apply within

10/7/2009 8:13:06 PM

oh come on

10/7/2009 8:13:42 PM

man, i talked to you last night, what else do you want?

10/7/2009 8:13:50 PM

i don't count?

10/7/2009 8:13:57 PM

signed

10/7/2009 8:14:03 PM

post

10/7/2009 8:14:28 PM

poopface:
mcfluffle:

i just want to hang out with people again
when i got all fat and shit i basically isolated myself because i thought i wasn't really a person anymore

so now that i'm like... not... i'm back to square one.

10/7/2009 8:14:34 PM

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"i don't count? "

10/7/2009 8:14:47 PM

evan, you silly bastard. also,

10/7/2009 8:15:33 PM

me and evan are gettin a pedicure on friday after work.

10/7/2009 8:16:18 PM

^^^no, you do

10/7/2009 8:16:38 PM

FOO, YOU SHOULD ANSWER MY TEXTS

10/7/2009 8:16:51 PM

hay guise, what's goin on in this thread?

10/7/2009 8:17:04 PM

do you get high with a little help from your friends?

10/7/2009 8:17:36 PM

i will next time, i promise

last time you texted me i was doing something, i can't remember what.. but i totally meant to text you back and forgot. haha

^i am actually fred savage

10/7/2009 8:18:01 PM

calm down that adhd

10/7/2009 8:18:34 PM

I've got too many friends so I'm shedding them left and right . . . feel free to chum up whatever you can in my wake.

10/7/2009 8:19:19 PM

JCASHFAN, the friendslayer?

10/7/2009 8:20:15 PM

It would be nice If I had more friends to hang out with my friends. I'm like a child in a divorce because this guy I know doesn't get along with the girls I hang out with, so I have to choose when it comes to going out on the weekend with my friends.

10/7/2009 8:42:35 PM

I'm isolated and fat.

10/7/2009 8:43:40 PM

Post....

10/7/2009 8:44:19 PM

i could use somebodayyy

10/7/2009 8:44:36 PM

EVAN YOU ARE TOO GAY FOR ME TO HANG OUT W/ SRY

BUT I WILL CASUALLY NOTICE YOU AT THE CHIK FIL A BUT NOT SAY ANYTHING

10/7/2009 8:44:44 PM

do you need someone to talk to about your feelings? i'm a great listener but i give horrible advice so i usually just try to say reassuring things without suggesting particular actions

10/7/2009 8:45:29 PM

I don't know about "friends"

but I certainly could use some more acquaintances who will invite me to their parties so I can
"get all up ons" their female friends

basically I don't really want to know you, I want to know the people who know you

10/7/2009 8:45:43 PM

If you have crack rocks, then you can be my friend.


Oh, and fuck you.

10/7/2009 8:47:24 PM

be mah text friend!!!

pm me your numbah

10/7/2009 8:55:54 PM

i need friends

and a family

i'm very needy. who wants me?

10/7/2009 8:56:20 PM

^ I'll take it

10/7/2009 8:58:16 PM

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"Abba Zaba, you my only friend"

10/7/2009 9:01:08 PM

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"be mah text friend!!! pm me your numbah "

10/7/2009 9:01:17 PM

10/7/2009 9:03:48 PM

I don't like friends son.

They suck.

10/7/2009 9:05:13 PM

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"I don't know about "friends" but I certainly could use some more acquaintances who will invite me to their parties so I can "get all up ons" their female friends basically I don't really want to know you, I want to know the people who know you"

I can help you out with that maybe, if you are interested in over weight girls pushing 30.

10/7/2009 9:10:00 PM

pushing 30 what?

10/7/2009 9:10:24 PM

years of age?

pounds of rock?

10/7/2009 9:11:41 PM

dicks sucked in a row?

10/7/2009 9:12:51 PM

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"JCASHFAN, the friendslayer?"

Nah, truthfully I've never had a large quantity of friends. I feel crowded if I get to many, I prefer many friendly acquaintances with a few close friends and sufficient time alone.

10/7/2009 10:10:27 PM

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"i could use somebodayyy"

SOMEONE LIKE YOUUU?!

^see, that's my problem. i'm a really social person, i love being around people and doing shit and just hanging out... hell, i had friends before who were pissed at me because i had too many friends and they thought i was ignoring them...

and now, it's like... *crickets chirping*

you can clearly see my dilemma

and in the 4 years i've been a fatass, i think i've become socially inept and unskilled when it comes to making friends again

10/7/2009 10:37:41 PM

you can take my place at social events i dont feel like going to

10/7/2009 10:47:07 PM

no one will ever notice the difference

10/7/2009 10:47:41 PM

We'll hang out when I come back to NC in December. It'll be Rawesome.

10/7/2009 10:48:40 PM

i was thinking you could just be a representative

be like "i'm here on jason's behalf, he's sorry he couldnt make it but he wishes everyone well"

10/7/2009 10:49:28 PM

oh that would work too

10/7/2009 10:49:50 PM

I don't know if our interests would mesh.

10/7/2009 10:53:21 PM

now why do you say that?

10/7/2009 10:53:39 PM

I don't know. What are your interests?

10/7/2009 11:01:10 PM

quite varied

punk and indie rock music
movies of all sorts
soccer
beer
cooking

that's all i can think of at the moment (mainly because that's what i'm doing right now)

10/7/2009 11:03:16 PM

playing soccer while cooking? i'm impressed

10/7/2009 11:03:50 PM

halfways listening to a playlist containing mostly indie rock and punk on the stereo in the kitchen
halfways watching/paying attention to food inc. on my laptop for my english class so i don't have to go to class before thanksgiving
watching fox soccer report on teh tv
drinking dogfish head 90 min. ipa
and i have some freshly made lasagna in the oven

10/7/2009 11:06:38 PM