She said she want a HOOD nigga

10/8/2009 10:19:00 PM

mount throatmore

10/8/2009 10:20:08 PM

looks like if Kramer and Joe Torre had a kid

10/8/2009 10:20:55 PM

Just Lincoln without the 5s would be better

10/8/2009 10:21:11 PM

yeah I'm definitely going when the wizards come to town and sitting close enough for him to hear me

10/8/2009 10:22:18 PM

http://theblowtorch.blogspot.com/2009/09/things-i-would-say-if-i-ever.html

Quote :

" * "Oh, hey. You're DeShawn Stevenson." * "Wow. There's a tattoo on your throat." * "I bet that hurt." * "Is that Abe Lincoln?" * "Hmmm..." * "Oh, there's a crack on your forehead." * "What's that about?" * "So, you don't crack, but you got a crack tattoo?" * "I'm kinda confused." * "You're saying the only way you crack is if you decide to crack yourself with ink?" * "I guess it kinda makes sense when you put it that way." * "What about in the winter, when your skin is really dry? I crack like crazy then." * "Chapstick helps." * "Not sure I get the 9 on your face." * "No, that's not right." * "No matter how far away I am, it's still a 9." * "Seriously." * "It's still a 9 from here." * "I really don't get your tattoos." * "Anyways, nice to meet you. Good luck with your face and neck tattoos.""

10/8/2009 11:55:40 PM

Quote :

"I heard that DeShawn and Abe actually have something in common. They both can’t finish a play."

10/8/2009 11:56:01 PM

i thought this guy was gonna have a tat of a sub on his neck

10/9/2009 12:04:37 AM

^lol, me too

10/9/2009 12:05:42 AM