since there ain't no zeros, I'll give her a one.

10/14/2009 7:30:35 PM

I banged out a 3 before

I did not call her back

10/14/2009 7:33:38 PM

my left hand is a definite 5

10/14/2009 8:39:45 PM

they've all been kinda hot imo

10/14/2009 8:40:07 PM

5ish

10/14/2009 8:42:51 PM

.1

10/14/2009 8:47:44 PM

2

and she told eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverybody

continues to tell people to this day. have proof

it's like on my permanent record now

i'd understand it if i was like super hot. im not and I know i'm not, but I've got these here words I use for stuff.

its like im being campaigned against by osama bin laden

10/14/2009 8:52:05 PM

Your mother. Ooooh!

10/14/2009 8:53:55 PM

6, I'd say

but that is more a commentary on my inability to get laid than on my sex appeal or standards

10/14/2009 10:49:31 PM

1 - sat there staring at the ceiling fan go around and around and sang songs in my head while praying for it to be over

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10/15/2009 2:31:00 AM

I'd say a 0 exists for those with dicks and you didn't think they had a dick.

10/15/2009 2:32:05 AM

Probably a 4. Fucking hogs. Standards tend to go down as the time between lays grows larger. After that I swore to myself I would never ever bang a chick who weighed over 160. I think I'm going to have nightmares about that mistake for the rest of my life.

10/15/2009 3:25:47 AM

a 0 i was raped

10/15/2009 3:44:33 AM

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"a 0 i was raped"

Big girls will do that sometimes.

10/15/2009 3:50:20 AM

umm a 5?

I dunno - by whose standards?

I'd rather spend months and months celibate than bang an uggo

10/15/2009 3:51:46 AM

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"6, I'd say but that is more a commentary on my inability to get laid than on my sex appeal or standards"

10/15/2009 8:25:45 AM

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"a 0 i was raped"

but was he hot?

10/15/2009 12:22:13 PM

she wasnt fat, had nice tits but she was a paper bagger

10/15/2009 12:28:38 PM

If my not hottest lay was a 10 then that means my not hottest lay was actually my hottest lay, right?

10/15/2009 12:29:22 PM

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"Probably a 4. Fucking hogs. Standards tend to go down as the time between lays grows larger. After that I swore to myself I would never ever bang a chick who weighed over 160. I think I'm going to have nightmares about that mistake for the rest of my life."

Nah...it'll wane over the years. But the 4 stands for me as well. She had huuuge tittays, but dey was floppy. I can't believe I went there. Such is life. You should say that as the time between lays grows larger, the lay grows larger.

10/15/2009 12:40:47 PM

I've banged some ugly girls, and some fat girls with pretty faces.

Never an ugly fat girl

Thats where I put my foot down

10/15/2009 12:42:06 PM

8-10

10/15/2009 12:43:10 PM

6 when I was drunk. She came on to me.

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10/15/2009 1:22:37 PM

4?

but i dont like hot guys either

10/15/2009 1:28:36 PM

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"my not hottest lay was actually my hottest lay"

10/15/2009 1:29:06 PM

6 for me as well, and those have all come about to end a long stretch of not getting laid

10/15/2009 1:30:10 PM

do ladybois count???????????

10/15/2009 1:31:35 PM

My "not hottest" expirence wasnt on account of the girls physical beauty.

For me what made for the most "not hot" experience occurred while I was actually making love to this woman. She was like "FUCK THAT PUSSY! FUCK THAT PUSSY! OOHHHH YEAAAAHHHH BABY!" Her voice got really guttural. She sounded like a half man/half beast when she said it and I can still remember that look on her face at the time.

I really shouldn't be talking like this.

10/15/2009 1:41:41 PM

-12 son.

10/15/2009 1:42:04 PM

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10/15/2009 1:42:46 PM

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"She sounded like a half man/half beast when she said it and I can still remember that look on her face at the time."

BWAHAHAHA.

If that really is how it happened then that is funny son.

10/15/2009 1:44:07 PM

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"I've banged some ugly girls, and some fat girls with pretty faces. Never an ugly fat girl"

then you haven't truly lived.

i call it the "double-coyote fuck."

it's similar to the normal "coyote fuck" where, like a coyote caught in a steel trap, you chew your arm off to escape without waking her up.

for the "double-coyote fuck" you chew the other arm off because you know she's gonna come back around looking for a one-armed guy.

10/15/2009 2:26:24 PM