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"Eleece Moll still is nursing the wounds from where the petite woman clawed at her eyes and savagely bit her right arm three weeks ago. At least now the 53-year-old can close her eyes without constantly seeing the naked stranger's legs and buttocks snaking through the open sunroof. But the physical education teacher's sense of security remains shaken. "It's the kind of experience where ... I don't know if I'll ever feel safe again," Moll said, adding that she intends to buy a gun. "I'm just a regular person coming home on a Tuesday night ... in a good part of town. If you don't think this can happen to you, you're wrong." . . . It was just before midnight Sept. 8. Moll and her husband, Cloyd Moll, had been in the car about six hours returning from a business trip to Austin, Texas. And home was but moments away when they spied a naked woman, waving her arms above her head, in the middle of the parkway at Walker Road. The Molls, thinking the woman could have been a crime victim in need of help, screeched to a halt. The woman yelled that she was going to "die fighting tonight," her declaration augmented by an expletive. Moll said her husband tried to swerve around the naked figure but the woman jumped into the car's path. He tried again. That's when the woman leaped onto the hood of their car. "At that point, I knew we were under attack," Cloyd Moll said. The 56-year-old threw the car in reverse for about 20 yards in hopes of throwing off the woman. But she had a death grip on the hood — in the crevice where it meets the windshield. And when Cloyd Moll stopped the car, the woman "climbed up (the hood) like a cat" and through the sunroof feet first. As the woman lowered her 5-foot, 4-inch, 120-pound frame inside the car and into a straddling position on Eleece Moll's lap, she kicked Cloyd Moll's face, sending his glasses flying out the open window. . . . "

It goes on: http://www.shreveporttimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/200909300600/NEWS03/909300316


The woman:

10/8/2009 6:34:58 PM

whats wrong with that

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10/8/2009 6:37:07 PM

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""She lost interest in Eleece because she wouldn't fight her, so then she came after me," Cloyd Moll said. "So I took her to the back of the car and slammed her up against the back of the car, hoping to break her back." The impact put a small dent in the car, but "she got right back up and slugged the tar out of me." Still without glasses and basically blind, Cloyd Moll said he punched the woman. She staggered back a few steps. But the only thing that prevented a retaliatory attack, he said, was the sound of Bossier City police cars screaming down the parkway."

BREAK THAT BITCH'S BACK

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"Centenary College"

Robert Parrish lol

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"told police she'd smoked marijuana"

laced with PCP is my guess

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 6:41 PM. Reason : .]

10/8/2009 6:39:18 PM

ahahahahaha wow

10/8/2009 6:40:28 PM

I cant be the only person that immediately jumped to the conclusion, "well here comes the zombies!" and got a sickening happiness that god had finally granted me the gift of unrestrained violence.

10/8/2009 6:46:57 PM

I, too, thought about zombie implications when it mentioned biting

10/8/2009 6:48:53 PM

10/8/2009 7:48:10 PM

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"DIE FIGHTING TONIGHT"

10/8/2009 8:22:58 PM