These are all facts. Not opinions. Don't debate them.

- Liking Chicago style stuffed pizza and not thin-crust.
- Saying any one area has "worse drivers" than another.
- Liking sub-par college basketball over the NBA (if you are a guy and like floor slapping, ass grabbing, hardwood eating Duke style basketball there is a 100% chance you also like cock)

Feel free to add. Remember, I have final say as to which of these are actual facts and not just misguided, ignorant opinions.

10/8/2009 12:53:45 PM

mayonnaise is valid

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/8/2009 12:54:36 PM

I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.

AND

Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 12:55 PM. Reason : x]

10/8/2009 12:55:17 PM

-Using air hand dryers is somehow saving trees from being cut down in the forests

you put mustard on a hamburger if anything at all, but i dont know if you are positing in the spirit of the thread or youre being serious

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 12:58 PM. Reason : f]

10/8/2009 12:56:54 PM

this is stupid

10/8/2009 12:58:27 PM

Quote :

"Chicago style stuffed pizza"

....coming from a guy whose idea of a good pizza is cardboard with ketchup and cheese

dude won't eat a pizza with thick crust or any toppings. literally just cheese and sauce every time

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 1:04 PM. Reason : 3]

10/8/2009 12:58:41 PM

^^^ it's actually from a movie... The Whole Nine Yards.

I hate mayo personally though. Ketchup and mustard and A-1... I'm fine with all of those on a burger.

10/8/2009 1:00:01 PM

- Pro athletes "don't try" and are lazy and the games are boring to watch, while college sports are soooo much better because everyone gives it their all on every play

- Shitty seats at a game between two mediocre teams is better than a couch with HDTV views of games across the country

- A handjob is an acceptable compromise between a blowjob and nothing at all

- I don't have time to exercise and eat healthy, so its not my fault I'm a fatass

- Being late by as much as 15 minutes is perfectly acceptable

10/8/2009 1:01:02 PM

a-1 on a burger is my fav

10/8/2009 1:01:13 PM

soy milk and your little stupid soyburgers are by far the greater cause for deforestation than the manufacture of paper towels

faggots

10/8/2009 1:02:36 PM

Yeah, I like pickles and onion with A-1 on the bottom bun under the meat and then cheese and ketchup (and maybe some bacon) on top of the meat under the top bun. Perfect.

[free thread] now, by the way

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 1:03 PM. Reason : x]

10/8/2009 1:02:53 PM

oooh i always put honey mustard on a sandwich or burger if its available

10/8/2009 1:03:14 PM

thousand island dressing on roast beef sandos?


YUM

10/8/2009 1:03:52 PM

Mayonnaise is not good on anything...yet somehow, when you add some sour cream, buttermilk, garlic powder, dill weed, parsley and onion powder, it becomes delicious ranch dressing

note: this is to be taken as fact, not as something people are wrong about

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 1:05 PM. Reason : .]

10/8/2009 1:04:08 PM

I can't tell whether people are listing things "other people are wrong about" or just their own opinion about something.

ITS TOO HARD BYE

10/8/2009 1:04:44 PM

shut the fuck up about your hamburgers, you sound like a couple of secrataries on their lunch break at TGIFuckin Fridays

10/8/2009 1:05:17 PM

a1, grilled onions, and cheese. yummmmm
i want 5 guys now

10/8/2009 1:05:58 PM

i call firsts

the other 4 dudes can duke it out for sloppy 2nds

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 1:07 PM. Reason : .]

10/8/2009 1:07:14 PM

back on topic:

thinking Obama didn't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize

10/9/2009 1:21:59 PM

everyone is wrong about everything. fuck you.

10/9/2009 1:52:01 PM

Liking Western NC BBQ

10/9/2009 2:18:15 PM

WHOLE NINE YARD QUOTES

10/10

10/9/2009 2:22:40 PM

user-account hacked?

this doesn't feel like a normal NyM thread..

10/9/2009 2:22:45 PM

I think he's coked up on Nyquil or something...

10/9/2009 2:24:01 PM

- liking the Mets

10/9/2009 3:14:36 PM

Quote :

"But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody"

You are not from the South, sir. Mayonnaise is staple down here. I eat it on my hamburgers, AND on my hotdogs, with tater tots, in tater salad, chicken salad, on my banana sammich. You have not lived until you've tried a banana and mayo sammich.

10/9/2009 3:17:32 PM

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 3:21 PM. Reason : oh nevermind]

10/9/2009 3:18:41 PM

i, too, eat mayo on damn near everything

aside from Reuben sandwiches. that's a criminal offense

10/9/2009 3:19:46 PM

^^ uh huh, that's what I thought.

10/9/2009 3:21:46 PM

people who think obama deserves a fuckin nobel prize


what the fuck did he do seriously? put a promise ring on it?

10/9/2009 3:26:19 PM

now put ya hands up!

10/9/2009 3:27:22 PM

Quote :

"A handjob is an acceptable compromise between a blowjob and nothing at all"

10/9/2009 4:16:08 PM

yea in 6th grade

10/9/2009 4:17:19 PM