I don't think I know any hippies anymore. Left the last of my hippy friends in Raleigh, I believe.

10/14/2009 7:21:36 PM

i knew one but then she got a desk job and started doing coke and shaving her arm pits and wearing heels

10/14/2009 7:22:59 PM

1. cool ass neighbor. looks like the dude. uses rainwater to flush his toilets. he's hardcore like that.

10/14/2009 7:24:36 PM

The last hippy I saw that I actually knew... I haven't talked to him in years.
This kid was crazy. I'm pretty sure he bullied his long term girlfriend into sex daily.

10/14/2009 7:24:55 PM

im going to need a functional definition sir

10/14/2009 7:26:53 PM

you just know, OK?!

10/14/2009 7:27:39 PM

hey jeff remember when i dragged you to the nofx concert and that hippy was like feelin your soul vibe? lol

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 7:28 PM. Reason : THEN THAT HIPPY GOT STOMPED THE FUCK OUT]

10/14/2009 7:27:56 PM

that was weird, man. weird.

motherfucker...just...wanted to hug me for some goddamn reason

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 7:30 PM. Reason : HAHA, I was MEAN MUGGIN' him from the second he said "give me a hug"]

10/14/2009 7:29:30 PM

used to be with one

big mistake

10/14/2009 7:30:03 PM

oh gosh, I don't think I could ever bring myself to DATE a hippy

I know this is stereotypical of me... but I can just imagine them trying to switch me to soy milk, and all other foul kinds of shit

10/14/2009 7:32:57 PM

ORGANIC SOY MILK

10/14/2009 7:33:42 PM

I used to hack with the hippies at lunch in high school

10/14/2009 7:33:57 PM

i used to date a hippy who's cat's names were bud and nug

10/14/2009 7:34:30 PM

10/14/2009 7:35:16 PM

box wine? not a w00k3r

10/14/2009 7:35:47 PM

10/14/2009 7:36:30 PM

^^ Yeah, he's sleeping on the wine.

10/14/2009 7:36:44 PM

I know one actual hippy and a few fake ones.

10/14/2009 7:37:38 PM

haha, I just remembered when I went up to Boone on a trip in college. Met this random hippy... of course he was smoking up. It was so hilarious when he started going on and on about how he doesn't want to work when he gets older. He just wants to sit on the couch, and smoke and hang out with friends. How in a perfect world, people would just move to a barter system... blah blah blah

10/14/2009 7:40:18 PM

Nitrous hippy?

10/14/2009 7:42:31 PM

let me tell you fuckers something: y'all southern suburban kids dont know nothing about no hippies.

i lived in a cooperative housing community on the Left Coast and i had neighbors who

      (1) don't believe in germ theory

      (2) don't vaccinate their children

      (3) publicly breastfeed their kids who are 4 and 6 years old
      -- (and woman dont wear no bra, tits hang down to her waist)

      (4) let their children run around naked everywhere

      (5) raise fucking chickens in their back yard

      (6) grind their own grain with a hand mill

      (7) make their own nasty ass cheese in their fridge
      -- (prolly with "mommy milk" for all i know )

      (8) do "energy work" with crystals and auras

      (9) have a fucking "rainbow vagina" painted on their bathroom door

      (10) some women got the hairiest legs and pits i ever did see.

      (11) drive a biodiesel volvo that runs on fryer grease
      -- (kinda cool, but it stinks like old chicken and bacon, and is often broken)

i mean, when i was in NC, i thought I was all "Mister Leftie Progressive Guy" and everything, but i got out here and ...

holy shit, i felt like goddamned Dick Cheney's soulmate.

10/14/2009 7:43:20 PM

yeah man. I swear they exist

things have moved in some ways from the:

10/14/2009 7:43:21 PM

dude

nitrous is like mecca for hippies

they hear that tank crack, and it's like zombies walking

10/14/2009 7:43:51 PM

fishout w00k0 at 12 o'clock

10/14/2009 7:44:05 PM

Duuuuude, I found this HUUUUGE balloon at the toy store, and my bro just got a nitrous tank. Let's go chill and get all WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

10/14/2009 7:45:23 PM

lol whatever he's on looks good

10/14/2009 7:46:09 PM

i have to admit

i had this:



happen to me this summer

a few times

10/14/2009 7:46:26 PM

^ was going to admit that too lol

10/14/2009 7:46:40 PM

^^^ He's an LSD son.

10/14/2009 7:46:56 PM

hey emce remember that dickhead chris freeman that left me in jail and stole my shit after i got arrested driving his drunk ass home cause his stupid cousins tags were expired

remember how he thought the tipping point was the next major religious thing after he got a half tank and did it all by himself?

i fucking hope that guy is dead and rotten

10/14/2009 7:47:46 PM

You'd think if he were on LSD he'd have his eyes open

10/14/2009 7:47:58 PM

^ Why is that exactly?





CEVs son.....

10/14/2009 7:48:42 PM

Yeah fair enough.

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 7:51 PM. Reason : .]

10/14/2009 7:51:21 PM

If you're taking the right (ie - excessive) doses of psychedelic drugs, there's not too much (If any) difference between having your eyes open or closed anyway.


Unbound to the pale and lifeless day by the
multicolored, multiform
A spinning antidream unthought.
Exceeding the obsolete reality
Overheated inner shape-generator.
Blowing every cerebral fuse
Insanity filtered and systematized.
Feeding the tools of mind abuse

Mind-signal transmission peaked, distorted, bent, unrestrained
Neuroreceivers shortcircuit. System parameters over-gained
Nervethreads decoding the stream of the reality-inverting revolution
The patterned untruth of non-dream: The closed eye visual delusion

A frantic cellular race down the switchbacks of mind
Throttling the existence-engine.
A propulsion beyond all limit lines
Convulsive thrusts of septic energy as infected cells collide
Unleashing the video-bacterial disease.
The sinew-conducted pseudo-vision

Self unfolds like a disintegrating dream.
All revealed but the sinister cause
My lying eyes come apart at the seams.
Still how could I ever regret the loss

The self transformed into wave lengths
Reverberating this unyielding dream.
Lost in this greedy illusion
I'm forever devoured by the closed eye visual delusion

A twirling visual overload - Explosions of terror and beauty
Colors of fear and pain within clash into un-anything
(A spectra-organic frenzy setting fire to the
neuro-highways of mind
Revolving me away from time.
A soul now rendered unassigned)

10/14/2009 7:52:42 PM

ha ha, yeah, I remember Freeman

last time I saw him, he still couldn't drive... was working construction jobs around raleigh... and was hanging around some fucknut that was going on and on about how much he hated 'less fortunate' (black) people.

10/14/2009 7:52:47 PM

Quote :

"If you're taking the right doses of psychedelic drugs, there's not too much (If any) difference between having them open or closed anyway."

I guess it always seemed like I had mine open. That could easily be false, though.

10/14/2009 7:53:28 PM

Notice I did have to edit in "(ie - excessive)".

Maybe not during the average person trip.

But during the real trip son.

10/14/2009 7:55:42 PM

Done some borderline stupid doses for somebody as inexperienced at it as myself so i think i know what you're talking about. Had daydreams but figured my eyes were open because I was seeing some pretty vivid stuff. Maybe not though. No idea, no objectivity.

10/14/2009 7:59:43 PM

Quote :

"let me tell you fuckers something: y'all southern suburban kids dont know nothing about no hippies. i lived in a cooperative housing community on the Left Coast and i had neighbors who (1) don't believe in germ theory (2) don't vaccinate their children (3) publicly breastfeed their kids who are 4 and 6 years old -- (and woman dont wear no bra, tits hang down to her waist) (4) let their children run around naked everywhere (5) raise fucking chickens in their back yard (6) grind their own grain with a hand mill (7) make their own nasty ass cheese in their fridge -- (prolly with "mommy milk" for all i know ) (8) do "energy work" with crystals and auras (9) have a fucking "rainbow vagina" painted on their bathroom door (10) some women got the hairiest legs and pits i ever did see. (11) drive a biodiesel volvo that runs on fryer grease -- (kinda cool, but it stinks like old chicken and bacon, and is often broken) i mean, when i was in NC, i thought I was all "Mister Leftie Progressive Guy" and everything, but i got out here and ... holy shit, i felt like goddamned Dick Cheney's soulmate. "

Some of this is straight ig'nance, and not being a hippie.

10/14/2009 8:00:21 PM

real hippies or neo hippies?

I only consider people that lived/partied through the 60s and 70s to be real hippies. I know about 5 or 6 of them.

neo hippies... I've lost count. you meet a *lot* of them if you go to festivals like I do.

10/14/2009 8:02:52 PM

^^ well, they's some ignant hippies then. but they're educated. some got masters degrees and shit (not in science, obviously, but in shit like english. and being weird.)

tellin ya, yer east coast hippies aint got nothing on these left coast hippies




[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 8:03 PM. Reason : ]

10/14/2009 8:03:08 PM

lol at "left coast"

10/14/2009 8:04:23 PM

they fascinate me
only slightly more than they disgust me

10/14/2009 8:05:20 PM

My dance partner was an authentic hippie, down to the purse with the stitched on pot sign. Aside from that I have several good friends who are part time hippies, riding their bikes everywhere and all that shit.

10/14/2009 8:11:53 PM

Quote :

"i used to date a hippy who's cat's names were bud and nug"

Haha, I knew one with a cat named doja

10/14/2009 8:19:12 PM

so, which NC college has the most hippes?


App State?
Wilmington?

10/14/2009 8:20:21 PM

For authentic hippies I'd say App State by far. I haven't heard much of any hippies at Wilmington, just assume there's a bunch of beach bums - who aren't quite the same thing from what I know.

10/14/2009 8:21:57 PM

asheville, chapel hill

10/14/2009 8:23:16 PM

i fingerbanged the only real hippie i know

so there's that



ahahhahahah and she was at App lol

(incredibly hairy and smelly pussy. VERY HOT)

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 8:29 PM. Reason : very]

10/14/2009 8:28:30 PM

did... did your fingers get caught in her bush naps?

[Edited on October 14, 2009 at 8:29 PM. Reason : I'm never known a hippy to comb her snatch]

10/14/2009 8:29:34 PM