu.edu/directory/moreinfo.php?username=tsjohns5

10/5/2009 12:55:53 PM

found this

not going to say where though

10/5/2009 12:58:23 PM

Taken from some random website:

Quote :

"Adam Baum Adam Zapel Al Bino Al Dente Al Fresco Al K. Seltzer Alf A. Romeo Ali Katt Amanda Lay (real person) Amanda Lynn (a mandolin) Amber Green Andy Friese (as in antifreeze, a real race car driver) Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Dick, Anita Friske, Anita Knapp Anita Lay, Anita Little, Anita Mann, Anita Mandalay, Anita Shower Anna Graham Anna Prentice (an apprentice) Anna Recksiek (anorexic) Anna Sasin Anne Teak Annette Curtain Annie Howe, Annie Matter April May (a real person I knew in high school) April Schauer (allegedly a real person) Aretha Holly Armand Hammer Art Major, Art Painter, Art Sellers B.A. Ware Barb Dwyer Barb E. Dahl Barbara Seville Barry Cade Bea Minor and Dee Major Beau Archer, Beau Tye Ben Dover, Ben Down, Eileen Dover, Skip Dover Ben Marcata (a musical term) Bess Eaton (donut shop chain) Biff Wellington Bill Ding Bill Foldes Bill Loney Billy Rubin Bob Apple Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Kitty Katz Bonnie Ann Clyde Brad Hammer (carpenter joke) Brandon Cattell Brighton Early Brock Lee Brooke Trout Bud Light Bud Wieser (real college math teacher) Buster Cherry, Buster Hyman C. Good (alledgedly a real eye doctor) C. Senor Candace Spencer (can dispenser) Candy Barr, Candy Baskett, Candy Kane, Candy Sweet Cara Sterio (alleged real person) Carrie Dababi ("carry the baby" - Dababi is an Egyptian name) Carrie Oakey Casey Macy Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts Chris Coe Chris Cross Chris P. Bacon Chuck U. Farley Chuck Waggon Claire Annette Constance Noring Count Dunn, Count Orff Coyne Flatt (real person) Craven Moorehead Crystal Ball Crystal Claire Waters Crystal Glass, Crystal Snow D. Kay, DDS D. Liver Dan D. Lyons Dan Druff Dan Saul Knight Darren Deeds Dick Bender (real sports person) Dick Burns Dick Bush (real person) Dick Finder (real name of a urologist) Dick Head, Dick Hertz Dick Hyman (famous jazz musician) Dick Hunter (my junior high principal - really!) Dick Mussell Dick Pole (real major league baseball player) Dick Rasch (real person) Dick Swett Dick Tator Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver) Dilbert Pickles Dinah Soares Dixon, Cox, and Peters (law firm) Don Key Donald Duck Donny Brook Doris Schutt (Doris Open...) Doug Graves Doug Hole Doug Witherspoon Douglas Furr Dr. Harry C. Beaver (real OB/GYN, retired now) Dr. Bender (Chiropracter) Dr. Butcher Dr. DeKay, DDS Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT) Dr. E. Ville Dr. Gass (allegedly a real anesthesiologist) Dr. Gutstein Dr. Hanus Dr. Hurt (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI) Dr. Hymen Dr. I. Ball (optometrist) Dr. Kauff Dr. Look (real opthalmologist in Hawaii) Dr. Looney - a psychiatrist of course! Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH) Dr. Pullham Dr. Slaughter Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT) Drew Peacock Duane Pipe Dusty Rhodes Dusty Sandmann (real person, submitted by his dad Roger Sandmann) Edna May (or may not) Earl E. Bird Earl Lee Riser Easton West Eaton Wright and Liv Good Ella Vader Eric Shinn Ernie Coli (E. Coli) owns a Mexican restaurant - would you eat HERE? Estelle Hertz (it still hurts) Evan Keel Faith Christian Fanny O'Rear Father A. Long Ferris Wheeler Ford Parker Forrest Green Dr. Frank Bonebreak (real doctor) Gae Hooker (allegedly real surgical prep nurse) Gaye Jolly Gail Storm (Wendy Storm, Dusty Storm and Rory Storm) Gene Poole Geoff L. Tavish (Gefilte fish) Gil Fish Ginger Rayl, Ginger Vitus Gladys C. Hughes (glad to see you) H. Wayne Carver, MD (Connecticut medical examiner who carves up dead people.) Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger, character on the old Perry Mason TV series) Harden Thicke Harold Assman (and you thought that Seinfeld episode was just a joke) Harry Armand Bach, Harry Balls, Harry Beard, Harry Beaver Harry Caray (famous sports announcer) Harry Cox, Harry Johnson, Harry Legg, Harry Hooker, Harry P. Ness, Harry Peters, Harry Lipp Harry Rump (a real plumber from Freemont, Maine!) Harry R. M. Pitts Hazle Nutt Heidi Clare Helen Back Helen Waite (credit manager - if you want credit go to Helen Waite) Holly McRell Holly Day, Holly Wood Hugh Jass Hugh Jorgan Hugh Morris (a "humorous" name, thanks to Shaun Oriold) Hy Ball Hy Lowe, Bea Lowe Hy Marx (scholar) I.D. Clair I. Lasch I.M. Boring I.P. Freely, I.P. Daly Ileane Wright, Ilene South (West, East...) Ima Hogg (a real person, daughter of a Texas governor) Iona Ford Iona Frisbee (alledgedly a real person) Iona Stonehouse (also alledgedly a real person) Ivan Oder Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player) Jack Goff (my uncle - no kidding!) Jack Hammer Jack Knoff Jack Tupp (the perfect name for a car mechanic) Jay Walker Jean Poole Jenny Tull Jim Laucher (gym locker) Jim Shorts, Jim Shu, Jim Sox Jo King Joe Kerr (joker) Jordan Rivers Joy Kil Joy Rider June Bugg Justin Case, Justin Casey Howells, Justin Hale, Justin Inch, Justin Miles North (just ten miles north), Justin Time, Kandi Apple Keelan Early (dying young) - real person who submitted his own name Kelly Green Kenny Penny Kenya Dewit Kerry Oki King Queene Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver) Lance Boyle, Lance Butts Laura Lynne Hardy Laura Norder (law and order) Leigh King (leaking) Les Moore Les Payne - should be an anesthesiologist Les Plack, a real dentist - proof Lewis N. Clark (real person, he told me he drives an Explorer) href="http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2000/02/34112" target="_blank">HERE Lina Ginster (allegedly real) Lisa Carr Lisa May Boyle, Lisa May Dye Lois Price (bargain shopper) and her husband Hy Price Lou Pole Lou Zar (loser) Luke Warm Lynn C. Doyle Lynn O. Liam M. Balmer Mark Skid (Skid, Mark) Manny Kinn Marlon Fisher Marsha Dimes (march of dimes) Marsha Mellow Marshall Law Marty Graw Mary Annette Woodin Mary Christmas Matt Tress Maude L.T. Ford Max Little Max Power May Day May Furst Mel Loewe Melba Crisp (real person who emailed me) Melody Music Mia Hamm (a real person) Mike Easter Mike Hunt Mike Raffone Mike Rotch Mike Stand (a real person) Mike Sweeney (sounds as Mike's weenie), famous baseball player Minny van Gogh Mister Bates Misty Waters (a real person) Misty C. Shore (a real person), Rocky Shore, Sandy C. Shore (another real person) Mo Lestor Molly Kuehl Mona Lott Monica Monica (real person) Morey Bund Muddy Waters (famous blues singer, though probably not his real name) Myles Long Nancy Ann Cianci (real person, wife of Providence, RI mayor Buddy Cianci) Nat Sass Neil Down Neil McNeil (submitted by his cousin) Nick O. Time Noah Riddle, Noah Lott Norma Leigh Lucid Olive Yew Oliver Sutton (all of a sudden) Ophelia Payne Oren Jellow Otto Graf Owen Moore P. Ness, A. Ness P. Brain Paige Turner Park A. Studebaker Pat Downe (a real person) Pat McCann Pearl Button Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White Peg Legge Penny Dollar (real person) Penny Lane Penny Nichols Penny Wise Pepe Roni Pete Moss and his son Forest Peter Johnson (a real announcer on public radio), Dick Johnson Peter Peed Peter Wacko, DDS (real dentist in Calgary AB, proof HERE) Phil Graves (cemetery employee) Phil Rupp Pierce Deere Pierce Hart Polly Ester Post, Mark Price Wright (another real person) Priti Manek ("pretty manic", real doctor in Houston, TX) R. M. Pitt R. Sitch R. Slicker Randy Guy Randy Lover Ray Zenz (raisins) Reid Enright Rob Banks Rocky Mountain, Cliff Mountain Rex Easley (reportedly a real traffic safety teacher at Kamiakin High, Kennewick, WA) Rhoda Booke, Rita Booke Richard P. Cox (real person) Richard Chopp (real Urologist in Austin, TX, does vasectomies) Rick O'Shea Rick Shaw Rip Torn Robin Andis Merryman Robin Banks, Robin Money, U. O. Money Robin Feathers Robert and Reginald Soles (allegedly real brothers: R. Soles) Rock Pounder, Rock Bottoms Rocky Beach, Sandy Beach Rod N. Reel Roman Holiday Rose Bush, Rose Gardner Royal Payne Russell Leeves Rusty Blades, Rusty Bridges, Rusty Carr, Rusty Dorr, Rusty Fender, Rusty Irons, Rusty Nail, Rusty Pipes, Rusty Steele Sally Forth Sam Manilla Sandy Banks, Sandy Beech, Sandy Brown, Sandy Spring Seth Poole (poor guy has a lisp) Seymour Butz Seymour Wiener (should be a urologist) Shanda Lear (daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet) Sharon Needles, Sharon Weed Sheila Blige Skip Roper, Skip Stone Sonny Day Sno White (real person) Stan Still - should own a 'stationery' store :->) Stanley Cupp Dr. Steven Sumey (Dr. sue me, real person in Fairmont, MN) Sue Flay Sue Yu, Sue Jeu Summer Camp (allegedly a real person) Summer Day Summer Greene Sy Burnette Tad Pohl Tanya Hyde Tarre Beach * Terry Achey (real name) Tess Steckle Therese R. Green, Teresa Green Thomas Richard Harry Tim Burr Tom A. Toe Tom Katt Tom Morrow Tommy Gunn Tommy Hawk Trina Woods, Trina Forest (tree in the woods, tree in a forest) Ty Coon, Ty Knotts Virginia Beach Walter Melon Wanda Rinn Wanna Hickey Warren Peace Warren T. Will Power Will Race Will Wynn (Mayor of Austin, Texas) Willie B. Hardigan Willie Leak (or won't he) Willie Stroker Winsom Cash, Owen Cash Woody Forrest X. Benedict"

10/5/2009 1:01:03 PM

Clint Torres.

Senor Torres does the landscaping at our place.

[Edited on October 5, 2009 at 1:04 PM. Reason : k]

10/5/2009 1:04:07 PM

Kandy Barr

She was a fat girl in my sister's graduating class

10/5/2009 1:12:30 PM

i went to high school with a dude named Wachovia

no fucking lie

10/5/2009 1:54:32 PM

i used to work with a lady named robin byrd

it only took me 2 years to figure it out the ridiculousness of her name

10/5/2009 2:34:04 PM

Bonner Gaylord

10/5/2009 2:38:41 PM

My cousin named her kids Gage, Kyre and Bracken. as you might have guessed she lives in a trailer.

10/5/2009 2:42:21 PM

^^I just saw that. He looks so douchetastic, too.

10/5/2009 2:43:45 PM

my roommate used to date a guy named "Mason Dixon"

10/5/2009 2:44:34 PM

Knew a dude named Churchill...I guess his parents wanted him to have some sense of legacy.

Anyway, they pronounced it Church Hill, which only made the whole situation worse.

10/5/2009 2:48:04 PM

a guy I work with goes by Bobby Darby, I have no idea why he doesn't go by Robert or bob so he doesn't sound like a noise Adam Sandler would make when playing a retard.

10/5/2009 2:54:39 PM

Placenta

went to school with a girl named Precious Heart, one named Chiquita (not hispanic). i also knew of/heard of people named lexus, nautica, etc (i think everybody knows girls with those names).

anybody with a somewhat normal name, but their parents purposefully misspelled it. names that include apostrophes.

10/5/2009 3:04:40 PM

Went to high school with two kids that has the last name Light. The girl's first name was Bright, her brothers name was Bud.

10/5/2009 3:10:22 PM

there are girls with every possible spelling of Crystal imaginable. I even met one spelled Christole, I wanted to ask her why they didn't stop with close enough and had to add an E.

10/5/2009 3:13:28 PM

Pilot Inspektor



Also my college roommates went to high school with a girl named Female (pronounced fe-mally). The mother apparently didn't know what to call her and when filling out forms for the newborn baby saw that "Female" was checked under gender and decided to go with it.

10/5/2009 3:15:45 PM

an ex girlfriend had cousins named "echo" and "willow".

10/5/2009 3:16:41 PM

miss gaydick

10/5/2009 3:27:07 PM

Quote :

"Also my college roommates went to high school with a girl named Female (pronounced fe-mally). The mother apparently didn't know what to call her and when filling out forms for the newborn baby saw that "Female" was checked under gender and decided to go with it."

everybody has a friend who new a guy who had a neighbor with a cousin who had this name and exact same story. shenanigans

10/5/2009 3:28:18 PM

I know of a Sha'king. Yes, it's pronounced shuh-king, but really, you named your kid shaking?

I also know an E'very Ware. No lie, real name. His parents must either be awesome or all kinds of crazy. Or both.

10/5/2009 3:39:33 PM

Quote :

"has a friend who new a guy who had a neighbor with a cousin who had this name and exact same story."

Not quite. Two of my college roommates who went to high school together spoke of Female multiple times.

Oh and I almost forgot, there was a dude in MAE, I don't know what year he was, but his name was Steamboat.

[Edited on October 5, 2009 at 3:42 PM. Reason : ]

10/5/2009 3:42:15 PM

Budweiser Miller

friends with my brother.

10/5/2009 3:48:17 PM

Shithead

pronounced shi-thee-ed
my buddy is an EMT and came across this

10/5/2009 4:30:41 PM

MIKE RACK HABBIT

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/5/2009 4:32:55 PM

Aquanetta

10/5/2009 4:33:21 PM

ahhahah clint torres is the best so far

10/5/2009 4:37:47 PM

Quote :

"Mason Dixon"

i know this guy


also...there was a girl in my classes name Boots and her brother's name was Blue

[Edited on October 5, 2009 at 4:40 PM. Reason : or Balew....i'm not sure which]

10/5/2009 4:39:11 PM

Dick Trickle, the NASCAR driver.


in related news, I had a principal in high school named "Dick Ball".... his full name, of course, was Richard Ball, but he preferred Dick.

I didnt fucking understand it. he wasnt a big guy either, he had to have gotten his ass beat all the way through high school.





[Edited on October 5, 2009 at 4:50 PM. Reason : ]

10/5/2009 4:48:18 PM

Quote :

"Oh and I almost forgot, there was a dude in MAE, I don't know what year he was, but his name was Steamboat. "

hahaha Steamboat Rock

10/5/2009 4:49:30 PM

^haha this guy knows who I'm talking about.

10/5/2009 4:51:56 PM

^Yeah I think he was in Theta Chi

10/5/2009 4:56:53 PM

our team wrestled against a guy named "Harry Dingle" in high school.

10/5/2009 6:24:40 PM

Had some guy come into one of my classes, talking about the industry and what not...

his name was Harry Wat

i just thought that was the funniest thing ev4r

10/5/2009 6:26:24 PM