...I'll kiss your butt if you bring me two chicken filet biscuits with egg from Bojangles.

10/7/2009 10:16:59 AM

this is why you shit ALL THE TIME

10/7/2009 10:18:29 AM

I bet I don't shit any more than you do!

Where's my damn biscuits?!!

10/7/2009 10:19:46 AM

this is why you shit ALL THE TIME

10/7/2009 10:23:51 AM

Butner. I know of that town because thats where they took my crazy ex-girlfriend to be committed.

10/7/2009 10:25:02 AM

Yep. The looney bin is right down the road. I, of course, do not work there, nor do I reside there.

10/7/2009 10:25:57 AM

i blow up rocks there sometimes

10/7/2009 10:31:54 AM

how do you eat this shit this is why you ALL THE TIME?

10/7/2009 10:34:25 AM

holy mother of god

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/7/2009 10:35:52 AM

I'm in Butner, but the warden probably won't let me do that.

10/7/2009 10:36:29 AM

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison or state pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

10/7/2009 10:42:27 AM

damn, I haven't chicken filet biscuit for like a year. Living in Florida FTL.

10/7/2009 10:43:26 AM

I'll be going to Butner next week.. The Barbeque Barn there is pretty sweet!!

10/7/2009 11:14:02 AM

i can't eat chicken and eggs at at the same time

10/7/2009 11:15:39 AM

where is butner?

10/7/2009 11:16:21 AM

OMG...kidding, right? Not native to the area?

North of Durham about 15 miles. Straight up I-85.

10/7/2009 11:17:39 AM

you should make your status under your username "Porcelain Massage"

10/7/2009 11:29:13 AM

this is why you shit ALL THE TIME

[Edited on October 7, 2009 at 11:29 AM. Reason : seriously]

10/7/2009 11:29:40 AM

I dunno about that whole Porcelain Massage thing...

I only shit once, maybe twice a day. Of course, it does pile up outta the water.

10/7/2009 11:48:49 AM

is butner where they have the prison that bernie madoff went to

10/7/2009 12:15:04 PM

There is a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison here if that's what you mean.

10/7/2009 1:14:19 PM